Why aren't you gay yet?

Why aren't you gay yet?

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i was born straight unfortunately

Because it's not a choice, you absolute retard.

Uhh yeah it is sweetie

because i'm not a faggot

also, faggots should be exterminated desu

He probably has the cutest pinkest little hole.
also that guy caressing him ever so gently is kinda gross.

Because of natural or nurtural reasons I ended up heterosexual and I have no reason to try to change that even if it was possible.

because thats gay u retard

Because I'm fat and ugly.

I cant seem to find a gf. Maybe I should just go gay. I 24 and never had a real girlfriend.

>trying this hard to troll on a korean fishing web emporium

>trying

go back to Sup Forums.

gay people don't even affect your life; you're just biased, prejudiced and ignorant.

Eww
There's something so comical about gay fucking

Because it's a sin?

>don't affect your life
>constantly shilling their faggotry, spreading aids, and raping children

>shilling their faggotry

How does this affect you?

>spreading aids

Do you have aids? If so how did a gay person give you those aids?

>raping children

This isn't exclusive to gays

No it's just goofy

Because it's a sin, right?

Feeble excuse, just condition yourself to be prison gay outside of prison

You're tickling my brain pussy

I'd rather remain bisexual, thank you.

None of my family would approve so I'll outwardly appear straight the remainder of my life.

That's worked out for me so far, but the foundation's starting to crumble now that my little brother's been married twice and has a kid and I'm still a bachelor. Probably raising more than a few flags.

Gays are disgusting when you watch them together. Just one homo by themselves is fine but when you see them touching and kissing other men its disgusting.

>sin

Absentee landlords don't have the right to pass judgment.

Tried it for a bit was genially happy about life and cuddles were super comfy.

That was 8 years ago now I'm alone and depressed because I couldn't come out then and blew it with someone I really liked and had a lot in common with. Boarded up my closet from the outside. Now I wait to die.

25 and never had a girlfriend
I've legitimately often wondered if my parents think I'm gay

>1 hour and 0 complaints
"Sup Forums is the problem" - Sup Forums meme hustlers

Being gay would be alot easier. Sadly I like big tits and soft skin too much

True story, woke up the other night when a gay had crawled through an open window into my room and was sniffing my butt ready to insert his erect penis into my anus
I punched that gay straight in the teeth and did the gay repelling hiss and he luckily just gave up the fight and fled

Not attracted to men. Kind of a hurdle.

You should have prayed for Pence Prime

>they finally broke up
Hahah I knew it. The way they acted in their earlier videos was such a tell.

This Pence?
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It was hacked

I'm to fat.

Is it gay if I like girls with a feminine dick

Because it's a sin

Faggots are disgusting and subversive. You know they're hedonists and they're spreading their shit on purpose because they know it's wrong but they want to feel normal. I wish there was a way to gather them up into big groups and put them in a room and dispose of them with some sort of chemical agent.

You sound very emotional and weak-minded.

The faggots in the video were literally crying and holding each other the whole time. I have the resolve of a rock because I'm not a faglord.

>higher incidence of mental illness
>much higher incidence of STD, particularly AIDS
>statistically likely to be vilified for simple virtue of always been a 5% outlier
>Huge amount of sexual partners and deleterious effects
>much more likely to abuse drugs
>higher rates of domestic abuse
nah

>STRAIGHT IS SO BORING XD
Reminder that this will be the universal mindset 5 years from now, enjoy the ride

It kinda is you offended faggot. Prison gay is still choosing to be gay rather than alone.

you're delusional

Why is this thread still upsange?

What do "gay rights" even mean anymore?

You got fag marriage, no one can discriminate against you, the government bends over backwards for your stupid complaints.

What else do you fucking want?

You fantasize about murdering people because their weird sexual habits offend you. You're driven completely by your emotions, like a woman or a child.

t. repressed homo

Socially programmed people who do not judge you for your homosexuality in any way, which is a frivalous endeavour that will never ever happen because only 5% of people are gay so they will always be the minority out-group and judged for it.

t. doesn't understand or read history
Faggots and hedonists always ruin every civilization. My desire to kill faggots is just as logical as it is emotional.

It is if you're a woman.

Less beatings and bullying. To have some recourse for being fired for sexual orientation.

>only 5% of people are gay

Higher than that homophobe

It's okay to repress your lust for other men, you don't have to try and post-hoc reason your way out of it.

Fags are sexually aggressive even if they know you're straight. They treat people in a way that if a man were to treat a woman that way she'd bring out the pepper spray. They're also statistically more likely to be carrying diseases. People who aren't gay who shill for men who want to stick their dicks in the arsehole of another man are fucking weird. Question is are you a fag, fag enabler or fag hag?

Why are you making people hate gay people OP?

t. faggot

19th century myths aren't history, user. 'Faggots' never ruined any civilization.

>it was just a prank bro

Maybe if Hilary had won, but we switched timelines

>Fags are sexually aggressive even if they know you're straight. They treat people in a way that if a man were to treat a woman that way she'd bring out the pepper spray.
Sounds like you got raped. Guys behave this way toward women all the fucking time retard. I work with 3 different gay dudes and only one of them has ever even remotely hit on me, and it was mostly just giving me goo-goo eyes

Homosexuality is a shameful, self satiating condition that puts pleasures of the flesh over the intrinsic role of man in nature. It's weakness and moral corruption incarnate, found only in stagnate civilizations wallowing in a pit of their own opulence without any true purpose

They sure did start a lot of fires tho

Like? I can't think of any examples.

have you ever reproduced? doubt it

will you ever? doubt it

until then, how the fuck can you use reproduction as an argument

>the one guy that gets it

Although to be more specific its not purely homosexuality that ruins civilization, but rather the weak, effeminate faggotry that as the antithesis of masculinity. Spartan "my spear up your ass" gay is a different from cowardly, submissive rainbow hair gay.

Why are all homosexuals pedos?

Because allowing gays to be normalised is a serious mistake.

Brain is already deviant, makes sense many would just go all the way.

The roman empire fell because of either religion or faggotry depending on who you ask

>wall of text in pic
Didn't read, your post was empty rhetoric though

>but rather the weak, effeminate faggotry that as the antithesis of masculinity
Even more memes. Please post some examples.

Yes, a Christian Roman Empire was definitely full of homosexuals.

Hey no one said it was perfect.

>To have some recourse for being fired for sexual orientation.
What the fuck are you talking about? There's no way to prove you were fired for being a hellbound homo. You're on the same playing field as the rest of us.

Look at the crybaby in OPS video retard. Look at any gay pride event or parade

Everyone else to pay for their pozzed treatments

>Boarded up my closet from the outside. Now I wait to die.
;_; you'll be alright user

Now post some examples from history where this led to the collapse of civilization.

So you mean special treatment, having something to hold over your employers head that prevents you from being fired?

>I wish there was a way to gather them up into big groups
It's called a Liza Minnelli concert babe. xx

Or use as extortion for HR against people you don't like or share the same political viewpoint as

Sounds (((progressive))) indeed

Because I ascended to the ultimate bluepill and became trans.

What on Earth were these people thinking with their choice of music for a video like this? Its completely inappropriate.

>ascended
More like devolved

Cool the Rhetoric

>Goes to Private religious school

I don't know what he excepted

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Disgusting

Faggotry just feeds into the hedonism that fells empires.
Its incredibly easy to understand
>fags, cucks, women and fetishists cant maintain a society, obviously
>it implodes or is conquered by a populace that isnt so subverted by faggotry

>

>>raping children
>This isn't exclusive to gays
ALL pedos are gays btw

What are you, gay?

No, I'd rather not condemn my soul for all eternity

This is not a history book. Again, it's memes. Romans complained about women all the time. And what Arab or Roman historians? It's all vague nonsense.
Read a history book.

Because the smell of a man doesn't turn me on, i want a cute soft girlish squeal with pudding cups to squeeze and weak arms to pin down and juicy lips to kiss.

if i wanted to climb on top of a dude and power wrestle him, i'd do bjj or play a full contact sport.

It used to be a lot hard to know when a woman was cumming but now since they all watch porn they've figured out how to get themselves off quickly, so sex isn't as head scratching as before. It's impossible to have bad sex, it just turns into awkward kissing and masturbation.


I assume gays have a much easier time historically, because when you cum ur done and it's easy to get each other off. I personally don't mind gay dudes, I've fucked a few traps / crossdressers, and it's just okay, not great. It's more of a psychological turn on to see someone cum, and women are just way better at cumming, the moans, the facial expression, the deep tightness and clenching, the hungry kissing and begging for more. When you fuck a guy it's just boring / underwhelming.

I think most people could fuck a guy if he looked feminine enough, I think gays are probably women trapped in a guys body, something in their brain didn't develop properly. As a man you shouldn't be attracted to another masculine body, it doesn't make any sense.

I wasn't molested and I don't have a grudge against society

>As a man you shouldn't be attracted to another masculine body, it doesn't make any sense.
For you

No actually that's wrong, it's quite elementary my dear brainlet friend it's actually ejaculation that ruins civilizations
Anyone with any semblance of capacity for critical thinking would intrinsically understand and intuit this
Your brain power is in your semen, the more you ejaculate semen the dumber and more degenerate you get
It's why women have remained the smarter gender throughout hymen history
The reason for civilizations falling is men having more sex, any sex straight or otherwise
If you'd done any actual study you'd know this
But you clearly haven't and you're relying entirely on memes

Awh, poor sweetie...

... he's retarded...