Why did none of these cunts ever tell Dale about his cheating Wife and his bastard son he was raising (since he was to stupid to figure it out)?
Especially for someone like Hank who always wants to take the moral high ground on everything he didnt seem to mind his friend getting cucked for over a decade
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"I know it's weird at first but give it a few years, you learn to live with it." - Hank from the episode where Peggy realizes what's happening because she's a retard too.
Hank always takes the moral high ground, but he's also big into leaving people alone and not sticking his nose into other people's business. Also, as quick to temper as he can be about perceived wrongs in the world, he's also not emotionally equipped to deal well with drama, and tends to shut down in the face of overwhelming emotional stress. It stands to reason that the whole Dale/John Redcorn thing was too much to deal with it, and as much as it bothered him he (and everyone around him) just left well enough alone.
Because Dale wanted a son that loves him and that's what he got
He wasn't cucked. He was part Jamaican. The real joke is that he wasn't a cuck, he just appeared that way to unsuspecting people. His son inherited his bizzare conspiracy theories and general creepiness.
Canonically his mother is white and his father was a white, gay closeted man with a Flip boytoy.
Yes, Dale said, "I'm half-Jamaican" but once again, he was an idiot to begin with.
All of this.
How do you even approach "solving" the problem? Is anyone equipped to emotionally care for Dale forever once they break his heart telling him? They already have one Bill
>Lucky
worst thing to happen to the show
The Khans were even worse.
I buy into the theory that he's known all along. Are we really supposed to think that a man who subscribes to so many conspiracy theories is blind to the glaringly obvious conspiracy in his own life? I don't think so.
You must say that a lot here on Sup Forums
I think Dale was willful ignorant of it, and the fact that he saw so much conspiracy in the world that wasn't there, but couldn't see the one true conspiracy that was living right under his nose was the tragic profound irony of his character.
Honestly the fact that the wife was a pornstar cameo made it all worth it for me, even his annoying ass voice
that's the joke homeboy
>ruin a kid's life because you wanted to stick your nose in somebody's business
You're an asshole.
Stupidest post on Sup Forums right now
When are they putting it back on Netflix. I remember watching it all once before the removed it. Miss it
>They already have one Bill
Fuck that got a chuckle outta me
I mean on a surface level yea but the one episode when he's getting massaged by John Redcorn it seems obvious that he's aware and it merely ignoring it for the sake of his marraige and relationship with Joseph. You can tell that Joseph is very much "Dale's kid" in terms of his personality and beliefs, and I think that is enough for Dale. blowing up his marraige and forcing Joseph to have, in essence, two fathers seems wholly unnecessary and dangerous. Dale is a whacko but he isn't a bad guy and is smarter than his conspiracy talk would suggest.
at their core they were all terrible people
even hank
Goshdarnit Thatherton!
Stupid hillbilly
why the fuck did the show even get cancelled? its one of the few ones that ran for a long time and never got stale (compared to other trash)
Mike Judge wanted to end it before it got too stale.
Hank would have voted Trump
lucky
It did get pretty stale though. Way more stale than Futurama, for example.
Have you ever heard of this thing called "irony"?
i dont want a new season without brittany murphy
He's got a point there though
what? you're wrong in both senses.
I would argue the Family Guy shit and all it's respective spin-offs need to die.
Worry not, Mike is in the process of making a new show. I want goode family back honestly, I think it came too soon.
Why the fuck did they even make more than one season? This show had like one, maybe TWO plotlines, they just rehashed it fifteen thousand fucking times.
AH DONT UNDERSTAND MUH BOY
AH DONT LIKE THIS NEW LIBRUL GUY IN TOWN
AH DONT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING
MAH DADS AN ASSHOLE
(B-Story 1) YES, I AM MUY BUENO AT THIS! HOOOOYEA, PEGGYHILL!
(B-Story 2) WOW HANK'S BUSY WITH SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE US OTHER THREE GUYS, WHY DON'T WE ALL DO SOME WEIRD POP CULTURE FAD AND THEN FORGET ABOUT IT A WEEK LATER
>I would argue the Family Guy shit and all it's respective spin-offs need to die.
They were shit from the get go.
>Hank would have voted Trump
No Hank would have cucked in thanks to peggy and held a speech about america being the land of opportunity after realizing that without migration his retarded mexican coworker and asshole asian neighbour would not be here
Special subplot with dale uncovering the russian hackers online
I dont think KotH is for you
King of the Hill means Hank is the King and must make choices for all the people, telling Dale would hurt many people. Hank must balance everybody as he is not just a friend, but a King.
If he was simply a friend, he would tell Dale.
Also they did an episode where Peggy was going to tell Dale, and the reason is the son. They wanted him to figure it out on his own and let Dale be a good father, Dale needed his son and his son needed Dale.
Faggot I've watched every single fucking episode, it's the most repetitive animated show ever made outside tom and fucking jerry.
t. a marxist disappointment to his father
kasich. Trump would be too radical
Because Dale already knew. If you watched the show it couldn't be any more obvious
first two seasons of Family guy weren't bad. I stopped liking it the moment the dog got more of a story and the baby went gay.
Go watch family Guy cunt
yah, you're right
that episode where bill finds out the army used him for science experiments is just like the one where cotton helps peggy recover from falling out of an airplane
Hank would have initially wanted Rubio or Kasich. He would have disliked Jeb for being weak and feminine, Cruz for being born in Alberta and Trump for being from NY. He would then eventually cave into Trump by looking over his own NY birth.
Nah that's even worse garbage. Fuck you faggot for being the predictable extremist douche "oh you don't like X, then you must love the thing I don't like!". Fucking retard. Both are shit shows.
Hank voted for Bush because Bush gave him a firm handshake.
Trump gives the firmest handshakes.
>Hank voted for Bush because Bush gave him a firm handshake.
thats the exact opposite of what happened
That's a good thing to remember, Hank doesn't always go by what is best for his friends, but what he thinks is "right" in a greater context.
I remembered it wrong then.
He'd be appalled by Trump ripping Jeb the fuck apart in the beginning because Hank would empathize heavily with Jeb. He'd side with Cruz, then be for Trump, be disillusioned by pussy grabbing but ultimately think Hillary Clinton is an evil cunt.
so basically everyone who voted for trump
I don't know when I saw him rape Jeb live on national television he won me over.
Dale loved his son anyway, so why ruin that for them?
Pretty much everyone except:
Peggy
>She literally is Hillary
Bobby
>Too young, but would have voted for Bernie
Luanne
>Dumb, so either Hillary or Bernie
and Dale
>Isn't registered to vote
Would have voted for trump, including the Soupanousinphones.
Someone on Sup Forums wrote from dales perspective that said he knew, and it was great. i'll try to find it
Found it
>She cheated?
Hank, I knew about Nancy and John Redcorn. I knew about them the day Joseph was born. But every day since he was born I've been taking my revenge. That boy- he loves me Hank. He loves me.
John Redcorn will never get. He'll never hear his boy tell him that.
Joseph will go to his GRAVE loving me and never so much as looking in Redcorn's direction. His children, his grandchildren- they'll love me too Hank. And they'll never know Redcorn even existed.
That's revenge Hank.
Just like when the former Soviet Union resurrected Lenin to cause the housing crisis in America as revenge.
Not as much as fuck off, newfag stupid nigger
>>its another GenY tard asks questions only a retard would episode
just kys. your hopeless.
how is it retarded mr know it all?
No he doesnt remember the daughter that turned out to be Redcorns?
Dale is barely their friend. Really, Hank's relationship with his neighbors is to maintain the status quo in order to prevent Dale or Bill from going on a homicidal rampage, though at least Bill was a bro in the past.
Because Hank was also suspected to be a cuck
Narrow urethra
"miracle" pregnancy
rip
KOTH is not bluepilled enough for netflix. Watch married with children get shoaed next.
didnt peggy also lie about being a virgin?
I like American Dad more than Family Guy desu
>barely a friend
>still hanging out after high school
wait what?
Dale was pretty close to the guys just a little off. Bill was the one they kept around because of their football days.
It's because Seth isn't at the helm of it.
Hank would call Trump a jackass and there would be a whole episode about him looking for a third party candidate to vote for.
I think he's pulling our leg, mate.
On the other hand, check her voice acting list:
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>wing, wang, kim, makiko, chang, ching, Chen, Ting
So why were there no black people in the show?
The black repairman episode is iconic m8, not sure what you mean
oh wow thank you for the handout sir! now lets have another 700 episodes about the asian family and their "struggle" while blacks are still being treated like slaves
1. Black repair man that Lady Bird barks at
2. There is an episode guest starring Chris Rock. Although he only voices the character for that single episode, the character ends up working for Strikland Propane, and is a minor reoccurring character.
3. The detective who investigates Debby's death is black
4. Fuck you.
because judge thinks it's more moral to let a man raise a bastard cuck son then ruin his illusion.
Because Dale's happier this way. Everyone saw what happened with Bill. Divorce fucking destroys you.
He knew it would destroy Dale and make him Bill times ten. At least she stopped cheating.
A more important question is:
Why didn't Hank tell Joe Jack to stop calling him "honey"?
It seems like something Hank would freak out over.
hank would have been a cruisemissle
Hank wouldn't vote for Trump because the man likes his steak well-done, with ketchup.
Remember that episode where Hank said that at a barbecue "if anyone orders a steak well done, ask them politely yet firmly to leave"?
>hank voting for the man who singlehandedly destroyed summer pro football
also, this
He called everybody honey. He was basically that retarded guy from The Ink Spots.
Dale doesnt actually think Joseph is his son because he thinks Aliens impregnated Nancy
>WHY DON'T WE ALL DO SOME WEIRD POP CULTURE FAD AND THEN FORGET ABOUT IT A WEEK LATER
Speaking of which they never went back to Bill and Kahn mother dating. She was mentioned once and never heard from again, wtf.