Films women will never understand

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>why doesn't he just call the other X-Men to help him?

Logan had a hard life

films non-redditors will never understand

Because they've gone and died like real friends would. Those selfish assholes

>Hey faggot give me a quarter
What do?

T. Person who hasn't seen itWall her ass back to the barren land of bsd hombres

fucking pace yourself

I haven't seen it yeah, capeshit is for children.

*bad
Fuck me

But this is capekino

I don't usually carry cash. Want a smoke?

So why are you even in this thread?
How alone are you?

It is fucking kino, this coming from someone who hated Civil War, and X-MEN Apocolypse

Laura a Cute. CUTE!

someone shoop her with wolverine hair

haven't seen it

but they always do father daughter pairings to appeal to the normies

the womyn imagine they are the girl with a strong Logan daddy with a big peepee

>When she turned the cross into an X

Dude my audience went wild with applause. It was such a sudden shift in mood because the crowed was sad as fuck before that moment.

this movie tries so hard to be a serious movie, but just runs into genre constraints of superhero movies so hard. There's an evil clone, some super juice that logan injects into himself, and a bunch of robot dudes that get chopped up over and over again

would you Sup Forums?

I know I would

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why were those beaner kids bullying logan?

Was anyone else attracted to the little girl, not in a sexual way but in an "awwww" kind of way

sure user, in a very non-sexual, very parental, cute "awwwwww" way.

mhm, of course

Get the gas

Alex Jones and Donald are coming for you pedo mother fuckers

How many times has Huge Jackman played Wolferine now?

>played Wolverine

>played Wolverine
he IS wolverine

you think a girl is cute?

I'M GONNA KICK YOU'RE ASS

9 times

X1
X2
X3

Xorigins Wolverine
The Wolverine
Logan

First Class (cameo)
Days of Future Past
Xmen Apocalypse

> thinking a girl is cute
shes 12 yo child. These people need to be hanged.

>that riding scene

i-i felt everyone in the theater looking at me for some reason

I understood it user ;_;

Every lotr film. I have not met one woman who likes it.

children are also cute

>americans

Theyre not saying the kid is cute faggot. Theyre pedos trying to say the kid is """"""cute""""".

> fucking europoors unironically think having sex with little kids is okay.
Hitler didnt go far enough with the gassing.

but he literally literally said not in a sexual way and you still get mad

So when he said "so that's what it feels like"
did he mean death or family?

she was cute, I'd like to have a daughter like her someday, what's wrong with that?

Bad thing is, everything is okay if your opinion is drastically outnumbered.

*takes off glasses*
*spits on the ground*
hmm...gimme the girl...
*sucks on teeth*
aint no point in resistin, baby..

sounds like you're describing any action movie outside the realm of (relatively speaking) realism.

> wow he said something so it must be what he means
> what is context
yea guys Im totally not gay.....like really...I really like women....I swear.....right?

Look I know reading is hard.

I thought he meant family. But now I'm not so sure

I see potential in this.

Negan posting 2.0?

>Go on Reddit Logan discussion thread
>Discussing homages, cameos, and things I missed in the movie
>Lots of insightful posts

>Go on Sup Forums for Logan thread
>Bitching about women
>Pedos talking about diddling kids

The family life that xavier was telling him he could have. That comfy feel

YOU CAN'T JUST STUFF ANY BULLET INTO ANY GUN AND HAVE IT WORK.

.....want a toothpick?

I didn't understand that and I'm a dude

You can go back and stay there.

First off the bullet looked like it could be a .357 or .44 and she picked up a snub nosed revolver so theres a chance the math makes sense. You also cant grow bone claws out of your hands, have seizures that kill cities, sniff to find mutants. Its a marvel movie, relax sperg.

death to pedos, fuck off

What was even a point of adamantium bullet? Logan can regenerate, a wound is a wound.

I thought it was funny that they gave him the Old Man Logan cut based off the comic books they had I'm assuming.

death to redditors, gtfo

It's telling that Sup Forums is perfectly okay with pedos but chimps out about """reddit"""

bunch of social parasite degenerates

>When she started speaking Spanish outta no where

Fuck, that was super cute

What is this guys problem with Spanish speaking people?

>She'll never straddle you for a ride

Rambo 4. god damn what a fun movie it was

I only have hundreds on me.
Will a hundred do?

He just needs time to rest

is it worth watching if you dont like capeshit?

Why would a biased faggot enjoy something he has a bias against? You gonna start dating niggers too? Fucking retard.

I made a thing

Because Xavier killed all the mutants by having a seizure when connected to Cerebro
Only Logan and the mutants made after the incident survived
That's the reason why he cries before the clone kills him

How close does this follow Old Man Logan?

No, you are making shit up. The reason there are no more mutants is because the scientist guy put shit in the water/food to make people stop having mutant children. He says so himself towards the end. There is mention of an incident in which xavier may have caused the deaths of some people including the xmen, but cerebro was never mentioned.

Not much.
Only true similarities are that there are no new mutants appearing naturally and that Logan is old with limited healing factor.

She looks like that actor who looks like Jason London

It's actually better

Only 2 issues, X-24 definitely is not dead as that bullet can't kill him.

Second, why does he think the adamantium is poisoning him?

It was a logical conclusion given the context. Xavier wouldn't kill mutants any other way unless the were too close to him.
I saw the extermination as "combined effort" from the doctor and him.

That's the reason there's no more mutants being born. Charles killed 600 mutants at the mansion while having a seizure. (In the comic wolverine killed all the students being duped by mysterio)

i'm sure women who grew up without a father figure would probably understand it

So why did the bullet kill X-24?
In Origins, Logan gets shot in the head 3 times by adamantium bullets at point blank range and they don't even penetrate his head.

How did one shot brain X-24 from across the field?

Thankfully not, Old Man Logan is cringe worthy typical comic book Bullshit like the majority of X-Men comics (hate me, but the comics where never really good, 90% of the time they mentioned the powers that they will use in that scene, in some cases the hated "The Last Stand" is near to the comics than any other X-Men film, because exactly that kind of Bullshit happens in that). "Muh adult themes", no, putting incest and blood in your comic book makes it not adult. Some Punisher Maxx Comics are adult, but not ONE X-Men Comic, at least these who I read were not. Logan is far superior to the comics.

K I N O
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That deadpool 2 trailer before the movie was unexpected.

Origins was a mistake and isn't canon

He didn't have adamantium skeleton

The reporter on the radio says injured 600 people and killed 7 members of the x-men, not killed 600 mutants

So I don't really like Comic Book films, but I followed the Wolverine standalones b/c he was my favorite when I was a kid

Is the reason he is dying because his body is rejecting the adamantium implants?

Kind of, his body can't keep up with the adamantium poisoning any more so it's putting a massive stress on his body.

Literally one of the purest kino moments of all times.

ew. why america claps at the cinema's? who the fuck are you applauding?

I didn't like that. Of all jokes in this movie that scene made me laugh. It wasn't something that I would lower my rating for Logan but it was unnecessary.

you didn't even tried to undestand the movie, dumbass