Man that 0-0 soccer game was great

>man that 0-0 soccer game was great
>all that passing
>man they kicked that ball well
>so exciting

>letting a sport that you don't even like live rent free inside of your head until it drives you insane

pic related OP?

>Did you see that steller pass?!

>stellan*

Do you really wanna start this shit all over again?

>Tiramisu & Tortellini

>Trannydad & Tortuga

>I can't wait to see what adverts they will play for 95 percent of the game

>Teriyaki and Tamarindo

Is Romania even in the World Cup? Isnt football the popular sport there?

This fighting between American handegg and Euro hand bag racing is quite entertaining lads.

>user dives in the ground flailing.
>no contact was made
>shreking in pain
>red card for other user
>user gets up starts postin again

MAN THIS IS A GREAT THREAD. I GET SOCCER NOW!!

>man that 150-130 basketball game was so great
>all those big black men running and jumping
>man my wife got so hot and bothered
>I gues I'm sleeping in my cuck shed tonight

Bugs... easy on the carrots

>tortilla & tabasco

>Tomato and tomato

>man that baseball game tho?
>dope af
>fat men swinging wood are athletic too
>been sittin here four hours
>idgaf im drunk off my ass
>chewing tobacco is cool too

pls no more, go outside people

>triangle and tobacco

>this triniflag
>this tobapost

Oh man fuck me, I have to watch a game where there is actual tension about whether or not your team will score. I only want games with 5+ goals/whatever for my dicc to get even slightly erecc

>i dont know where my next goal is coming from

Is soccer a metaphor for the food shortage problem surrounding its fanbase?

>brisk jog / dive
>actual tension
top lop

yeah nice try
just because your sports are so shit no one wants to watch them doesn't mean a sport is bad because everyone likes it, including poor people

soccer is such a shit sport that most highlights are of the players missing, you CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP HAHAHAHA

oh look it's USA's bitch faggot of a brother, the leaf

I have seen some fantastic 0-0 draws and I have seen some shitty 0-0 games but the absolutle worst for me is when a lower ranked team is up 1-0 and spend the next 30 minutes faking injuries by instigating and simulating contact with the defenders. I'm all for parking the bus as a strategy but when you have your player with the ball always diving when he's brushed by a defender that is not acceptable soccer.

>man that handegg game was great
>all those fat fucks
>man those commercials
>oh god I'm having a heart attack

Who even are yoy?

>being proud of your ignorance
it's cute, you try so hard to be american

Why is this Kraut making implications of my posts?

It's fucking two periods not a full ellipsis you illiterate mongrel.

bit mean

Who the fuck uses 2 periods except your girlfriend when she doesn't wanna fuck you?

>so exciting

Why do americans always feel the need to make fun of football?
You rarely see posters from other countries devote whole threads to this kind of shit
Are they this insecure?

>Are they this insecure?
welcome to spee

turtle and terrapin

If you're going to use a copypasta at least use it correctly.

I seen this meme a lot and still have no idea what it means

>le insecure XD
I see this word thrown around a lot but nobody seems to know what it means

>You rarely see posters from other countries devote whole threads to this kind of shit

*cough* argies *cough*

>trinisled & toboggan

the gateaway for americans on Sup Forums is minimal since they aren't required to be bilingual and therefore tend to be less educated than the average person here, just be patient.

Please have sex.

>gateaway

>rent free

getway, sorry.

>Tremere & Tzimisce

try again Mr Educated

shit meant to type gateway kek. Seems I am as dumb as the Americans I'm so condemning to be as such.

BLACKED RAW

This is the typical post of someone who doesnt pay debts

This is the typical post of someone who resorts to blindly defending another country on an anonymous imageboard in order to fill in some hopes of self accomplishment at last.

>You rarely see posters from other countries devote whole threads to this kind of shit


HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA IM LAUGIN HARD IM LMAO

>This is the typical post of someone who resorts to blindly defending another country on an anonymous imageboard in order to fill in some hopes of self accomplishment at last.

Think you might be projecting a bit Grease. Dunno where I defended anyone.

To give you something to root for you bet on matches you idiot

>suggesting a burger to potentially procreate
are you stupid?

>be murrishart
>use sports as an excuse to eat junk
>only look up when points are scored

Alright muhammad

you have to go back

To where?

>Tri-moreta and Trieste

lmao

to obesityland

You fail geography m8?

wait wait wait wait
so you're telling me
you are telling me that you are 100% Canadian born and raised
and you are still defending Americans like the little bitch that you are?!
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

>Tartine & Tartufi

Sup Forums used to be US vs Europe. Now it's basically US vs the entire rest of the world.

it's US+Canada+Japan vs Europe+sudacas, indians and aussies stay in /cric/ and nobody else really posts here

Literally no one posts from Japan except proxies and English teachers