Redpill me on Max Rebo's legs

Redpill me on Max Rebo's legs

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starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Duck
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

He has legs, the puppet just doesn't. Source: the action figures.

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You can't /thread your own posts

he plays the bass pedals with them

If the puppet doesn't have legs how does he have legs. Action figures aren't canon.

Fuck you I can't.

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BTW that's proof of his legs.

Are you retarded?

Would you snoodle a sy snoodles?

Is it also a hermaphrodite?

I'd rather Figrin D'an in the modal nodes

>kill me

reported

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Really? Really? So this shit is a herm too, huh? Sickening, George. Keep that shit private. God.

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What a hottie ; )

>has snout
>named snootles

Bravo Lucas

More like Huge Mucus.

George doesn't know what a Rodian is. He calls the species "Greedos."

>Han is uttering basically a racial slur at the bounty hunter

Why's Lena Dunham over there on the left?

Because Amy Schumer got the Droopy McCool part.

It's a cameo. All actors get their start in commercials, ya dig?

Do you even luke prime?

He's big into jizz, can't get enough of it. In fact he's the top jizz guy in the galaxy, if you want some jizz you go straight to him.

Does he make his own?

starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Jizz

How much jizz did salacious crumb consume during ROTJ

>Bigger Luke, commonly abbreviated to BL, or more uncommonly BgL, is the slightly larger manifestation of Luke Skywalker that is said to appear in certain scenes of the original Star Wars Trilogy, contrasting to Regular Luke.

>The appearance of Bigger Luke in a particular scene is generally, but not always, judged relative to the height of Han Solo, and as such Han is the primary go-to frame of reference amongst Bigger Luke Theorists. Because of this, "No Han Pics"(commonly abbreviated to NHP) are generally discouraged, as it is very difficult to determine Luke's height without Han Solo as a constant frame of reference. Whilst uncommon, the use of other Star Wars characters to judge Luke's height are not unheard of. The second most common character to judge if Bigger Luke is in the scene or not has generally been Obi-Wan, followed closely by Princess Leia. The activity of combing the original Star Wars trilogy for instances of Bigger Luke is known as Luking.

biggerluke.wikidot.com/bigger-luke

12 parsecs.

>starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Jizz-box
>ywn make music with your jizz-box

Surely you have a fanfar or slitherhorn though, right?

>The activity of combing the original Star Wars trilogy for instances of Bigger Luke is known as Luking.

Holy fuck. I can't breath.

We're through the Luking glass here people.

You should be ashamed.

wow

here you go youtube.com/watch?v=ypw4sWVFfJw

Why do girls pretend to be fans of Star Wars

Now go get your fucking Jizz Box!

kek

HAHAHAHAHHA

>You sound like a festerin' jizz-box. I got a festerin' jizz-box right over there in that corner."

starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Duck

I'm gonna make hot jizz on your duck.

It's amazing to this day that the alien costumes for RotJ are worse than the original film. You think with Star Wars' brand name recognition a success by then RotJ wouldn't have been as half-assed as it was

Typical Mucus.

I'd like to see you try.

Is that a threat?

And a promise.

"If we can't get the shield generator fixed, we'll be sitting ducks."
―Captain Quarsh Panaka

Such unbridled autism

what did you just say about me you little BIRD

>Quarsh Panaka
Who writes this shit?

>_< fuck a cock. movie is ancient.

He literally said the original movie looks better and if I recall Star Wars is half a decade older than Return of the Jedi. At least Star Wars didn't have obvious shots of Vader's head magically clipping through the matte painting of his ship

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