/nfl/ general - BOW BEFORE Sup Forums edition

GB: Pack hope to know RB Jones' status by Fri-Sat
HOU: Lamar Miller (knee) returns to practice
NO: Saints CB Crawley (abdomen) expects to return
TB: Cameron Brate (hip) added to injury report
PIT: JuJu Smith-Schuster returns to full practice
GB: Aaron Jones officially 'limited' on Thursday
MIA: Jarvis Landry (knee) limited on Thursday
TEN: Mularkey on RBs: We have 'two starters'
WAS: Report: Trent Williams will play Thursday
ARZ: Update: Adrian Peterson returns to practice
BUF: LeSean McCoy (knee) pops up on injury report
BAL: Alex Collins (calf) back at practice Thursday

*kneels*

REAL
NEW
THREAD
REAL
NEW
THREAD

*kneels*

First for winning the South.

>your team
>what you want for Christmas

This is the current NFL playoff picture.

Of the teams that are currently in a playoff spot, which ones will miss out? Of the teams currently out of a playoff spot, which ones will get in?

>the phone call that saved the NFL

Raiders
a SB

Kansas City makes it as a 6 seed, Los Angeles wins the west.

ALL TIME QB POWER RANKINGS
1. Montana
2. Brees
3. Brady
4. Manning (Peyton)
5. Young

Elway sucks don't @ me.

the above list is just awful

@80022372
What are you gonna do about it?

if we're discounting rings why the fuck is montana #1? he was never a top 3 QB of his own time statistically.

I have a large stuffed football and you don't

>t. faggot horse fuckers

I have sonic plush and you don't. Now who's the autist?

Raiders
A Trucy Wright dakimakura

Peyton too high
Brady too low

I agree that Brees is clearly a better QB than Manning EVER was.

Ypu like the Seattle Supersonics? Lol

Even WORSE. Sonic the HEDGEHOG

lmaoing @80022433

>Silenced the 15-1 Panthers at the Super Bowl despite Cam having an MVP season
>Eliminated the red-hot Falcons and MVP Matt Ryan in one of the greatest comebacks of all time
>Both of these teams were better than the Wentz Eagles

Do the Eagles actually have a chance against Terrifying Tom and the Belichick Misery Machine?

1st for elite Jimmy

>>Silenced the 15-1 Panthers at the Super Bowl despite Cam having an MVP season
Brady didn't make it that far lol

HAIL TO THE REDSKINS
HAIL VICTORY
BRAVES ON THE WARPATH
FIGHT FOR OLD D.C.

>Young
>only good for 3 seasons

I always tthought that clover looked like the aliens in Galaga
OW THE EDGE

>implying the iggles are going to make it to the owl

*blocks ur path*
Heard u was talkin shit cuck brady

I'm not proud of it but they do look pretty decent

I didn't know Brady was Von Miller

Catb owl

You fucking retard

No. He's a pandering faggot. Right after the Las Vegas massacre, he couldn't just mourn those who died or were injured. He had to get all fuckin' political and use the massacre as a political pulpit from which to call for banning guns. He got all teary-eyed and choked up to boot. Might as well chuck an Oscar at him so he can fuck his ass with it and cum to his own smug self in the mirror.

In other news, I'm rooting for Kirk Cousins to Like That tonight.

>implying Eli can call anybody a cuck after getting benched for Geno Smith

...

>retarded owners and FO make a retarded decision
The Giants need ELIte more than he needs them. He'll take another team to the Owl next year when he leaves that crumbling dumpster fire

Eli is coming to the jags next year CONFIRMED

>no marino

Eli to Vikings, cock blocks Brady in 1 last owl.

The anal pain seething out of Jew England would be glorious

>cuckboy anons have been ghost for weeks and don't participate in game threads anymore

>The NFLRA sent a letter to NFL commissioner Roger Goodell this afternoon saying "We are very concerned that there was not a suspension of Raiders (guard) Gabe Jackson based on the melee that occurred." The letter, addressed from NFLRA chief Scott Green to Goodell, said that the official Jackson pushed down, Laird Hayes, went to the doctor on Monday with bruised ribs and shortness of breath. He's expected to work on Walt Anderson's crew this weekend.

Based big Gabe giving zebras what they deserve

>Seattle Seahawks' Starting safety Earl Thomas was held out of Thursday’s practice with a heel injury.

>mfw back in the chiefs eagles game threads one was shitposting about how his "elite" quarterback didn't throw ints

It is NEVER okay to hurt a ref. He deserves a ten game suspension MINIMUM.

He deserved it, the refs always fuck with Oakland

It is NEVER okay to NOT hurt a ref. He deserves a parade in his honor.

>no rings

>Raid spic shoota ref dead
>suspended for 5 days, reduced to 3
>"Yeah the ref deserved it they're mean"

>FIVE (5) LOSSES

Pretty aesthetically pleasing game tonight desu. Teams may be shit but atleast no meme unis.

>be niggery team
>get penalized
W-WE DINDU NUFFINS

21-14

t. refbabby

>no rings

>over a decade of utter shit
Lmao

>Jerry Jones is a misogynist piece of garbage
>Dan Snyder refuses to change the R*dskins name
Who do you alt-right retards keep saying the NFL is pandering to liberals? I can't believe they put TWO fascist teams on TNF? Who the fuck are normal people supposed to root for?

>talib ended denver's chances well before the game even started

>Oakland ended your season
feels good

u kno

Ummmm, no sweetie, pre salary cap rings don't count

>no rings

>Brees
>number 2
That stat padding manlet should not be that high

>meanwhile the raidniggers continue down mediocrity
Lmao enjoy regressing next season

Talib gettting ejected was the last of our problems considering Crabtree and a offensive lineman also got ejected. Nice to know Talib lives in your head rent free though.

>Brees shouldn't be that high because he throws for a lot of yards

>His team has less than 3 super bowl rings

Who are you quoting?

Still alive
Nice try, but that meme doesn't work on me

>No rings
when you make your argument that vague you know you're wrong. Because on that merit the Bills have 6, the Vikings have 4, and the Eagles have 5

Shit list. Favre > Brees

TNF pregame is saying that dak has seen all of the highs and lows of an NFL quarterback

>Taking a million throws a game for lots of yards then losing makes you a good QB

I mean you responded. And you keep bitching about Talib. So I’m going to call a spade a spade.

>still alive
Not for much longer LMAO

What should be the Browns's new name after the NFL steps in to do something about the franchise and they rebrand?

>deflecting this hard
LMAOING @ your life. How's it feel knowing that the greatest post salary cap qb is short and there is NOTHING you can do about it lanklet?

You'd be mad if a meme got your best WR ejected too

>-p-please watch this game!
>i-it's very exciting and important!
>w-we promise it won't be a boring blowout/flagfest

Wins are a team stat. QBs are (rightfully) judged by their passing ability and Brees is the greatest passer of all time.

The Wetbacks

God must be an eagles fan
Let's pray

He's a comeback story in the making!

The entire raidniggers team is a meme.
>le eyeliner fake christian man
>le big dumb rb skittles man
>le statpad against shit olines man
>le castoffs of the 49ers men

Redskins are low-key the scummiest the team in the NFL.

Amen.

So why doesn't he have the most passing yards or TDs?

t. Ben McAdoo

The Wolves

Crabtree is a big boy and he was pretty much asking to get ejected. But if Talib wasn’t on my team I probably wouldn’t like him either. But watching him BTFO people with his retarded antics is pretty funny.

>greatest passer of all time
If you want to judge by stats, he's behind Peyton and Farve in every major category

>still no game thread

the absolute state of these franchises

Must suck to lose to a team of memes

>getting in fights and losing is BTFO of people

He has consistently had a bad supporting cast throughout his entire career. Put Brees on the Pats and he would have had MULTUPLE 19-0 seasons.

Yeah because the undrafted greats of Amendola and Hogan would help Brees go 19-0

I know this is false-flag/b8, but it's not 100% wrong

>crying in a postgame interview about "muh chain"
Niggertree got thoroughly BTFO

He BTFO out of my sides when people get butthurt. Talib is basically an irl troll and when people get outraged they’re just giving him (You)s

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