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THE /brit/ OFFICIAL CONSTITUTION
IN:
-slags
-crisps
-lads
-banter
-Nige
-Bruces (note: limit is 2 Bruces per thread)
-ginger cream biscuits
-your nan
OUT:
-Pakis
-JFs
-Anime
-Nonces (see also: Anime)
-Taigs
-Yanks
-shit gimmicks
girls with willies
Timmothyjamesbyrnehere
get a grip you fucking idiot. Not everything falls into your petty >le north >le south xD autism
*dances a jig to the merriment of /brit/*
requesting tim 'want you out of business sunshine' vid with dentist
post a picture your dad took of your first match
looks like a Bond villain
>Says the person who unironically uses the word "shitskin"
will not
The BULLY WEE
why don't you just marry him and have his kids? Pushkin was exactly 1/8 black ffs. English, Irish, Caribbean, Russian, Polish, Karelian - perfectly Russian and perfectly British at the same time
that's your average 6 in Russia and I'm not even kidding
Excellent post
because you call someone who wants their children to look like them a racist
Name 3 Scottish kings
Arctic Monkeys were never good or as ground breaking and cutting edge as you thought when they came out. You only liked them because your parents liked Oasis and they imitated their style in a Sheffield accent.
why are we still here? just to suffer?
Mel gibson
lying pos
Life motto "expect nothing, appreciate everything"
"I'll try anything once, twice if I like it"
>Feeling guilty and absolutely skint after a couple of weeks going at it hard
>Not drinking for a couple of weeks, eating healthily, quiting smoking and shit
>Lads were at the races
>Going out to a pool hall before a good techno night at the local pill den
Fucking kanker
Why does everything good have to be bad for you?
love this timecapsule gimmick
getting some proper schooldays vibes
Well you're supposed to want the child to resemble both the parents.
they're a good band in their own right desu
Outstanding
nah I liked them during my skins phase
Ever thought of calling when you've had a few?
'Cause I always do
Because Adam ate the apple.
James I, James II, James III
meme answer: Idi Amin
do you understand? I'm the garbage man
but mixed race kids don't look anything like their parents you gobshite
>skint
>from buying alcohol
Either you're poor or you drank an obscene amount of venue bought drinks
>lads
alri
i'm here la sup sup sup!
mixed race people are absolutely revolting
guess I better take you out then
yet another night of almost zero sleep amid flowing sweat and a cold until its time to get up for toil when suddenly my body decides it IS ready to finally get some kip right when you hop in the car
ah yes
yes they do you blithering retard
i can imagine your delusional frothing from here
t. not him
Robert Bruce, James VI, Jacob I
I don't mind, but I want to get some real genetic science and confirmation for success
I didn't speak about that only. I want White looking kids who look like me
VERY high quality post
haha we're actually in here
just kidding, as you were...
proto gf
>mixed race people are absolutely revolting
yo whatup /brit/
more posters in here so I guess I'll make the move
Well they obviously fucking do. What? do they start looking like a fucking lemur or a giraffe?
What the fuck are they doing in the other thread?
>I'm a foodie
don't think an emptier descriptor exists
haha that's a classic
This thread was first
no toil tomorrow haha
love an early weekend me
Reminder Charmander is the worst out of the original starter, out of having a badass final form he really doesn't offer you much in terms from a strategic point. Bulbasaur and Squirtile are superiors.
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thread was posted first
making the move for queen and country
Well then marry a white chap then. Bloody hell I thought the people subscribing to "breeding racial purity" were supposed to be super intelligent and the ubermensch...
imagine being this fucking fit
youtube.com
>21:48:11
>21:47:55
>tfw no russian mistress to kick my bollocks
80013020
80013070
dont care
gf
fucks sake lads sort it out
I just got a random selection of songs
It was posted in the thread first
And ugly mother produced and ugly baby, what's your point?
What's more they have the same eye and hair colour so the Russian lass should be satisfied.
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absolutely ASHAMED this is one of my kinks.
looks nice desu
edit: nvm solved it
Brendan Fraser on Just Fuck my Dick up
it was posted in the old thread first. FACT
commencing the rolling of a wacky baccy
she literally looks like a monkey
I SAID yo WHATUP /brit/
I'm quite proud of it, its better than the sissy shit I sometimes get off to, hitting myself in the balls in time with her kicks really wakes me up makes me feel like more of a man
I was on my phone, took a little longer to switch between them ya know
Just finished Ozark lads
Would be really good if they had cast good actors, the only good one is the Mexican boss
what's the line in the middle of your ball sack called?
cuz manna like jaykae where have you been?
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Do you reckon she just continues using broken english in her titles/speaking because she knows its part of her charm?
I have a degree from LSE and work with marketing up high, he's a chemist. We are not suburban retard that you meme about. Maybe I should have gone to some other guy, but other men don't make me excited at the moment
Anyone reading DC Rebirth? I need some new titles to read now that I'm nearly caught up with the two books I'm reading at the moment.
Why is it so hard for normoloids to figure out looks = personality?
what about polacks?
I was on my phone too mate lol. You can have your thread in not that bothered really. It's my fault for single posting desu
whatever about us, anglos are the western version of jews
shower=this thread
prankster=me
haha
the sackulum
you are anglo
NOW THAT AM AAAT I'M AAT AN ABAAT
celts are the niggers of europe, get out
can't stitch the titch
I'm a student m8
Between booze and tobacco I spend more than half my loan
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You lads see the footy tonight?
cat meow because it know that in my bag the food
>neverton