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why does everyone in /Brit/ type like northerners or cockneys?

are there no man from around London and that?

Why the fuck am I a dog

I love Richard and Mortimer.

reckon the fake taxi lad is actually a cabbie as a laugh?

until china's economy collapses from debt

fairly sure its Claude from AFTV

Bump

STOP making early threads please

the spectator has surprisingly reasonable articles

>mfw I see a runt posting about marxism and seizing property from landlords

Hey guys, been a while.

nonce

Check the time this was posted mick

Maybe if you didn't finish early so often you wouldn't be so mad
If you catch my drift
If you know what I'm saying
(In bed. You finish early in bed)

The Sheriff kills Gisbourne for his failure to prevent the looting of several convoys, and hires Celtic warriors from Scotland to assist his forces in assaulting the hideout. The Sheriff manages to locate the outlaws' hideout and launches an attack, destroying the forest refuge and capturing most of the outlaws. He confines Marian when she tries to summon help from France. In order to consolidate his claim to the throne, the Sheriff proposes to Marian (who is Richard's cousin), claiming that if she accepts he will spare the lives of the captured outlaws. Nevertheless, several of the rebels are due to be executed by hanging as part of the wedding celebration. Among the captured is Will Scarlet, who makes a deal with the Sheriff to find and kill Robin in exchange for his freedom.

actually think early japan is decent
automatic gun and transmission are bangers

sue

LET THE LAARD OF THA BLARK LAAARND CAM FARTH

under 300 posts? retard

nonce

margaret thatcher made britain great again

Guten morgen /brit/

you're not even british stop trying to be funny scrape out

might go Amsterdam and buy some truffles

Irishmen bless their Hurls before going into battle on the GAA pitch.

*strolls in*

Will meets back with Robin and a handful of his most trusted aides who survived the assault by the Celts. Instead of attacking Robin, Will informs him of the Sheriff's plans to marry Marian and execute Robin's men. Will continues to display anger against Robin, which motivates Robin to question why Will hates him so much. Will then reveals himself to be Robin's younger illegitimate half-brother; Will's mother was a peasant woman with whom Robin's father took comfort after Robin's mother had died. Robin's anger toward his father caused him to separate from her and leave Will fatherless. Despite his anger, Robin is overjoyed to learn that he has a brother, and reconciles with Will.

*jumps from a bridge*

>>>/cum/

fuck off

can't stand theresa may
would prefer a little bit of corbyn as our pm

no

>Fuck the economy
>Sell people's jobs to foreign businesses to make a quick couple of quid
>Foreign businesses decide British workers are too expensive and have no reason to keep them
>Government spends all the money, people are left with out jobs
Ah yes, the Iron Lady.

nonce

why do you colour your hair like a fairy

?dude look at me i pay for Sup Forums
scrape out

was just reading that

Wahey

hard to sympathise with landlords desu

privatisation is good

>can't stand theresa may
>would prefer a little bit of corbyn as our pm
droolingbrainlet.jpg

its £15 you cheap fuck

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On the day of the wedding and hangings, Robin and his men infiltrate Nottingham Castle, freeing the prisoners. Although Robin's band originally planned to free their friends and retreat, Azeem reveals himself and his willingness to fight the Sheriff, inciting the peasants to revolt. After a fierce fight, Robin kills the Sheriff but is attacked by Mortianna, who charges with a spear. Azeem slays Mortianna, fulfilling his vow to repay his life debt. Tuck kills the Bishop, burdening him with treasure and throwing him out a window.

Robin and Marian profess their love for each other and marry in the forest. Their wedding is briefly interrupted by the return of King Richard, who blesses the marriage and thanks Robin for his deeds.

nonce

The literal pedophile is sperging out hahahaha

ah yes the american opinion fascinating
*swivels in chair to face someone else*

how you gonna call me a cheap fuck when we buy the same thing
stop chatting shit yeah

nonce

yeah i didnt see your pass logo until after i replied

>people starving on the street in a first world country
They would need to be mentally ill, and no government system is protection against people self-harming. There are adequate food banks, benefits/welfare, reasonable wages etc. in all first world countries. There are more people starving in communist countries than capitalist, because the wealth is centralised by force, and then distributed by politicians who only have an interest in helping their supporters (as happened in Venezuela, Cuba, China, Russia, etc).

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NONCE

lads when you visit Europe do you have to speak the local language or what
like if I go Budapest can I just speak english

True, I'm dealing with them at the moment.
But they just about beat out marxist corbynite students

just killed someone itt

had a VERY stressful day but daddy is taking me out for tea :3

yeah sure

could need a mommy gf

In reality, Robin was a deano thug leader of a violent criminal gang, and whose death was celebrated by the people he preyed on.

Sure, it's just displaying us taking back our sovereignty

I want to learn a new language to satisfy my boredom and autism.
My only requirements are that it is a Germanic language but not German.
Was thinking maybe Swedish or Icelandic.

What do you think lads?

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had a VERY stressful day but daddy is taking my arse bareback :3

JUST LOST A BLOODY FIVER IN SPORTS BETTING
AAAAAAAAAA

good lad

home from work

doing a pu rads
having a wonk

should i have a few cheeky beers tonight lads?

nonce

eager to get back in the fray first thing tomorrow morning?

>Don't like people who use their capital to buy the rights to someone else's shelter which they cannot live without.
>Don't like the people who want to make sure that never happens again
Welp. There's no pleasing you.

home from the nonce hunt

funny how? funny like a clown?

foy off eskimo-yank

the few girls that found out i was a virgin before i lost it cared way less about it than my lad mates. if anything the girls seemed more into me after finding out

mommy gf doesn't mean preggo gf you weirdo

no not really haha ha ha

just spent 30 mins on the phone to renew my health insurance lads

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3
that's the magic number

>Canadian confuses /brit/ as a safespace for paedos
>Gets told to fuck off
>Proceeds to cry and sperg out about it for three days so far.

being a virgin is like having a golden willy

just some saw porn when I didnt want to

slurp slurp slurp

>fuck off yank off eskimo yank
ching chong chang ching chong konichiwa?

listening to bikini kill

the gf

It seems like the main reason the students on /brit/ like communism is because they hate their landlords

Sorry lads but it's probably not smart to get rid of a very successful capitalist system and replace it with a very unsuccessful socialist one just because you have to pay rent to a cunt

his desk seems to have moved, didn't it used to be in his bedroom or something?

are you an archaeologist?

clearly not what anyone is advocating

Deano?

Bug

There are edgy bisexual Bolsheviks in these threads lad, wouldn't be too sure

i'm a student on /brit/ and i'm a fascist

its because universities are leftist indoctrination centres and /brit/ has some weak minded sheep

Wew

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If my parents didn't leave me the hus I'd kill kulaks on the streets