What is this bullshit?! First they sell out for weeks and now this?! How am I supposed to worship Kek without a statue?!
What is this bullshit?! First they sell out for weeks and now this?! How am I supposed to worship Kek without a statue?!
Jayden Martin
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Landon Phillips
yes go.. i mean user
buy the kek statue, i'm sure its worth its price
think of all the meme magic
Jacob Hernandez
I should have bought it when it was 9 bucks
Nathan Morales
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Thomas Johnson
thats what you get for not buying one when they were 9.11
Levi Price
anyone know where I can buy one other than amazon?
James Williams
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Lucas Clark
>Customers also viewed SHEENROAD Magic Man's Mr. Moon Latex Mask
KEK
Zachary Hill
>used
>911 ameribucks
Honestly Sup Forums
Brody Clark
>911.01
Praise Kee meme magic is real
Ayden Hall
if you have a outside do you have a frogs and some glue is super
i hope kek is forgiving or maybe appreciate sacrifice
Alexander Russell
I think he would frown on killing his children
Daniel Reed
By putting in His work online and on the streets.
By preparing for harder times to come.
Sharpen your mind, harden your body, be a soldier for chaos and change when it is time for things to break loose.
Dylan Sanchez
Glad I got one for 16 bucks a few months ago.
James Sanchez
Say please user
Ian Lewis
also
did you just take a fucking picture instead of a screenshot you faggot?
Ian Long
Not a Kek statue. It clearly says goddess, not god. Keket is Kek's counterpart. Keket is the descent into darkness, whereas Kek is the rising out of it.
Andrew Diaz
Somewhere out there is a frog merchant that has no fucking clue what's going on
Kayden Anderson
>there are people on this board that do not have a Kek idol to worship
How do you summon meme magic without it?
Kayden Thompson
>expecting amazon (((merchants))) to get it right
William Scott
Is that yours???
I'm trying to carve one out of wood. If you could take a few pictures of it from different angles, I'd greatly appreciate it!
Grayson Baker
Get someone to 3d scan it or take a few decent pictures from each side so someone can model it. Then everyone can make 3d printed keks or 3d print molds for making keks out of other materials.
Aiden Miller
>not carving your own in a labor of love out of sand stone
The magic is in the work the wealth represents so if you pay more it will have more attuned to your energy
Oliver Myers
God damn it you guys
Caleb Barnes
Ooh, it's actually out in my car right now and I'm sitting in my bed in my underwear. I ain't about to go back out and get it. I'll be on the same time tomorrow after work, I'll make a collage and post in in a Trump General at exactly 12:30.
Now that would be a sweet idea. My university has a 3d printer and I could potentially reproduce them. I have no idea how any of it works though.
Ethan Ortiz
Gavin Jackson
I want to build a shrine to kek
Ryan Parker
Really you faggots?
Bentley Nguyen
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Carson Fisher
He is just a frog headed god. He isn't going to be pleased if you just send him a bunch of Pepes to NEET off his powers of dark dankness.
Get a bug zapper and consecrate it to KEK. It will be like an instant teleportation system to his halls
Xavier Thompson
Who team /memefrogstatueinroom/
Doesn't really look like the pics on the store page though. Still has all the distinguishing features at least. How bad do you want it, Sup Forums?
Brayden Wright
>nurses
>not maido
>not elf girl
Aiden Cook
BY SENDING HIM THESE DIGITS INSTEAD
Hunter Ross
Awesome dude, thanks!
Liam White
I have a bug zapper. How would I consecrate it?
Owen Nguyen
>$911.01
>9/11/01
9/11 was a money job
Hunter Young
>what is ebola chan?
Christian Jenkins
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Hudson King
>mfw I bought one when they were $9
Carson Garcia
What the fuck are those things on the far right?
Wyatt Parker
Who'd you rob the $9 off of, Paco?
Aiden Nelson
>666 KB
Hudson Brooks
Pepe before he sold out
Nicholas Howard
thats bretty good user
also
>666KB
Leo Sanders
ancienttreasures.com
You're all welcome
Nathan Cook
Top kek same here Pablo
Julian Smith
PRAISE KEK
Blake Diaz
more like
>what the fuck is kek doing next to a jewstar?
Hunter Collins
If digits
Hillarys titty will flop out on live television
it will be a presidential killing titty
check em anons
Joseph Rogers
reroll
Isaiah Sullivan
you can't call upon kek. kek calls upon you
Brandon Richardson
Please Kek, find another way! Any other way to stop Hillary, just not that!
Jack Williams
Post more dank memes.
Jace Scott
see?
Xavier Garcia
maybe she will an hero?
Christopher Taylor
WITNESSED
THANK YOU KEK
Jacob Wilson
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William Stewart
Okay okay I'll try again
Kek give us a sign. Will hillary shit her pants in public and become a laughing stock?
Josiah Sullivan
this is not how you meme magic
Daniel Allen
Kek please let Trump Win
Joseph Ross
Maybe I should model a kek statue and sell them on ebay, it's not too hard to cast them.
I half made a stargate style kek helmet, maybe I could make a similar looking frog. Or is a simple frog better?
Gavin Edwards
They no longer take orders only trades.
Ian Stewart
Hilary will not win.
Cameron Taylor
Personally I believe that any frog form can be an idol of Kek, but a traditional Egyptian aesthetic my preference.
Blake Allen
Also STRONG YES to cast Keks
Carter Rogers
Plz do. And please don't be a jew about it and charge $20.
Henry Ramirez
If you can try to make it with the symobls, that is the sure sign of meme magic.
Luke Nelson
I ordered one with my old card when they were $9.11 and didnt realize it until they were all sold out.
Ive been checking back regularly and have stayed in a state of perpetually butthurt
James Anderson
>The serpent guard's eyes glow
>The Horus guard's beak glistens
>The Setesh guard's nose drips...
>The Kek guard's memes work
Nathan Carter
WITNESSED
Gavin Murphy
we really need to be able to make our own Kek statues and be free of the amazonian jew
Asher Young
>symobls
ll try to use those from now on
Austin Edwards
>$911
Joshua Bennett
but now they're 9 11 . 01
Josiah Smith
Nice trips. What is Kek trying to tell us?
Daniel Wright
I went digging in my basement and found a frog statue I made way back in 4th grade! Praise Kek
Joseph Gonzalez
>ID
>KKK
wew lad
Noah White
I found a kek
PRAISE KEK
HILLARY WILL LOSE!!
John Butler
vice.com
Turns out the author is the fella who first drew Pepe.
Christian Jones
It's beautiful.
Michael Watson
Witnessed. Kek is not bound to time.
Wyatt Wood
911.01
9/11/2001
I'm scared.
Sebastian Hughes
OH SHIT
Jaxson Williams
the kikes have no sense of shame.
now they're trying to sell us cheaply made kek statues.
ONLY WORSHIP AUTHENTIC KEK STATUES THESE ARE FAKE
Isaac Gonzalez
Holy shit guys! I think I just proved that any representation of Kek is acceptable to him. If my jank 4th grade art project can get quads then we can do no wrong when building idols.
Evan Mitchell
I just realized that the last rope symbol are twisted threads
Easton Young
Kek speaks through you!
Jose Jones
too soon
Gabriel Gray
>bonded stone
>magic
uh huh
Nathaniel Clark
Cables brother. The cables that connect us and allow us to spread our meme magic.
Carter Mitchell
OH SHIT KEK IS MAD
Ethan Lee
That's just how some screenshots look m8
Jason Perez
That ID
Hunter Myers
I meant to quote you for that ID
Brody Walker
No, we post on threads
Daniel Cruz
All statues are authentic if you believe they are. That being said its obvious by that
making your own gives you Kek's favor.
Ian Walker
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Jordan Bell
Thanks for the tips newfag.
Juan Baker
yea the price is a meme you geniuses
anyone can sell on amazon by just making a seller profile
that's why it's stupid to buy from amazon unless it's ship and sold from amazon or fulfilled by amazon
Caleb Lewis
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