OFFICIAL EVERTON v WEST HAM UNITED MATCH THREAD

MOYESBOWL is the stand-out fixture tonight as the Scotsman returns to the stadium that made him the Chosen One with his rather shit Hammers side. The Toffees are no better off, and with this being all but David Unsworth's final game in charge before Sam Allardyce takes over, comedy gold is surely guaranteed.

Kick-off at 8:00pm GMT.

Neverton: Pickford, Kenny, Martina, Williams, Holgate; Gueye, Davies; Lennon, Sigurdsson, Rooney (c); Calvert-Lewin.
>Subs: Robles, Schneiderlin, Ramirez, Besic, Vlasic, Lookman, Baningime.

Wet Spam: Hart; Zabaleta, Ogbonna, Reid (c), Cresswell; Kouyate, Obiang; Arnautovic, Lanzini, Masuaku, Carroll.
>Subs: Adrian, Rice, Noble, Antonio, Fernandes, Sakho, Martinez.

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=3XeR3mHgbik
twitter.com/FreddieWHU_/status/935050320740343808
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Bramall_Lane
strawpoll.me/14509803
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

G R A V Y

It's Remain vs. Leave.

WE DEM MOYES BOIZ

calling it now, worst match of the season

>kenny, martina, willians and holgate defense
Unsworth is trying to make sure Everton has as few points as possible for when Sizeable Samuel takes over isn't he
also obligatory
>moyes
>forgetting Brighton-Southampton happened

>Forgetting united v Liverpool happened

What kind of masochist would watch this shite?

I'm just here for the shitposting

Have to give props to Big Sam for putting in the work, going on BEIN sport youtube.com/watch?v=3XeR3mHgbik to complain and going on MOTD to complain about British managers and talk himself up

poor Dyche just can't compete

God I tried to forget about it but you just reminded me
What a fucking dogshit game

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>pissing it down
>-5 degrees
>0-0
>both sets of fans embarassed to be drawing with a club so much smaller than their big club
>everton fans longingly looking over at moyes
>west ham fans longingly looking over at big sam

this is the JUSTbowl.

should just swap managers desu

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP

Don't be silly, allardyce didn't play the West ham way

Whatever that is

twitter.com/FreddieWHU_/status/935050320740343808

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think its to do with getting relegated and fighting your own fans

>/asp/

How could we let this happen?

Today marks the beginning of the redemption arc of Punished >Moyes and Punished Hart.

>Rooney vs Moyes

Can both teams actually lose a game?

If Everton lose they will be relegated as it will show the players do not want Big Sam (the ungrateful shits).

DIGITS CONFIRM >MOYES IN THE 27TH

The closest there could be would be an abandoned match.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Bramall_Lane

Worth noting Jagielka was also in that match

t. Was there

So he was.

Baffling he still plays for Everton, frankly.

Does Big Sam have someone like Redknapp has Krancjar?

DIGITS CONFIRM >MOYES IN THE 34TH

Bill-Sam, would you be interested if we can't find someone to take on the job till April, decent wage
Sam-Piss Off

Bill-Marco, any chance
Marco-Sorry, hands tied

Bill-Sean?
Sean-Why would I, I've left those days at the bottom behind

Bill-Chris?
Chris-rather have Sunderland

Bill-Davey mate?
Dave-After the stick those bastard fans gave me, no way

Bill-Diego?
Diego-Who? You haveen the laaf?

Bill-Pards mate were desperate here?
Alan-Got any daughters?

Bill-Sam, OK, whatever you want, it's yours, we're desperate now
Sam-OK, I'll write a list and call the securicor van

Kevin Nolan?

Who the fuck are bill-sam, bill-marco, Bill-sam, Bill-chris, bill-davey and bill-pards?

Last 2 digits are the score

Everton - West Ham

>implying everton can score 4 goals

Correct difference, wrong score

>Kenny, Martina, Williams, Holgate
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>Baines, Jags, Keane, Coleman, Funes Mori injured
JUST

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strawpoll.me/14509803

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lads would you fuck moyes?

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>ashley williams starting

>unworth

imagine signing Sigurdson for 50m and playing him wide

>that uncomfy looking sam next to his foreigner boss

We dem moyes boys

>hire Moyes, Pardew and Big Sam
Why do Premier League teams keep doing this?

These three men could probably commit mass murder and they'd still get a job offer from some shit midtable side.

what has Big Sam done wrong?

I agree the others are frauds

Both going down

That would be the ideal situation

why is this shite the tv pick?

I support West Ham but would still find it hilarious if we went down

Lel at the sponsoring from angry birds on the Everton shirts

>moyes

>joe fart

Here for Shart vs Rppney

>moyes

I support Spurs so naturally I want you lot to go down most seasons, but Everton going down would be fucking great as well

How do I stop coming to this site? It's fucking shit.

Hart is national treasure

>MOYES

lol save the penalty concede the rbound

vintage hart

Actually still a penalty even though he touched it

DCL was still getting on the end of it if Hart didn't bring him down

MMMMMMMMM

If I knew i wouldn't be here to answer that

>moyes

didn't look like hart got a touch to me

> m o y e s
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>what do you mean, penalty? this hasn't been awarded the last few times ive done this

Ehh not a pen

Well that was interesting, but now I want to die

Er excuse me referee, I THINK you'll find that's England's number 1, put that card back in your fucking pocket son.

So what happened to Carroll?

>moyes

Fucking guess

is there anybody left who rates joe hart

>moyes

Only whoever Southgate takes his orders from

Only joe hart

And Gareth Southgate

West Ham will win

MOYES NO

Is Neverton Wet Spam the strangest rivalry ever?

>moyes

Fuck you, Moyes. This job is supposed to be your redemption.

Brighton Palace

>Tottenham currently behind Burnley

here la. the dumb paki brits will apologize after he wins them the WC

I don’t think it’s even a rivalry

Leicester Tottenham

Palace Brighton makes no sense. They're two literal who clubs who are nowhere near each other

this

fake as fuck

It's like a bitter fight down in the microscopic world, one ugly amoeba fighting the other.

RPPMEY

West Ham will score two goals, but concede a last minute second goal.

>moyes

THE GOAT

Digits of revloution

>moyes

>moyes

>Rooney putting 2 past Hart
The punished England squad members battling it out