Bus goes past character

>Bus goes past character
>Character disappears

>truck goes past character
>disappears
>other character looks around
>hes there again

>I'm gonna need thousands of years of evolution that eventually result in human life
>you have 7 days

>american goes past character
>character disappears

>character stops at a garage to get his car repaired
>mechanic just comes out, wiping his hands with a dirty rag and chewing something

It's actually six days you donkey.

haha the Joke™ accompanying this pepe the frog image is that Americans are Fat
i f*king love it xD

>he's never grabbed onto a bushandle to make a quick getaway
pleb

but this actually fucking happens every time I go to a garage

>american character
>diabetes music starts playing

>Character takes a shit
>Doesn't wipe

Even your own garage?

>character takes a shit
>doesn't push it down the shower drain with his feet while washing his buttocks

holy heck its even better the second time xD

>character's hands are a little dirty
>it's funny because he's a doctor

>Still believing in the evolution meme

You'll grow out of it one day, depending on the level of brainwashing you've undergone.

amerifat detected

A FUCKING BURGER?

why is he so perfect bros ;_;

>British character
>crooked yellow teeth music starts playing

>character is arab
>ethnic wailing in the distance

Stupid frogposters

>Emma Watson goes past erection
>erection disappears

>American goes past cheeseburger
>Cheeseburger disappears

>American scene
>pic related starts playing

>American character
>BTFO in vietnam music starts playing

>British character
>shitskin songs begin to sound

>American school scene
>Gunshots and screams of innocent children music starts playing

>Europe scene
>big rig truck plows through lullaby begins to play

>british people watching 9/11 on tv scene
>laughter and jokes music starts playing

>Americans tune into hillsborough soccer match
>cheering and laughter fill the air

But everyone in the UK finds this hilarious outside of mongs from Liverpool

>Busy Canadian street scene
>Chinese music starts playing

yeah

lmao at amerilards thinking we care about scousers dying

Same goes for 9/11. Everyone outside New York

>Down town tokyo scene
>Atomic bomb R&B starts playing

>character orders something at a bar
>gets some info from the bartender
>leaves without taking a sip

>guy working late at night in place where the monster is lurking around
>tense music, dim lighting, slow zoom in on character
>character suddenly gets strange feeling, WHIRLS AROUND--------!!!
>....it's nothing. Heh. Got the jitters.
>smiles to himself, shakes his head, turns back around to his work-SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE MONSTER ATE HIM

>Characters playing liberal president assure the populace that voting machines are secure when they push their uses
>When an outsider win the race they blame another country of being able to hack the system to control the election

>character long live a queen
>decide they wanna leave the union

>character enters the mart
>his pants gets filled with shart

>characters hands are a little dirty
>it's ok, so are mine

>garbage truck goes past character
>character disappears

>Dumbfrog scene
>Discordant tooting plays

kys frogposters

Frogposters are COOL and GOOD

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