"come on man the wheat ain't that bad"

>"come on man the wheat ain't that bad"

I think we oughta discuss the wheat situation

I guess she don't like the wheat either.

>A wheat disruption can only mean one thing: invasion.

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came here to post this
>imagining the knife scene except it was Bill Paxton's surgeon
>CMON MAN THAT'S NOT FUNNY MAN

>Sigourney owning the scene without even trying

That's my girl.

Can I get a quick rundown on the wheat meme?

>space colonists bow to the wheat fields
>there are no animals on the planet, only wheat
>first crops found on other planets will be wheat crops

A meme is an item of information that takes up residence in the brain of a human host. The more unthinking and unquestioning the host, the more likely the meme will prosper there and propagate further.

I think we oughta talk about the wheat situation.

audibly kekd

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>banjo music intensifies

You can try to force this meme all you want, it will never be another bane

>What do you mean *they* cut the wheat? How could they cut the wheat, man? They're animals!

Just take my OC and imagine I did W H E A T instead

this meme fucking sucks.

The important part is that people are trying. Quality memes must be forged in the heat of weaker memes.

kek

Grain?

This stupid shit is about the only thing that makes me happy anymore. Thanks for bringing some light to my miserable life. Cheers OP.

Bonusposting >>>>>>>>> Wheatposting

hmm

Yes it's like separating the wheat from the chaff

HARVEST OVER MAN
HARVEST OVER

>not GRAIN OVER, MAN

fuck

Do you really want to talk about the bonus situation

Sup Forums memes used to be great. Now we get shit like this.

I'm not doing anything else until we discuss this bonus situation.

Someone's mad about their bonus

redpill me on the wheat situation

You know what the trouble is, user?
We used to make shit on this board, meme shit.
Now we just put our hand in the next guys wheat.

nothing is more cancerous to Sup Forums than self-assigned meme lords that decide what is funny and what is forced. fuck off back to plebbit if you don't like it here.

Ripley: How many crops is this for you, Lieutenant?
Lieutenant Gorman: Thirty eight... simulated.
Private Vasquez: How many *yielded* crops?
Lieutenant Gorman: Uh, two. Including this one.
Private Drake: Shit.
Private Hudson: Oh, man...

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>"Bread bread wheat grain corn" - Ridley Scott

What the fuck did he mean by this?

THEY'RE COMING OUT OF THE GODDAMN WHEAT

unfunny forced memes

cringe

What is this wheat meme

I say we harvest the crops from orbit. It's the only way to be sure...

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This is Rumor Control. Here is the wheat.

>A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm.
What did he mean by this?

deepest lore

>Wheat makes carbs
>Humans eat wheat
>Humans die off

>Aliens prefer keto
>Aliens eat humans
>Aliens survive

Pure Keto Kino

How come the aliens don't just impregnate the trees?

>Let me see if I have this correct, Lieutenant - it's an 8-foot farmer of some kind with a passion for wheat, and it arrived on your spaceship. It reaps on sight, and is generally efficient. And of course, you expect me accept all this on your word.

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Yeah man xDDDD 4U!

Take your OC and delete it. Horrendous.

Damnit, wheat posting for months.

Official tier list

>grabs nearest weapon
>spoon

You ever see the back of a twenty dollar bonus... on WHEAT? Oh, there's some crazy shit, man. There's a dude in the bushes. Has he got a gun? I dunno! RED TEAM GO, RED TEAM GO.

>than self-assigned meme lords that decide what is funny and what is forced
Not him, but you do realize that you're describing the very people trying to force this meme on the board by spamming ir?

I got ya big hoss

Made this quick, hope you like it. :)

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What's the hothead in the wheat meme

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That's a big wheat.

Bayyn?

For xenomorphs

Right.

The minute the baby alien bursts out of John Hurt's stomach is always the moment I lose interest in this film. Why? Because it is here that class issues are displaced by the struggle against the one enemy, the alien. Parker stops complaining about bonuses (class issues) and focuses on killing the killer monster. But this displacement is, in reality, more dangerous to Parker and Brett than the alien. Recall 9/11. It came down to the same thing. The anti-capitalist globalization movement (WTO) was displaced by the war on terror (WTC). I bring this up because as class tensions increase in our moment, the post-neoliberal moment, the moment when market ideology is in a state of crisis, it's important to ask who would benefit the most from an alien something, before the eyes of everyone, bursting out of the nervous guts/conditions of our times?

Oatpost wheat post crossover when?
Can you spare some wheat brother

We used to make shit in this country, build shit. Now we just put our hand in the next guy's pocket

NO HUMAN ESCAPES FROM XENO'S FARM

Guys do you ever, like think what a random guy who randomly happened across this board would think if he saw these posts 0.0 ???

He'd be soooo confused! xD

Like "wheat? omg what could they mean by that!? Wheat? Ahahaha wheat is how you make bread! What does it have to do with the new Alien movie?"

WHEAT!

hahahaa!

wheat...?

WHEAT!

ahahahaha!

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WHEAT! xD

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DAMN HUMANS EATING MY WHEAT AGAIN, MA GET MUH GUN!

Fuck off, I just finished cleaning snot and soda off of my keyboard.

Jesus christ this is developing fast

Where is the corn meme thread

Sup Forums was never great and never had great memes this is the best it's ever been

Wait

>Wheat was domesticated in the fertile crescent
>Aliens helped build the pyramids
>Both are in the same area

Really made me think you guys