Who is the least /JUST/ celebrity?

Who is the least /JUST/ celebrity?

I'd go with pic related.

>that short burst of motivation you get to exercise and better your life after watching a Rock movie.

Keanu, the rock, mel, goose

No Kurt?

he looks like pepe here

>that small cranium
Abbos truly are subhuman

Keanu is definitely a contender, for all the shit that happened to him he should be JUST as fuck, Mel too.

>Samoan and black
>Abo
???

What happened to Keanu?

Friends and family dying, unborn kid, basically no dad etc

Kanye

>Be Dwayne
>Mock Hulk Hogan for doing crappy movies like Mr Nanny
>Proceed to do lots of movies like that himself

Sure he did good movies too, but damn why do people like him and Vin Diesel always end up doing those goofy comedies where they babysit kids while the mob tries to kidnap them or something.

Easy money?

the rock looks weird with so little fat on his face now. like he has AIDS or cancer.

It becomes so, when nobody cares about them, so they think, why the hell no?

He just smokes weed a lot. That's why he's so dry and fatless and has that retarded smile all the time.

Well if you put it like that..

Keanu is above it all
That pesky reaper keeps trying to catch up with him but Kino Reeves is always a step ahead

mo movies, mo money

Bowie was probably.
>68 years old
>less than a month away from dying of cancer
>not the best shot in the world
>still looks this good

Starman :'(

Probably Jeff Goldblum.
>64 years old
>still pretty handsome
>almost 2 metres tall
>still has all his hair
>is /fa/ as fuck
>is married to someone half his age