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better than paying 3000 pounds for a hug
BTFO
>Evola is trash
first
Sup Forums is so tiresome
dance
decided on watching the office whilst in the bath
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I got that reference
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gf keeps changing the tv channel proper doing my head in
ideal gf
B-but I am a guy she met on tinder, and we're supposed to have romantic relationship and she has never seen me work :/
which version
gimmick idea: let a black mamba bite my cock
His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular frowns upon your comments
that's a nice tights gf
“When I was a lad, my mother said,
‘You dry your tears and go to bed;
I know my son will travel far,
Born beneath a shooting star.’
“In after years, my father said,
As he pulled my hair and knocked my head,
‘They mustn’t whimper at a scar,
Who’re born beneath a shooting star.’
“A mage I met, and the mage he said,
‘I see for you a future red,
Fire and riot, raid and war,
O born beneath a shooting star.’
“A shepherd I met, and the shepherd said,
‘We sheep must go where we are led,
To Dawn-Gate where the angels are,
Following the shooting star.’”
Booorn beneath ashootin staaarrr
>dudut-duuu du DU DU DUUUU
dudut-duuu du, DU DU DUUUU
banging tune, this has to be how it was sung
>Africa in General and Uganda in Particular
mad cunt
love these posts i've saved them in my /brit/ folder
It only counts if you make her cum you virgin
wew so is that
the funny one
gimmick idea: piss in the air and arc it straight into my mouth
when i see you my heart goes "doki doki"
it only counts if she gets pregnant and gives birth
me int club
WHAT DOES HE THINK OF THE PAKI PROBLEM
very good
the female orgasm is an evolutionary dead end. It serves no purpose. I specifically try to make it so they don't cum as I'm a radical darwinist
thigh highs > tights > knee highs
the one your lot didn't butcher
us office is proto reddit
uk office isn't funny
so...
4 hours until FIFA18 lads I'm fucking gassed
*pedals towards you*
>divegrass
I tried to watch Wonder Woman last night but the stream kept freezing every time she talked. I guess you could say I was Waiting for Gadot.
why don't the tights lads just get an ordinary gf and make her wear tights?
>uk office isn't funny
just got back from dinner with the work colleagues. being the plebs they are they chose las iguanas. i noticed in the corner of their menu it said all chicken, lamb and duck used is halal so i made sure to give that shite a miss.
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in all honesty, you have to admit ardra is superior to all others
I can't even bare to look at her sometimes I just feel so inferior to her
Been off the fags, booze and trying to eat healthily since Monday and I might just kill myself 'cause this life is misery
Missed going to the races today, a trip to the pub and I'm missing a decent event tonight
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I don't have a problem with this ranking.
Was at a party once and a girl was wearing those typical 'sorority' white thigh highs with coloured bands at the top and I was talking to her about how they are kryptonite for all men's willies. Think she quite fancied me as well but then nothing happened because I'm a beta loser.
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whether someone rates the office or not is an easy way to filter out dickheads
and if they prefer the yank version then you know you've got a humourless brainlet on your hands
Gimmick idea: Gape my arsehole on webcam for /brit/ and run a raffle alongside to decide what goes up my shitter, £2 a ticket
>he doesn't own this iconic fashion accessory
>Laughingteenagegirls.png
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>iron your work shirt then proceed to cycle to work in it complete with a shoulder bag compressing and creasing the entire length of the garment
hmm yes excellent
ah yes, the 'im secure about my baldness' fashion accessory.
btw, hats on manlets look ridiculous.
fakest shit I have ever seen. are you 12?
Quite like spotify's new Time Capsule gimmick
really is pulling the old brainbox's levers
Alan as a bald man surely you must know that it is literally impossible for you to wear any sort of hat and have people think that you're wearing it for any reason other than insecurity about your baldness (regardless of whether that is the case or not).
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>not putting your clothes on straight out the wash all creased then cycling to work, using your body heat to straighten them out
both are shit
all fake
Supervisor's told me that within a few years I'll pretty much "be able to name my salary". Not sure I believe him desu
not even the best slav girl tbch
why are yanks so depraved?
m8....
Cats confirmed for worlds largest cunts.
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I call my salary Ted
where did softanna go?
if you remotely care about salary increases you should be jumping ship every 2-3 years
no mate, YOU are fucking shit
probably a neet who's never worked a day in his life with a brain that can't process banter in it's purest form
thought ardra was a canadian
why is the yank posting controversial webms
Why is slippery slope a fallacy when its demonstrably true desu
>Why should property-less men be able to vote? Next you'll be saying women should have the vote!
are you feeling ok?
Told some office runt lies about his salary to save me the hassle of future interviews today lads
thats fucking disgraceful behaviour
Because he wants attention but isn't interesting or funny enough, so shock value is used.
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>Does my bum look cute user? ^_^
desu i wish everyday is like sunday
feel sorry for that fucker but that is a hilarious video.
fodb(fuck off daft bint)
>Prince WIlliam and Kate Middleton went to a wanker's uni
wish i knew, half of the channels i followed last year have since gone awol
probably off getting lives and raising families and shit
i've not watched her in ages so i have no idea really
but she definitely looks it (probably in her heritage)
>Alan as a bald man surely you must know that it is literally impossible for you to wear any sort of hat and have people think that you're wearing it for any reason other than insecurity about your baldness
I have to admit that I worry about this sometimes (people thinking I may be trying to hide my baldness, not the baldness itself). So I make a point to remove the hat when I'm in restaurants or cafés and look people in the eye. I like this type of hat since I was a kid and never wear any other type.
>ridiculous
Joe Rogan looks great in a hat and I do too. Argument invalid.
garage? More like garbage
inconsolably depressed
why isn't euthanasia legal and painless
desu my dick is so big i can do helicopter dick and fly away
tarquin
The outfit today:
A pale green baseball cap
Black hoodie with embroidered dragon backpatch and a circular anime backpatch on the right shoulder (pic related)
Grey jeans with a sewn-on patch on the right buttock
Dsquared 551 designer sneakers
Why is the average Australian Man handsome as fuck and looks like a greek god when they are all actually english but yall look weird and not really good? Is it the sun? Would all brits actually be models when they would get enough sun? But because you dont you look rotten? I dont understand
>only posts one example
lol
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what is the goat poop album then, /brit/, since your such experts on music?
there is nothing to do in australia except go to the beach
so looking good shirtless is the #1 priority in life there
I guess... but I bet chads cock has already been inside it. I bet you're only talking to me as some sort of fucking prank WELL FUCK YOU ROASTIE WHORE