What country is your country's rival?

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an island of disgusting pigs with rotten teeths and bad weather.

Seems the Election has turned Americans into enemies
before that it was Russia and the UK I guess

Wrong, we are your true rival

No sorry, you are at the same level than Spain, an enemy (very powerful enemy sure) but not a rival.

the the kimmo

>tfw too irrelevant to have rivals

Do they have a union jack on their flag?

>east and west francia
>franks vs saxons
>prussia vs france
>germany vs france

English monkeys were your rivals during colonisation, we were your rivals long before and after that

We are in a rivalry with Australia over who can be the most America-like. We will always be winning unless Australians lose those stupid accents and start driving on the correct side of the road.

I feel we don't have a proper rival, not enough time being a unified state for this. Probably the strongest rivalry is beetween different provinces and regions.
In an international sense, I can only think of football rivalries, and the most felt are the ones with these two faggots

Australia has no rivals

ENGLISH BASTARDS

is New Zeland your rival or just your Uruguay?

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A "rival" has different connotation than "major enemy".
Like the Maple Leafs and the Sens are rivals but there's no ill will.

America's cultural rival was Canada.
But a rivalry needs competition. Like the Toronto Maple Leafs, America never won, but unlike the Toronto Maple Leafs, people got tired supporting a losing team.
Now when Canadians make claims of supremacy Americans get defensive and butt hurt.

Scandanavia is now America's friendly rival because Americans don't take muppet chefs seriously.

i don't know between uk and germany

everybody lol, everybody attacked us and still hates us to the day
still regret nothing, fuck y'all.except japan and sk they gucci in our book

they're an Australian state in denial, and they don't try that hard to deny it

does the world count

who are you again?

we've been at war with so much country around us i guess we have england germany spain in this order

itself

We're not franks

Taiwan and Korea.
Nippon and europ is rival desu
Think about size of GDP

Nobody is

Nippon and Germany not whole europ with Japan alone offcouse

England

New Zealand think of us as their rival but we really don't give a fuck about them

I see you hate the Irish too

Is t Canada your rival?
Like noth Anglo vs south Anglo.

Whoever opposes the great and strong nation of portugal

WE

who doesn't

no, we have very little to do with each other

to some degree Mexico

All of them

Mexicucks who praise euros and anglos
Chicacucks,the same from the previous point
And some retard americans who start insulting us, because they believe it's "cool".

Wut
Most mexicans don't care/know about you country bro.