Filthy fat beast desperately aware that an actual fully figured female is on stage with him on LIVE tv

>filthy fat beast desperately aware that an actual fully figured female is on stage with him on LIVE tv.
>knows his ugly fucking whore wife is watching, slamming her brown taint with her "Harley" baseball bat.
>knows if he hugs christina, his wife will kill him. He will be banned from watching her and the bull for a MONTH AT LEAST.
>Quickly turns away blindly grabbing the nearest guy on stage to hug him instead, thanks god its a black bull. He feels safe again.
>Sweats as he realises he exposed his bald spot for the nation to see. He dies inside.
>leno gestures wildly attempting to distract the audience.
>Christina looks confused and sad. Her feet hurt and she has been waiting all day to say hi to the director of some of her favorite movies.

more pics/webms of thiccy Christina pls

Christina looks like that? Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

Remember When Kevin Smith Sent Out The Worst Tweet Of All Time?

Why would his wife have a Harley bat

what the fuck is he wearing? is it supposed to be ironic?

No he likes hockey, and it's obvious he thinks it hides the fat

explain

Fashionable muumuu.

too much effort, OP

I liked the old dark knight Rises pasta instead...

holy goddamn aguilera is thicc

requesting the authentic paparazzi photo of Kevin Smith snacking on a block of cheddar cheese while he refuels his SUV

but that's a shop.

no, it's authentic and the first of the series. Once Kevin realizes he's being photographed he tosses the cheese brick into his SUV

HUGGGGGG ME KEVIN

Kevin > generic blonde pop star

Kevin would NEVER cheat on his waifu

ESPECIALLY with a woman who doesn't look like his daughter

her face looks a little off for some reason but goddamn

It was the tweet that destroyed Europe

Is this the irl version of "i would fuck you, both my internet persona and the real me"

HIGH TEST

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why would a 50 year old man post this to twitter

thank you

Liver failure?

Have you ever seen one of his movies?

HOLY SHIT HIS BALD SPOT AT 4 SECONDS IN HAHAHAHA

>tfw alternate reality kevin smith is posting smug trumps on twitter and linklater tier kino while IRL kevin smith gave up on movies and shifted his focus to talking about batman

his wife tweeted that out on his account just so you know. Doesn't make it any less weird but still

Does he also wear a cape and fat guy hat

Because he has the maturity of a 15 year old stoner

>op sits around seething because Kevin Smith is rich and famous and he's a loser
you know it's true

>Sweats as he realises he exposed his bald spot for the nation to see. He dies inside.

alright, I kek'd

MOMMY

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Can I get the name of a porn actress most similar to this body of work.

that was the "official" "story" years after it happened. seems like damage control.

Stop projecting.

Cuckolding is not as prevalent as you think.

Still THICC?

>tfw my grampa has it
>my dads getting it
>am 21
>confirmed for me getting it in less than 25 years.

Feels truly badman

What special type of fag doesn't join her team when she offers on the voice?

top tier baps lads

Kevin Smith is the greatest director of our time.

Why thank you

>this is my small stereo for those little songs
>Over here, this one, it's for the big songs

He hasn't seen his dick in this millennium.

That be a great 3some

>brown

What?

He's referencing the butthole. Poop comes from there, hence "brown."

Christina has the best voice in pop by far