MOYESBOWL is the stand-out fixture tonight as the Scotsman returns to the stadium that made him the Chosen One with his rather shit Hammers side. The Toffees are no better off, and with this being all but David Unsworth's final game in charge before Sam Allardyce takes over, comedy gold is surely guaranteed.
Kick-off at 8:00pm GMT.
Neverton: Pickford, Kenny, Martina, Williams, Holgate; Gueye, Davies; Lennon, Sigurdsson, Rooney (c); Calvert-Lewin. >Subs: Robles, Schneiderlin, Ramirez, Besic, Vlasic, Lookman, Baningime.
Wet Spam: Hart; Zabaleta, Ogbonna, Reid (c), Cresswell; Kouyate, Obiang; Arnautovic, Lanzini, Masuaku, Carroll. >Subs: Adrian, Rice, Noble, Antonio, Fernandes, Sakho, Martinez.
November 29, 2017 - 03:03
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November 29, 2017 - 03:05
calling it now, worst match of the season
November 29, 2017 - 03:05
>kenny, martina, willians and holgate defense Unsworth is trying to make sure Everton has as few points as possible for when Sizeable Samuel takes over isn't he also obligatory >moyes >forgetting Brighton-Southampton happened
November 29, 2017 - 03:06
>Forgetting united v Liverpool happened
November 29, 2017 - 03:07
What kind of masochist would watch this shite?
November 29, 2017 - 03:07
I'm just here for the shitposting
November 29, 2017 - 03:08
Have to give props to Big Sam for putting in the work, going on BEIN sport youtube.com /watch?v=3XeR3mHgbik to complain and going on MOTD to complain about British managers and talk himself up
poor Dyche just can't compete
November 29, 2017 - 03:09
God I tried to forget about it but you just reminded me What a fucking dogshit game
November 29, 2017 - 03:09
November 29, 2017 - 03:09
>pissing it down >-5 degrees >0-0 >both sets of fans embarassed to be drawing with a club so much smaller than their big club >everton fans longingly looking over at moyes >west ham fans longingly looking over at big sam
this is the JUSTbowl.
should just swap managers desu
November 29, 2017 - 03:10
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP
November 29, 2017 - 03:11
Don't be silly, allardyce didn't play the West ham way
Whatever that is
November 29, 2017 - 03:11
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think its to do with getting relegated and fighting your own fans
November 29, 2017 - 03:12
>/asp/
How could we let this happen?
November 29, 2017 - 03:12
Today marks the beginning of the redemption arc of Punished >Moyes and Punished Hart.
November 29, 2017 - 03:13
November 29, 2017 - 03:13
Can both teams actually lose a game?
November 29, 2017 - 03:15
If Everton lose they will be relegated as it will show the players do not want Big Sam (the ungrateful shits).
November 29, 2017 - 03:16
DIGITS CONFIRM >MOYES IN THE 27TH
November 29, 2017 - 03:16
The closest there could be would be an abandoned match.
en.wikipedia.org /wiki /Battle_of_Bramall_Lane
November 29, 2017 - 03:16
Worth noting Jagielka was also in that match
t. Was there
November 29, 2017 - 03:17
So he was.
Baffling he still plays for Everton, frankly.
November 29, 2017 - 03:18
Does Big Sam have someone like Redknapp has Krancjar?
November 29, 2017 - 03:23
DIGITS CONFIRM >MOYES IN THE 34TH
November 29, 2017 - 03:24
Bill-Sam, would you be interested if we can't find someone to take on the job till April, decent wage Sam-Piss Off
Bill-Marco, any chance Marco-Sorry, hands tied
Bill-Sean? Sean-Why would I, I've left those days at the bottom behind
Bill-Chris? Chris-rather have Sunderland
Bill-Davey mate? Dave-After the stick those bastard fans gave me, no way
Bill-Diego? Diego-Who? You haveen the laaf?
Bill-Pards mate were desperate here? Alan-Got any daughters?
Bill-Sam, OK, whatever you want, it's yours, we're desperate now Sam-OK, I'll write a list and call the securicor van
November 29, 2017 - 03:26
November 29, 2017 - 03:30
Who the fuck are bill-sam, bill-marco, Bill-sam, Bill-chris, bill-davey and bill-pards?
November 29, 2017 - 03:33
Last 2 digits are the score
Everton - West Ham
November 29, 2017 - 03:38
>implying everton can score 4 goals
November 29, 2017 - 03:39
Correct difference, wrong score
November 29, 2017 - 03:42
>Kenny, Martina, Williams, Holgate lel
November 29, 2017 - 03:43
>Baines, Jags, Keane, Coleman, Funes Mori injured JUST
November 29, 2017 - 03:46
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November 29, 2017 - 03:53
lads would you fuck moyes?
November 29, 2017 - 03:54
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>ashley williams starting
November 29, 2017 - 03:56
November 29, 2017 - 04:01
imagine signing Sigurdson for 50m and playing him wide
November 29, 2017 - 04:01
>that uncomfy looking sam next to his foreigner boss
November 29, 2017 - 04:02
November 29, 2017 - 04:03
>hire Moyes, Pardew and Big Sam Why do Premier League teams keep doing this?
These three men could probably commit mass murder and they'd still get a job offer from some shit midtable side.
November 29, 2017 - 04:07
what has Big Sam done wrong?
I agree the others are frauds
November 29, 2017 - 04:09
November 29, 2017 - 04:14
That would be the ideal situation
November 29, 2017 - 04:15
why is this shite the tv pick?
November 29, 2017 - 04:15
I support West Ham but would still find it hilarious if we went down
November 29, 2017 - 04:16
Lel at the sponsoring from angry birds on the Everton shirts
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I support Spurs so naturally I want you lot to go down most seasons, but Everton going down would be fucking great as well
November 29, 2017 - 04:18
How do I stop coming to this site? It's fucking shit.
November 29, 2017 - 04:18
Hart is national treasure
November 29, 2017 - 04:18
November 29, 2017 - 04:18
lol save the penalty concede the rbound
vintage hart
November 29, 2017 - 04:18
Actually still a penalty even though he touched it
DCL was still getting on the end of it if Hart didn't bring him down
November 29, 2017 - 04:19
November 29, 2017 - 04:19
If I knew i wouldn't be here to answer that
November 29, 2017 - 04:19
November 29, 2017 - 04:19
didn't look like hart got a touch to me
November 29, 2017 - 04:19
> m o y e s > m o y e s > m o y e s > m o y e s > m o y e s > m o y e s
November 29, 2017 - 04:19
>what do you mean, penalty? this hasn't been awarded the last few times ive done this
November 29, 2017 - 04:19
November 29, 2017 - 04:19
Well that was interesting, but now I want to die
November 29, 2017 - 04:20
Er excuse me referee, I THINK you'll find that's England's number 1, put that card back in your fucking pocket son.
November 29, 2017 - 04:21
So what happened to Carroll?
November 29, 2017 - 04:21
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is there anybody left who rates joe hart
November 29, 2017 - 04:22
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Only whoever Southgate takes his orders from
November 29, 2017 - 04:23
Only joe hart
And Gareth Southgate
November 29, 2017 - 04:23
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Is Neverton Wet Spam the strangest rivalry ever?
November 29, 2017 - 04:25
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Fuck you, Moyes. This job is supposed to be your redemption.
November 29, 2017 - 04:25
November 29, 2017 - 04:25
>Tottenham currently behind Burnley
November 29, 2017 - 04:26
here la. the dumb paki brits will apologize after he wins them the WC
November 29, 2017 - 04:26
I don’t think it’s even a rivalry
November 29, 2017 - 04:26
November 29, 2017 - 04:26
Palace Brighton makes no sense. They're two literal who clubs who are nowhere near each other
November 29, 2017 - 04:26
November 29, 2017 - 04:26
It's like a bitter fight down in the microscopic world, one ugly amoeba fighting the other.
November 29, 2017 - 04:26
November 29, 2017 - 04:28
West Ham will score two goals, but concede a last minute second goal.
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>Rooney putting 2 past Hart The punished England squad members battling it out
November 29, 2017 - 04:29