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Cross-eyed kino.
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales Trailer
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Jesus fucking christ who approved this shit
>you lived long enough to see every fucking movie in existence do flashback scenes of main characters aged down with shitty CGI
Kill me.
good for johnny. kids will love it.
Someone who love money.
Is this bait? Johnny looks absolutely amazing. Very nice CGI. If I didn't know johnny deep, I would say it was a normal guy.
I fucking triple approved it and no one disobeys my direct orders, what the fuck are you going to do about it, worm?
P.S I do regret the decision, but I must stand by all my decisions if they makes any difference in your reaction.
>More high fantasy shit
I'll probably see it anyway, but not exactly hyped.
What
the
fuck
Did you just say to me
You
L I T T L E
BITCH
You better watch your ass, chum, I have roundhouses in my blood, I literally have sickle cell anemia and if you touch my skin I will sue, you have been warned, so that shit is binding, try me and see what happens.
>undead
>again
And that ship looks like shit
are those supposed to be keira and orlando's characters?
is this a reboot?
Best de-aging right there. It helps that Depp doesn't look like a grandpa irl.
>all of those forced and uninteresting quips
at least the first potc film had an interesting script, holy shit this is bad though, they've completely flanderized every character
But the trailer mostly has new characters in it.
The guy is their kid. Time has passed.
I hope at least Bardem makes a cool bad guy though.
that's wall-eyed kino
Bardem deserves better than this film
Like what? Capeshit?
Sure, but I guess it's hard to say no to so much money.
QUICK, NAME AN ANTAGONIST OR ADVENTURE INCENTIVE YOU'D ACTUALLY WANT TO SEE A PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN MOVIE BASED AROUND!
Dude, I could blast you into fucking shred with just my ki (pronounched chi) energy like you were facing an invisible 400 pound chimp
Not even a problem
I've been trained by the kgb in ideological subversion
I could legitimately destroy all your beliefs MENTALLY
BLACKBE- oh wait they actually did that by completely wasting Ian McShane in that bland as fuck fourth movie
CAPTAIN MORGAN
Bardem looks like a sweet villain, not sure about the 'lets mix up skeleton pirates and davy jones' thing hes got going on tho
>The guy is their kid
seriously
What kind of animal does Will Turner turn into? A squid like Davy Jones?
>tfw there's going to be even more PotC films after this
It looks horrible but I kind of hope it does well. The not-Orlando Bloom character is especially awful. I like Scodelario though, she makes a nice not-Elizabeth.
Anne Bonny, Calico Jack and Mary Read power trio team up with Jack in search of %treasure%.
>that young jack
>will's son
D R O P P E D
shame too because I think Bardem looked cool and probably is a good villain. This old trailer actually got me hyped
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but this new one killed it, fuck that
Weird that there aren't gay characters in this seeing as it would be fitting.
What about the two soldiers? They argue like an old married couple.
QUIPS! LOVELY QUIPS!
>Aah! Monkey.
hmmm. I suppose. Quite a few characters crossdress as well.
Will we see more than Scodelario ankles?
Pretty sure that's a real actor mate.
It would be exactly like that other than the invisibility part and chimps aren't exactly apes.
KGB failed and collapsed, but I probably already destroyed all my beliefs anyway except the one where farts are always funny.
Captain kidd
it's a disney movie user
need to keep it family friendly
Wow are you plebs really watching trailers on youtube with that shit bit rate
hmm
Disney sure does love showing off that de-aging CG on actors.
>Disney doesn't want to represent gay people in media
>Gay people aren't family friendly
hmmmmmmmmm
How come they don't have any homo orgies, like real pirates?
Now that the Kraken is dead, something Moby Dick or even leviathan like
>quips
>improbable escapes
>PG swearing
>boring and forced Depp
>more quips
>no real stakes at all
>gaping plotholes
>shit so far-fetched it puts even cartoons to shame
>every single plan and plot rely on people being incredibly stupid
Even with all that, I still love this franchise. I despise and loathe all things Marlel, Shit Wars etc. I despise and loathe hollyjew blockbusters but for some reason I don't mind POTC. Why is that, bros? Is it because of naval aesthetics?
>Is it because of naval aesthetics
Yes
This is the superior capeshit
so...
Salazar did nothing wrong
>You would've seen a lot more if you'd kept your kike hole shut
Holy shit, is Raimi involved?
No it's just too controversial at the moment for them. That's why they're being light with it. Make a minor side character like Le Fou gay in the live action Beauty and the Beast. They probably won't go anywhere with it though as that would be putting his homosexuality up in front which would bother some people being forced to understand it. There's also that Star cartoon which apparently had both a lesbian and gay couple kissing in a background.
Right now Disney just wants to do slight gay tokenism.
Stede Bonnet
And that no other movie has captured the feel of pirates. Can you name any other movie with pirates that was done good? There's Muppet Treasure Island but that's a family comedy.
Fuck is that CGI, i thought they hire a younger actor. Holy shit
It's just a guess but they've been showing it off for the past few movies now like the Marvel ones. The scenes with the young RDJ in Civil War and Michael Douglas in Antman were using that same age altering CGI on the actor.
You don't have to be queers to be that way
>>Gay people aren't family friendly
Well you aren't.
>imdb
I mean you can see the CGI was quite obvious from the case of RDJ and Douglas at first sight, their eyes were too dead and mouth movement look too fake. But with Depp it strike me as a different actor, if he CGI then Disney really improve their CGI skill near fucking perfection
Why is this board so fucking homophobic lately
Because of Sup Forums probably
>homophobic
No one is scared of your disgusting lifestyle.
>muh Sup Forums boogeyman
Dude same, when I saw the trailer I thought they just grabbed a young Depp lookalike or something. That's scary accurate.
looks fun just like the previous ones
That's not what phobia means, Cletus.
pho·bi·a
ˈfōbēə/
noun
noun: phobia; plural noun: phobias
an extreme or irrational fear of or aversion to something.
Move along now, you mentally ill dead end.
>aversion
You just ruined your own paper thin argument. Fuck outta here you ignorant bigot.
>an extreme or irrational fear
Can you read? Too busy fantasizing about getting pozed during English class kiddo?
>or aversion
>That's not what phobia means
I refer you to your initial claim.
>we've done waterfalls and maelstroms. What can we do now?
>hmmm...
You act like phobia means fear, it actually means fear or aversion, you still claim it just means fear
Guys what if
hey what if
instead of walking on the ocean floor, the baddies walk on the ocean surface?!
guys?
>you still claim it just means fear
Never happened. I said no one was scared of your lifestyle, at no point did I say that phobia only meant fear. You claimed it did not mean fear, which it does.
Keep going if you like, you pretentious faggot.
>aversion
>looks and acts exactly like Orlando Bloom but isn't
>looks and acts exactly like Kiera Knightly but isn't
>grandpa Jack Sparrow and Barbosa still going at it against some undead captain and crew again
are you retarded user?
Are you complaining about quips in fucking pirates
Cutthroat Island motherfucker
man you are thick
Which PS1 game is this?
Even from these trailers I can see that it's just going to be more 3Dbait like Stranger Tides was
How unfortunate
For some reason I love this franchise
How do you go from...
>unless you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you
to
>look! a girl! boobies!
>hahaha I'm a main character I can fuck with whatever I want
?
>aversion
>female lead
They could have at least got Lucy Lawless
Probably just the aids shutting down his brain
Watch the other movies
i dont know man, it looks pretty good to me and im not even a fan of the series
also
>the final adventure
prepare for 10 more spinoffs
I did, and each time the level of dialogue got lower and lower and 5 films in, it's very fucking bad. It's hard to imagine Depp is actually contracted to do even MORE of this shit.
GOOD MOVIE
>boring and forced Depp
yep
The skull near the end looks really fake.
what if instead of red coats getting killed by pirates
red coats get killed by spaniards
there's a running theme in the series that red coats get slaughtered
I'm not going to talk about how how historically royal marines would kick pirates and moor ass
but what's the motivation behind slaughtering them all the time?
It's absurdly prodigious the rate at which they get killed
there will be a small scene and it'll be like, boom, 10 dead red coats
> I literally have sickle cell anemia
That explains why you type like a nigger.
The quips near the end were pretty forced.
time-travelling Billy the Kid
Not that user, but you literally typed it out man.
I unironically love this movie. It's so dumb, yet fun to watch. Ultimate comfy Pirate Kino. Even has Frank Langella as the main baddie!
I unironicaly think all of the cgi in this movie looks fucking great
Kek.