You wake up in Australia. What do?

You wake up in Australia. What do?

say cunt with the lads and beat some wog cunts ass

Be offended by the word ''wog''

Drink heavily.
So a normal day.

>unironically wake up in Australia everyday

throw a few shrimps on the barbie

be bogan

then died of envenomation

start touring the country doing standup with my goat

Vote against gay marriage.

meh, not much has changed

shitpost as hard as I can

LET KIWIS CLAIM THE BENEFIT YOU FUCKING RACISTS

eat a kangaroo

Stop ripping off our films, you shameless faggots.

save koalas

>ass
Mate.

>people think we all live in the desert
are we really this irrelevant

I bought two packs of roo burger patties this morning, as they were on special.

that guy has a japanese wife and a hapa daughter between them LMAO

Nah, people are merely ignorant cunts on average.

find a job as a road train driver

Is eating roo a meme? if not what does it taste like?

Get your dogs to flush wallabies out of the bush while you wait in a clearing with a shottie.

>take boomerang
>shoot boomerang at koala
>boomerang flies back
>get hit in head
>wake up in hospital
>doctor tells me my speech center is damaged
>"crikey mate"

It isn't very popular but it's really good for you and doesn't taste too bad. People usually say that it's gamey.

Go work in the outback and decorate your ute with camel bones

Go for a bushwalk with the boys in Western Tasmania.

Be happy I'm not living in a nigger/spic hellhole.

Punch a 'roo straight in the gob

Have a few beers with the boys at the deer hunting shack.

>I'll never be Australian
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR

>deers in australia

It's really not fair. They have such chill worry free lives.

That's not Australia.

Go find a Quokka to pet. Them critters are adorable af.

Nah fuck off.

did you not get the memo

>Rent a car
>Run over some kangaroos or emu
>Have some nice barbecue by the side of the road while enjoying the nature of rural Australia

Whoops, forgot image.

explain aussies

Fallow doe for the freezer a few months back.

Thank god I'm finally off of Easter Island.

>Harley Cockless

feral cats, new war

we wiped out the tasmanian tiger, we can wipe out cats, starting with the australian population

>>>
yes it is?

...

burst into flames

Chill with these munted owls

Did we though?

get on with my day

>beating a donkey

>Tasmania
may as well move to Poo Peeland

current war is versus the cane toad

I knew one Suicidelander that used to throw every cane toad he found in a bag, drive down the border to NSW and dump them all there kek

Both superior to mainland Australia when it comes to outdoorsy things desu.

completely disagree

>wake up in Australia
>ride up to Perth then down the river to Freo
>grab a coffee and cake while looking out over the ocean
>ride back home along the river
>chat up a qt chinese international student on facey
>run down to the bottleo and grab a slab of export for the footy grand final tomorrow
>about to head over to my mate's to play some backyard cricket and knock back a few tinnies with the boys

Go about my day as usual.

Visit my family.

Celebrate, and get me a NZ gf.

Too cold to do anything proper

I do like the concept of hiking up mountains though, but not enough to have to live in Tassie

i'm gonna go straight to alice springs

Gas myself

why

Work in the mines probably

nothing

Drive

Colonize it ; )