PJ Harvey edition
/brit/
willies
missus has her lips wrapped around my bellend as i type this
Barkeep, I'll have another pint of Kopparberg Mixed Fruits
See you there
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excellent ed.
Gf told me she used to draw faces and make up stories for them as a child. like drama stories like 'she had a very happy marriage nad the perfect husband but then he cheated so they got divroced and then he died and she felt bad about it and blah blah blah'
is this the female equivalent of masculine autism?
pooey
for me, it's toni duggan
Mate, you're a puff and I fingered your slag mother in a spoons not too long ago. Jog on.
doing vile flatus
found a hard lump in my groin. shitting myself ngl
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yeah
a lot of women have autism to some degree
it's just that it goes undiagnosed because a lot of it's just assumed to be normal behavior
>puff
Going out with the lads tomorrow?
very good post
take a hammer to it a few times and mash it out and you'll be fine
You mean today, it's fresher's week you donut
yea massive fucking social tomorrow
for me, it's charlie estcourt
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last week
The balls simply must require this utmost divine therapy right this instant!!
haha ofc! how many girls you shagged so far?
Sup Forums is absolute shite now
>2 threads on the go because man single-linked it
jej
love the feeling (the band)
2, made a girlfriend though so I'm not going to sleep around
0
>now
fuck sake
>now
Stopped reading right there
spliff rolling is definitely on the cards
Shit sorry
What the fuck are they doing in the other thread?
>neverton
Idk what a bunch of fucking idiots
>depression
This is the better thread
Shall we all just boost to the other thread then post a backlink to here around 280?
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just killed myself lads
Fuck, you okay?
she's a coalburner
Voilà!
You burn the coal you pay the toll
Gaylord Lucien D. Silly (French pronunciation: [siˈje]; born 20 February 1986) is a French-Seychellois long distance runner who represents Seychelles internationally. Born in Vendôme, France, to a Seychelloise mother and a French father, he holds dual nationality.
Fucking retard bellend hahahahaha
average day
Idc im staying herd
county?
Voilá!
>Work with a bunch of small town runts at a shitty low paid call centre
Give it up mate
right lads I am moving to the other thread
you will notice I am not spamming links, I hope I will see you all there as well because I like everyone to be together
yes this thread was posted first, the mongs missed it because they can't handle single-links but we are where we are now
see you on the other side
Gonna chuck a firework into the other thread. Haha, watch this...
I've got blisters on me fingers!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alright fair enough mate. Will probably see you later anyway. Gl
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Surrey
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Prefer this edition desu
*gets the last post so that when the lads come back they all read it first*
it's quite a big lump. bigger than a pea. i can move it around with my fingers. doesn't hurt though. it's big enough that i can feel it when i walk though
Near Dorking? Around Abinger?
Not so fast kiddo
I knew you'd all come crawling back.
Just like they always do...
*strolls into the thread in an incredibly dignified manner*
ah yes, the brexit delusion
*pops head round door to see if anyone's in this thread*
*storms into /brit/ with my ballbag flailing about*
*throws a chamber pot of human waste out of the window right onto your head*
cheers bruv
off to australia to become a menial laborer
elaine is dying. Sup Forums is on suicide watch
dunno why i keep all these films saved on my laptop
i never watch them more than once, and even if i wanted to i could easily redownload them
i used to do it in case a took a girl home and she wanted to watch a film there and then
but that seems increasingly unrealistic
*has been waiting patiently in this thread for you all to arrive*
reckon we could do it
literally anyone
>When people idealise racial and societal inequality
youtube.com
>rorkes don't deserve gfs
really enjoyed /brit/ meetup 2017 boys :)
still had no explanation as to why we have to pay the EU £60 billion + to leave
*breaks your door down and murders you*
nothing personel blud
we're off m8
>ireland
*unassailable problem or issue threatening to destroy the very fabric of western civilisation*
>LET'S SCIENCE THE SHIT OUT OF THIS!
Tell me again how blind faith in dude science lmao is any different to being an ultrareligious moron?
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You are a rorke though
What have they done to the sink? That's not a bloody ashtray.
Right, OUT! THE LOT OF YOU! Go trash your own bathrooms. GO ON! Fuck's sake.
a fine for being racist sweetie :)
tired of this friendless meme
anyone know how to get out of this rut
because we signed contracts while we were in the eu where we promised to pay a share of varous financial initiatives
and if we ignore those contracts then noone will ever make good deals with us again since we will be known to be untrustworthy
Benders ought to be outlawed.
compensation
science flies you to the moon, religion flies you into buildings