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>323 posts
what the FUCK
theft is taxation
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so jelly
why can't we have nice things
Has /brit/ ever held a pozzing party?
Interesting videos but the guy has an unsettling appearance looks like a eunuch with no vitality. i.e. somebody lopped off his balls and it's drained the life out of him
hate women so what
The Serpent Rises
Cesare finds out from Pantilisea that Lucrezia is pregnant. Cesare chases Pedro through the halls of the Vatican, brandishing his sword. He finally catches him in the Papal Throne Room, where he cuts off the man’s head – the blood splattering on Rodrigo’s face and white papal gown. Cesare has a certain satisfaction watching his father suffer. Lucrezia, betrayed by Pantilisea, does not weep when the girl’s body is found in the Tiber. Now the eldest son, Cesare convinces his grieving father to allow him to resign as a cardinal and to become a solider so that “I may create a Borgia empire.” Cesare sets off for Naples to marry the King’s daughter and begin his conquest of Italy.
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℔h
I WANNA BE A ROCKSTAR
Love shaved fannies.
I think you might say "as quick" if you were being fair tbh
'e
I wish I was a little bit taller
me and the gf
alright
When moot ruined Sup Forums for a laugh it's quite interesting how the whole board fell apart, except for brit/pol/, because of its distict insular culture managed to weather the storm and continue as normal
Also when mook added meme flags to Sup Forums, British posters by and large kept their original geographic flags more than most other countries. A significant feat considering Brits are one of the most frequent posters on Sup Forums
REALLY would enjoy a musky brit bf
No but i'm a poz-cuckold
>eisenhower deathcamps
hmm
That last school day feeling
I thought she was going to take a shit
Haha, I think she's on the phone with one of the guys in her chatroom trying to hookup.
Got the benzo hiccoughs again
in a way, she did
brit/pol/ was just a huge tripfag circlejerk last I looked
is baby retard?
quite like this toad, mind if I save it?
naming my kids Ellie, Sophie and Charlotte
retard means slow, was he slow?
its dead right?
the gf
mad ting
youtube.com
learning about the bolton strid lads
wannat pen too bah
hopefully since its a shitskin
Didn't used to be
Think all the good ones left for cripplechan
>ellie
infantilising name. will probably have daddy issues and rape fetish
>sophie
slut
>charlotte
stuck up bitch, will fuck bad boys to rebel
20 days till USA trip lads
naming my kids Deano, Dean, John, Lloydo, Smithy, Gaz, Smithster, Jamie, Darren, Daz, Stevie, David, Davros
any nudes?
imagine literally shitting out a dead baby.
fuck sake. women have it rough.
who are you kidding lad
you're never having kids haha xx
>the hef has died
>have kids
>either a boy who ends up NEET who financially depends on you until he kills himself age 26 due to severe social autism
>alternatively a girl who starts taking willy at age 14
hmm yes excellent quite
I
WANT
A
GF
RËËËËËËËË
that's they're realists when it comes to reproduction and only men are pro life
or, y'know, raising them well
fuuuuck lads thought it was gonna be cold today so I wore a cozy army jacket and now I'm boiling at the bus stop
if you're a good parent you can prevent either of these happening
just strip naked
The INAUGURAL post
couldnt ask for more desu
what do you have to offer a woman
The mother is going off again lads about her smoking pot. Listen to this shit lads.
or you could have a boy who takes willy at 14 and a girl who is neet and ends up spotty and fat
*listens*
not hearing it mate
>not smoking weed
a big willy xx
cant wait to have kids to bathe
I, for one, welcome our Aussie overlords.
Bogan mother off her nutter here lads. Hahaha
utter state lmao
>mid-30s but desperately trying to appear young in how they dress
>clearly in some runtoid baratt estate
WEW
what the FUCK
Does my nephew look white?
Snapchatqueen on Myfreecams. Get in here.
Its common in japan
Lads in post-uni job applications, can you list stuff you did part time whilst at sixth form/uni
no such thing
>girl who is neet and ends up spotty and fat
my fetish
Average height, 6.5 inch cock, bit below average looks, inability to speak to females.
I'm terrific with the lads though, would be great as a gay
want to watch my kids excel at sports and be really popular :(
would it be wrong to be in the middle of sexy time with the misses and interupt it to change your infant daughter when you still have a hard on?
did japan borrow the britsh flag for the day
HMM?
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5'8"
>only men are pro life
CANNOT wait to shit on the gutter
hmm yes it says here he played the Oboe to a grade 3 level when he was 17, ah yes excellent let us hire him for this highly technical job
yeah you fucking nonce
i just want to wash my son's back
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What's the British reaction to hearing this song?
My grannies house in SW London was also illegally demolished, after we had to sell it when she died. The new owners had got planning permission to renovate it but not to make all the structural changes they wanted - because it was a house from the 1800s in a Conservation Area. So instead they knocked it down to rebuild it to their spec. Council did nothing at all, despite outcry from locals. I honestly cannot express how sad it still makes me that a beautiful house that raised 5 generations of my family got destroyed because an entitled rich couple wanted a cinema room. And that the council were willing to set a precedent that they don't give a shit, demolish Victorian homes in Conservation Areas and you will face no fines, no legal proceedings, not even a shred of hostility from the council. So. Glad to see that some councils in London still care.
Is liking arse more of a bender thing or more of a nigger thing?
>muh family
shut up
love to tongue lads arses
shut up don't care
Fat arses are a female trait.
its a male thing
>Oboe
to be fair it's a very technical instrument
men are more likely to be pro life because they're far removed from the practicality of birthing . it's only women who carry and are made intimately aware of how god has actually deserted them when they drop a dead one
>it's a "mum had too many abortions before having me and my sister so she's a bit deranged and doesn't like to talk about abortion" episode
hello benders
Please guys, I had an argument with my brother I don't think he looks white enough so I'm disinheriting him from my will
cesarean section exists
hello nigger
>be my dads cousin
>have 3 daughters
>raise them all conservatively, all the exact same
>only one of them turns out to be a total slut
huh.....
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