It's [your favorite holiday in your cunt]

>it's [your favorite holiday in your cunt]
>you're visiting ur mum, who's requested that you bring a dish
what do you make?

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Some desert I can bake and then leave sitting around so I don't have to think about it

upon hearing that request i decide not to visit

I would cook Bolognaise sauce and bring it to mom and boil spaghetti and combine them then spaghetti bolognaise is cooked.

Deep fucking fried faggot cock

I can only cook sandwhiches

What kind of a parent requests a dish when her son is coming to visit?
She's supposed to show hospitality and cook a dinner for her son.

what kind?
You guys are confirming my experiences in england. Why can't anybody cook beyond pasta with tuna and chili con carne?
Is that a common thing in Japan?
It's common for guests to bring a dish to a big event like a holiday as a sign of thanks/respect. Didn't know some places do it differently, interesting

this, we never do that, you don't invite people to your so they have to bring food, at most people by their own bring some desert

kosher fish

Sure. Spaghetti bolognaise is the most popular spaghetti here. It's called "spaghetti meat sauce" though.

Some carp I had in the bathtub

are there any circumstances where people bring a dish to an event?
bathtub carp?
didn't know that japs are into spaghetti.

This is Christfags tradition

>Christmas
>I dont bring any dish because my mom is cooking

Fucking new worlders, how hard is it to have a traditional lifestyle.

Unlike yanks, we know how to cook noodles properly.

What kind of dish do you bring to pagan holidays?
idk, I think it's nice that everyone shares on holidays. the host cooks almost everything, but it's welcome for guests to bring something too

pic related

>not inviting your family and friends to eat tacos regardless the date
old-world*rs everyone

>pagan
I'm a Jew
Hummus is an option, kosher fish, maca during Pesach (Passover) etc

Why the hell would guests bring dishes when the host is the one with the kitchen?

I would invite you to a holiday just so you could cook for me, senpatchi
Oh, sorry for making assumptions. what's maca?
I guess there's a cultural divide here. I wonder whether latinos bring dishes to holidays where they're guests

why would i cook? the women in my family does that

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matzo
We eat it during Passover to remind ourselves of our ancestors after they left Egypt and had to endure hunger / tough times in general

This desu. You cook for guests. Not the other way around.

>he doesn't know how to cook
disgusting
matzo is delicious. it's sold in diners in some places over here, but it's hard to come by unless you're jewish or have jewish pals who can cook.
i guess we all learned about a cultural difference today

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You would pick something up from a restaurant? Learn how to cook m8, it's fun.