>Scandinavia is cold
Where does this stupid meme come from? Scandinavia is summer resort-tier. The only cold nordic country is Finland, that's why they're so autistic
Scandinavia is cold
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wish it was warmer though
They don't think 15-20 degrees summers are hot, desu.
>summer resort-tier
post your monthly averages
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>average high in july is 15
How can you tolerate such hell m8?
15 is perfect tho.
Pretty boring temps here.
How come Finland is any colder?
Generally more northern latitude and farther from the gulf stream
Not sure if it's true but he might mean colder winters. Finland has pretty warm summers compared with Norway tho.
The primary difference between Finland(Helsinki) and Scandinavian climate is that it never rains in Finland
Scandinavia IS cold
Not even a month above 20? wew lad
Prime summer resort material right there
This is bullshit. Where did you get this fake meme map?
This and some parts of Svealand are cold. But few people live there
>The only cold nordic country is Finland
We have warmer summers than Norway you autistic nonce.
But yeah we're colder than most of the so called "northern european cuntries" fuck off cryptomeds i'll say.
>russia
no wonder they are so sad
The April-October averages for the southern parts of Scandinavia and Finland wouldn't be too bad. Denmark is warmer than Austria so southern Sweden is too.
Let's have an autism test:
Do you or do you not answer the phone expecting the caller to say the first word, yes or no?
What? We answer with a "hello", then the caller will speak.
This is the "coldest" major city in this country
Nevermind, it seems correct. Wtf.
this
12° and 20° are both not cold, so its irrelevant. What i mean by cold weather is winter temperatures
Kautokeino is the coldest "city" in Norway. Oslo is the warmest during summer and Bergen is the warmest during winter.
Honestly, if this is correct then i'm kinda surprised. When i think about cold areas i think of Canada and Russia. Norway and the rest of Scandinavia being cold always sounded like a myth to me.
Still though, it's not that cold, it's just coldER than many other places.
By "major city" i meant city with 100k inhabitants. The coldest city here might be Kiruna or some other nearby
Record low: −50.5
Wew.
To end this discussion, show me palm trees in Scandinavian outdoors and I will be convinced they are warm countries and indeed summer resort materials.
>average in january −13.8
>record low: −43.3
Pretty cold. But warmer than Kautokeino.
we tropical now
Quick Google search
>youtube.com
WE SUMMER RESORT NOW, BOIS!
Scandinavia isn't warm. The swede is just jealous of not living in south or middle-Europe
Denmark isn't. Denmark is perfect. This summer was shit, though.
I have them here.
it's because of all the mountains we have. it's always cold up there
Those are some lame ass palm trees. However, I stand by what I said. Congrats, you are mediterranean now
Vuoggatjålme is the coldest place in Sweden if you're going by records. It has a recorded temperature of -52,6°C
das rite, and the romans were NORDIC too
The record high there is about what a normal summer here is like
YE DAS RITE
But what is its average winter temp, for january?
You realize that palm trees have invasive roots? And that the guys planting them near walls in the video are in for a fucked up base foundations in the future.
Based Malta
And there civilization ended at the hands of T*rks. History repeats itself lmao.
>be denmark
>too warm for snow in the winter
>too cold for beach fun in the summer
I'm guessing that depends on the type of palm tree? The video description makes it sound pretty limited which types we can have, and how well they do in our climate
>Palms in Scandinavia? Most people cannot believe that it is possible, to a certain degree, to grow palms outdoor in the most favourable areas of Norway, Sweden and Denmark. The number of candidates is rather limited. Some of them are easy to grow (Trachycarpus, Chamaerops...), while others demand a more precise and strategic gardening (Jubaea chilensis, Phoenix canariensis...).
I have never heard of anyone answering the phone and just being silent
>>too cold for beach fun in the summer
>Norwegians go to Denmark in the summer for beach fun
You what? You have pretty good summer temps, my man
average yearly rainfall is 180+ days here too
KEK MY LIFE INTO PIECES
This. "Det er deilig å være norsk i Danmark" is a saying here. We love Danish summer temps.
I do this when i know it's a salesman.
Wtf i'm autistic now?
we aren't a part of Scandinavia but here you go
haters will say they're plastic
This summer was awful. It was Norway-tier.
Spring was pretty good, though.
I couldn't find it. But its presumably very cold
Kautekeino has −14.7
Yeah there's a lot of norwegians in my town in summer despite living on sjælland.
maybe 3 days of 25c and sunshine, that's it.
That makes sense, since I am used to gigantic palm trees here. And they take at least twenty years to reach good height. At my parents house I remember we planted one when I was little and it wasn't until I reached uni that it reached my bedroom in the second floor.
>>Norwegians go to Denmark
for cheap alcohol
the weather comfy rn
Before they travel to Germany. It only takes about 3 hours to drive thru Denmark LOL
Posting what I think the best area in terms of weather in Europe. You got alpine mountains, lush green hills and sandy white beaches in the span of an hour by car.
Karesuando is probably one of the coldest places in Sweden
Daily mean -16.0
Yes, it's a safe bet.
>We love Danish summer temps.
Oslo Ironically has warmer summers than Denmark
I refuse to believe that. But Oslo is a shitplace anyway.
No, we don't but I'm surprised, 15-20 degrees is Mexico City weather which is quite comfy
Denmark probably has the coldest summers of all the nordic countries if we excludes the northern parts of Norway, Sweden and Finland
Oslo is literally the shithole of Norway. It's like that for the capitals of most countries
What the fuck are you smoking? I live near the southernmost tip of Norway and our summers suck. My family often went to Denmark and rented a hut in the summer because of the temp. And no it was not also because of the alcohol, they don't drink to this day.
That must be Kristiansand then. Why didn't they just travel to Oslo if they wanted warm summers? It's only a few hours away
I don't live near Kristiansand, no. As to why they wouldn't go to Oslo, see
>-20C during winter where I live
Going to savor the autumn while it lasts, because fuck me
Are you cute?
There's a big difference between lapland and south. Southern Finland is pretty much central europe tier. There's hardly any snow even
No, I'm male and +20 lbs overweight
Why would i fuck you, then?
*eastern europe tier
And eastern europe is extremely cold
warmth
35 is perfect, Guttebass.
Thanks, but i'd rather freeze, sorry.
Yes but Southern Finland doesn't get that cold. Last few years there's hardly been any snow. Average day is between +5 and -5c
Someone needs to go back to Iraq. Ideal temp is 20c
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Dude, no. 20-25 is ideal summer temp. Anything above that is just uncomfortable
I live in a town near a summer home area and we get a lot norwegian tourists, they're very pleasant
>his parents didn't want to get high on amphetamin and cocaine and chill in the sun
boring parents you have desu
I am Norwegian, and would nuke the whole Middle East to maintain peace in the world.
20-25 is only perfect if there is ABSOLUTELY ZERO wind.
Danes there are always pleasant as well.
Love you bby
>and would nuke the whole Middle East to maintain peace in the world.
Where in Norway do you live? When did you last experience a 30-35 summer? That shit is pure suffering. Can't lift a finger without overheating.
25c with a light breeze, and regular boating trips. Perfect summer
I was in Antalya, Turkey, this summer, and I lived in Perth, Australia, for half a year in the hottest months. Other than the lack of air conditioning in my room, which admittedly was pretty shit, the temperature outside was wonderful when it hovered between 30-35.
I hate rain, and I like wearing just one layer of clothing. Norway is not suitable for that. Not a single day in the history of Norway has been too hot.
Man, I'll come over immediately when I get a job/internship offer in my field.
all are cold in the north but not that many live there
Fun fact: 80% of people who live above 60th parallel north are Finns
20-25 is way too hot.
15 is perfect with a little bit of wind.
That is not true at all, what the fuck.
How many finns do you have above 60N?
Denmark is cold 10 months a year. Glad I moved to a county with amazing weather.
All of them