>we shot videos with special guest including a BOTW
>we have another special guest coming and will shoot videos with him/her
>new HITB for Logan shooting soon
>new re:View shot
>we're editing them all now
Why are they banking so many videos?
Are they going away somewhere in the spring?
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Probably Len or the Texan actress who wanted to fuck Jay.
>they almost never talk about non-capeshit movies on Half in the Bag
I understand why, but I'm still sad about it. The new re:View is Demolition Man, by the way.
Demolition Man is not forgotten.
>not max landis
best news I've had all day
>ywn rape Jay
No Oscar Episode
Why?
Shooting a Weekend at Bernie's / Spring Break movie.
Because Mike's crippling depression.
Isnt jay a fag
Some girls like a challenge.
They literally do nothing else. It's not surprising that they work on multiple videos at the same time.
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One of the guests is Patton Oswalt
best of the c ucks
They've always done this
I hope re:view is The Rock.
Easily one of my top action movies.
>(not Max Landis)
>(also not Max Landis)
JEJ
>we're editing them all now
It would take some sort of genius to do all that.
Pls no
it's "Maxine" Landis. He finished transitioning.
>He
Did you just misgender xir?
I was using "He" in the past tense. My apologies.
Maxine is also a transtimer, so there is no past tense you nazi.
Fuck, you? okay.
>still no half in the bag
how can I repent? how?
If you're out there, if you can hear me, please forgive me Maxine. I beg of you.
It's Demolition Man
>no oscars edition
>how can I repent? how?
$50 dollar per month subscription to RLM via Patreon.
logan hitb by the end of the weekend
hopefully a get out one too
Do NOT bully Josh! He deserves to be on the show!
He is an excellent catalyst to be the butt of jokes. Without him would would not know the wonders of juicy Shaq meat.
>hopefully a get out one too
Too controversial for them.
Beloved? Also isn't review supposed to be good movies. Demo Man is like HDTGM material.
How long before Josh has a mid-life crisis, goes paleo and does CrossFit, and starts bullying Mike and Rich?
>when josh tries to get a joke in but jack starts doing a bit and everyone else starts adding to jack's bit so he has to entirely give up on the joke he was trying to make
My guess for the Re:view is the Last Action Hero.
Screencap this
this, as an unpleasant, unfunny, opinionated, balding virgin, josh is /ourguy/
On the one hand, he was in space cop and has some draw so might make a good choice.
On the other though, he is ULTRA politicised these days, and RLM seems to go out of their way to be pretty apolitical.
I genuinely hope he isn't on.
>Patton is on
>Tries to shove in Trump jokes and Hillary is awesome shit at every turn
>Mike or Rich make a good Hillary joke, just messing around
>Patton is visibly angry and quiet while everyone else is enjoying the joke
>Extreme close up of his face with "TRIGGERED"
Jack fulfils this role much better though.
/ourteam/ is Jack, Rich, Mike and Jay.
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What is Jay dreaming about right now?
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They won't invite a murderer to their show.
That's low user
Mashing pillow on Mike's face until he stops resisting and the body goes limp.
One of the guests is Jerry Seinfeld.
WHATS THE DEAL WITH THE TRANSFORMER FILMS?
Why do trans people forget how to clothe themselves?
Not even an edgy opinion. It's a well known fact.
Simon Pegg is a fan. Would be a great guest.
is it true jay was a gay porn star
Top 20 Half in the Bag by view (out of ~145 episodes)
>over 1 million views
1 Half in the Bag v Batman v Superman - episode 106
2 Half in the Bag Episode 112: Ghostbusters (2016)
3 Half in the Bag Episode 100: Star Wars: The Force Awakens
4 Half in the Bag: Rogue One
>over 750,000 views
5 Half in the Bag Episode 92: Pixels
6 Half in the Bag Episode 114: Suicide Squad
7 Half in the Bag Episode 55: Man of Steel
8 Half in the Bag: The Transformers Series
>over 500,000 views
9 Half in the Bag: Episode 90 - Terminator: Genisys
10 Half in the Bag Episode 93: Fantastic Four
11 Half in the Bag Episode 21: Jack and Jill (1 of 2)
12 Half in the Bag Episode 53: Star Trek Into Darkness
13 Half in the Bag Episode 109: Captain America: Civil War
14 Half in the Bag Episode 104: The 2016 Oscars
15 Half in the Bag: Mad Max: Fury Road
16 Half in the Bag Episode 120: 2016 Movie Catch-up
17 Half in the Bag: Episode 87: Disney's: Marvel's: Avengers: Age of Ultron
18 Half in the Bag Episode 57: Grown Ups 2
19 Half in the Bag Episode 113: Star Trek Beyond
20 Half in the Bag: Jupiter Ascending and Battlefield Earth
As you can see, capeshit, star wars, star trek, Adam Sandler and things that are controversial (i.e feminism) are popular.
What happened to the female one?
>a few lbs shy of morbidly obese
>Unfit to the point of is out of breath after saying a single sentence
>heavily balding
>extreme unironic social justice warrior - "Hollywood Patriarchy" - "Don't talk about rape"
>heavily offended (and angered) by any non pc jokes
>works retail for minimum wage
>Can dish out the digs but not take them
Please climb back under your rock you fat cunt
They found a suitable place to bury her
Mike > Jay > Rich >> Wizard >>>>>>>>>>> Aids
IT BETTER NOT BE FUCKING JENNY I WILL SCREAM
>jupiter ascending and battlefield earth at the bottom
A lot of people missing out on YOUR FRIENDLY BARTENDER and DO YOU WANT LUNCH?
It's 20 out of 145 videos.
>isn't review supposed to be good movies
Not really, just older movies. Neither Mike nor Jay liked Independence Day but they re:viewed that.
But a kid of murderer is ok?
Paaaatton.... Paaaatton
post pics
>inb4 it's max landis anyway
It's never, ever happening, Josh. We came around on Jack, but you are a faggot and always will be.
>not Max Landis
Thank fucking god.
jack isn't flustered by it though
Canadian hype
fuck yeah Demolition Man is so good
But we've been through all that before user.
There is very little new information, other than that it confirms the Garrett infographics, and fleshes out Mike and Jay's history a bit more.
Oh, and the fact that Rich is an angel whose parents were drug addicted abusive scum.
Kek
can you give me a run down on whats actually in there? what infographics?
Mike had a racist rant about Moonlight and they had to scrap it
Spoilers they loved Logan.
I was at the local theater in Milwaukee yesterday and I saw Mike Rich and Jay in the front row during the Logan screening. Rich was laughing nonstop at the clawing scene and I followed them in the lobby and I overheard Jay saying it was better than he expected. Also Mike was kissing a black girl.
Thank you.
I was at the same theatre, the blacksmith was pretty loud in that screening, really wish he'd move somewhere else.
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Yeah I have to say, after reading through the majority of that thing I get the feeling that Gilchrist thinks he's important and is a good, well liked, person.
However in reality he seems more like a pretentious untalented drama queen.
But then again, he was young and weird, like the others, when all those emails were written.
But then again he IS a fucking bronie...
JUST FUCKING GET THAT FAGGOT MAX LANDIS IN SO YOU CAN STOP HOLDING THAT NEIL BREEN MOVIE HOSTAGE
>warned for off topic and posts deleted
Film makers histories are off topic?
I'm confused.
>The blockages, combined with her taking Adderall, Xanax and pain medication fentanyl, caused his wife's death in April 2016
Cocaine was also later discovered in their house. What the fuck is wrong with these people? They have a 8 year old kid jesus christ
>with her taking Adderall, Xanax
heh, recently heard Joe talking about crazy mothers taking both
I know it's bullshit not because of the Mike kissing a black girl part, but because I know Jay is hyped for it from his twitter and him talking about it in streams, so "better than he expected" makes no sense
pretty fucking crazy to mix it with Fentanyl and coke
I'm predicting they'll love Logan. Jay will love it because of how brutal and depresing it is and Mike will love it because of how much you care about characters and how well structured it is.
>>What the fuck is wrong with these people? They have a 8 year old kid jesus christ
>people have to give up their private lives when they have children
lolno hitler
wtf I got banned 4 saying jay is a fag
Why they refuse to review anything related to John Wick?
I bet that the special guests are racially diverse!
Fucking leafs confirmed.
Dammit.
This morning's janitor is really uppity. A bunch of stuff got deleted.
Such as this post I just replied to
I was hoping for a Cure for Wellness HITB
>lot's of editing in march
>meaning videos won't come out until april
jdimsa
Let's speculate who the guest is
If they reviewed actual kino, they'd get exposed. That's why they stick to capeshit and established sci fi franchises. Low hanging fruit.
