We wuz vikangz

>we wuz vikangz
Why do amerifats do this?

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>we wuz knights hospitaller

American culture revolves around being American, being part of America and nothing else.
If you want to be edgy and counter-culture, you simply identify as your ancestors' nationalities.

>26%
there's no chance in hell this guy is serious

le 26% face

Americans have always identified as Irish-American, Italian-American, African-American, Dutch, German, Jewish etc. It's nothing new. It's just a big melting pot.

>Italian-American
Did you mean, garbage-american? Because emigrants are just that. Garbage.

white american culture is as bland as you can possibly get, so people latch onto the first non-anglo ancestor they can find for an identity


you don't get that in any other anglo colony

>we wuz british convicts and shit

no one larps as convicts, most people don't even know their family tree past their grandparents

Kek, I live in rich American as an Italian American, while you live in Italian poverty

I've lived here for 2 months and I've heard it come up in conversation 4 times

whereabouts in Italy were you born mate?

I've lived here for 24 years and heard it once

how can you be scandinavian-american if you're just 26%?

I see American talking about this viking ancestry stuff quite often. They're really obsessed with it.

also are you that American that moved to Perth?

we wuz vikangz and sheiit

Where do you live?
Nah, pom and Sydney.

Perth

might come up more if you're a pom I guess given the whole convict situation

That's true I suppose but it was only once directed to me in conversation. Maybe its just sydney people clinging to their history as the Chinese horde envelopes them

I think that's because their roots are obscuring. Obviously they are not getting massive European immigration anymore. Now they just get Mexicans and Indians.

Americans are the masters of We wuzzing.

How many times will you make this thread?

my cousins are like this with their irish heritage

their mum (my mum's sister) is from Ireland and their dad's parents moved from Ireland, but it's still cringeworthy as fuck. luckily they're the only ones I know who do this barring wogs but that's understandable since they're different to the rest of Australia culturally

What is the current poverty rate in the United States?
Current estimates on poverty in the U.S.
The official poverty rate is 13.5 percent, based on the U.S. Census Bureau’s 2015 estimates.


Poverty in Italy
In 2016 the absolute poverty was equal to 6.3%, whereas the relative poverty to 10.6%

>Irish-American,
True
>Italian-American
True
>African-American
Very true
>Dutch
Lol what!?
>German
To a lesser extent as the others it's more if someone asks where your ancestors are from
>Jewish etc.
Its an ethno-religious group so it's been little different
> It's just a big melting pot.
False, one historian more accurately said we are more like a stew. There is some mixing but the original groups don't mix into anything close to a homogenous blend.

Get a life.

>Amerimutt goes to Denmark
>Hey guys Im 26% Danish, us nordics amirite
>mfw
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Literally every Nordic country is like this, except maybe Sweden now.
You're a foreigner and always will be and so will your grandchildren and their grandchildren's grandchildren.

What infuriates me even more is that americans only ever want to associate with the most successful of the cultures they descend from. You dont see yanks brag about their 43% Azeri blood or their 38% Amazon or Congolese blood.
It's always Europe.

povertymericans BTFO

My cousins do this. Only our grandmother is from Germany and yet all my cousins keep saying "yeah, we're German, we're capable of doing this and that because Germans are the most advanced people on earth".

yeah but he said he is italian american, most italian americans integrated well and are not poor. The majority of poors are probably the ghetto afroamericans, white trash hillbillies and mexicans

>DENMARK YES

>You dont see yanks brag about their 43% Azeri blood or their 38% Amazon or Congolese blood.
They actually do. They do anything to be seen as exotic.

lol it's the same here, I think it's the same in all European countries.

What unites America in one way is that everyone there came from somewhere.

Someone post the video about that group of muh heritage burgers going to some scandi country and clapping

They actually disabled the comments because it was full of shit like "They dont look Danish" etc. from Danes and other Europeans alike.

>You dont see yanks brag about their 43% Azeri blood or their 38% Amazon or Congolese blood.

Pull your arrogant head out of your ass.

How many Americans do you think have any of that ancestry? The only Azeri I know grew up there. Brazilians don't even have a lot of Amazonian ancestry. I've never even met someone from the Congo.

Furthermore we have Americans larping as people with Cherokee ancestors and African Americans proud of tribal sub-saharan ancestors.

Most of us only mention ancestry if someone else brings it up. For me, half of the time it's Euros asking.

I knew a third Brazilian who said he was Italian because he had an Italian passport. His great grandparents were the ones who came from Italy.

>Literally every Nordic country is like this, except maybe Sweden now.
>You're a foreigner and always will be and so will your grandchildren and their grandchildren's grandchildren.
What if you're a mutt but 100% white?

>implying it wouldn't be 5% Danes and 95% Sup Forumsacks

Doesnt matter, you're not Danish. It's both a blood and cultural thing, kinda like with Japanese except more vague.
Its been a thing since fucking forever but no one really thought about or mentioned it until shitskins began saying they were Danish and Martin Henriksen said they arent on public TV but he cant explain why not.

>yeah but he said he is italian american, most italian americans integrated well and are not poor
I have zero Italian ancestry and you're pretty much right. Considering how poor their ancestors were they've done well. They only get a little loud about things like food or religious festivals.

Why are there so few English-Americans

The OG Americans

You should stop using your gay porn as captions DESU

whats wrong with gay porn?

>Defending gay porn
>Finnish
Literally can't make this up

how do you even get 26%???
that would mean he's 1 in 50 in 13 scandinavian, but hooww?!?!?

A bunch of Anglo and Scottish Americans put down "American" on our last census as their ethnicity.

I have it on good authority that Brazil is the gayest country west of the Atlantic

You have no authority over Brazil.
This is a christian country and no faggotry should be bestowed here.
Eurocuks on the other hand only accepted atheism to fag off

uma delicia

Fuck off britain gay.
All the fags in England will be killed when muslims finally take over

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see that's the same here but we don't >we wuz
New Zealand is the same

Fuck of fags.You're such a shame to your countries.Why don't you die off?
Thank god I don't live with W*tes shuch fags
>You're making kuruminha cry.

UMA

Go get aids

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And poor people here are only those from terroni.

>2017
>homophobia

Shame me more
>The face of your parents when they discovered you're a fag

there is literally nothing wrong with taking it up the bum

You're disgusting and you know it.
Don't you have any senf-conscious?Can't you see the disgusted look of others when you talk to them with your lisp?
Or when your you're walking down the street like a bitch just to have teens laughing at you.
>Abomination

there is literally nothing wrong with taking it up the bum

This please.

Who hurt you?