Worst Job Thread

>be me
>marines
>iraq
>2006
>job was to cremate medical wastes
>literally a dump yard for human parts
>officially called "unassorted remains"
>lots of amputations
>some torso
>load bodies on conveyor belt
>they go into a furnace
>do this shit for hours
>sometimes alone
>for months
>smells like burnt hair all the time
>do it for a year
>go back to US and drink
>have zombie nightmares all the time

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So how does this prove the Holocaust didn't happen?

too bad you didn't get killed by mujaahiden here faggot

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So, you worked the graveyard shift?

Wow I feel so bad for you, you truly are a hero user!
>not

>obligatory roachpost

>>>r/thedonald

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literally.

with the number of bombing victims in iraq during the war it was a constant stream of parts

the money was good right?

did it for the college money

You would know them, wouldn't you, you Islamic cockroach?

22k a year

12 hour shifts 7 days a week

so about less than min wage

Without a doubt the worst job I ever had was working as a substitute public school custodian when I was trying to work my way through college by taking odd jobs.

>one day get sent to a school for the kids too retarded for special ed in regular school
>either too violent due to uncontrollable tard rage (school had padded cells) or severe health issues
>one classroom looked like a hospice center where people go to die, no desks just beds surrounded by medical equipment all facing a chalkboard
>have to spend the day mopping up tard fluids and at the end of the day empty out all the diaper bins that were literally overflowing with liquid shit
>the custodian who worked there full time literally told me most of those kids would be better off dead... like five minutes after meeting me
>couldn't help but notice how empty behind the eyes he was, probably from cleaning after the beasts for so long

I quit about a week after that.

I'm sorry you had to do that user

But why a conveyor belt?

Couldn't they just throw them in a pile,cover it in gas and burn it? Seems like a lot of extra work for the same result

at least you had the choice to quit

Sounds awesome.

>Couldn't they just throw them in a pile,cover it in gas and burn it? Seems like a lot of extra work for the same result

easier ash collection

plus gas is needed for vehicles

coal works fine

I did the math on sub duty once.
made 1.90/hr after benefits.

Why not feed them to prisoners ?

There's so many extra uses!

>dat tag

fuck me man I would of joined the insurgents at that point fucking hell

>sub duty

that some brutal duty

I wasn't trying to get in a dick measuring contest with you, Marinebro. Just sharing a shitty story (no pun intended) going with the theme to move the thread along.

For what it's worth I did a few tours in Iraq with the Army. Got stuck with a few really bad details over there but none close to yours, so my sympathies.

at least they let me use my ipod nano

disco inferno was one of the tracks on it

no harm intended

you were right to get fuck outta there

i didnt reenlist either

I thought about ending it on watch a few times but if I were in your shoes, I probably would have done it.

You are a stronger man then me.

jesus. and im assuming you get absolutely no say in being able to switch details? and what happened that you got put on that detail, did you just piss off a CO that much or luck of the draw?

I cant understand why they would get a marine to do that shit not some regular army idiot . so glad I didn't join the army back in 07 like I planed our governments use us for their masters .

my dad always said.

>everything is temporary
>just do your time and move on

he was a gunners mate on a destroyer in vietnam

we have are own areas of operation

you cant just leave parts in the desert for the birds

wouldnt look good on tv

Are you me?
My dad was a gunny on an LST and said the same thing. It makes a lot more sense now.

be glad for everyday you aint in

Should've joined the Chair Force and stay comfy in an office, user. That's what I did but the worst part is that I don't have any "war stories" to tell other than banging random whores who were married to deployed cunts.

i was literally picked out of a hat

good luck trying get someone to trade places

Based job.

If only you weren't a weak cuck. The experience itself was a test of your fortitude, and sadly you did not cut the mustard.

The one thing I loved about basic training in ausfag army was being able to meatgaze in the showers kek.

I love cock

He got through, didn't he?

i got to fuck in Al Udeid for R&R

some army slut

it was a good 5 days

eggs to order in the chow hall

shit was cash duty

Hi Ottomanlet

im still truckin faggot

How much ash did this produce and what was done with it afterward?

Asbestos abatement

I am.

How much longer you got and are you going to reup?

How do I get a job with a chair.

been done for years.

getting that sweet diploma


it got trucked off by contractors

i guess its useful

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bone_char

Debatable. Having nightmares because you had to burn chunks of meat, should OP have nightmares over the weekend BBQ too?

You need to rationalize your experience. Free yourself from the burden of association. You were doing a job. A job someone had to do. You're stronger for it, you are alive, you didn't suffer any actual physical damage and all implied mental trauma is an illusion.

You think wild animals out in nature become crippled with trauma because they witnessed a bear eat their kin?

And we're the dominant fucking species on the planet to boot, you're stronger than a deer, so get over it.

Your subconscious is looking for resolution, so give it to yourself and you will be free.

Jesus is it that bad? I'm enlisted right now to go to the Navy, was gonna go sub, never thought it was one of those branches that left people feeling suicidal.

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I worked in a woman's clothing store for a year in college, don't feel bad man

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bone_ash

sorry this is the right one

Did you ever find anything cool in their pockets?

DO YOU DUMB FUCKS REALLY BELIEVE THAT THE US MILITARY WOULD BURN DEAD SOLDIER BODIES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT? HOW FUCKING STUPID ALL OF YOU HERE ARE

Are you a twinky little faggot or on the bigger side? If the former, post boipucci.

thats a probably good way of looking at it

Mortician

what pockets?

Thats good to hear. I really hope you do well. Whats the degree in?

It really all depends on how you deal with stress and knowing that everything wants to kill you all the time and you can only sleep when you are dead.

why are you fucks giving us the worst name ever?

I assumed the parts would still have clothes on, like if it's a severed pair of legs they'd still be in pants.

except you dont get to go home after work is done for the day.

you sleep on-site

how much do you drink daily?

Education. TESL cert too.

dog grooming. I meet women though.

I have noticed that Edu is really popular for Marines. What made you want to go in to it?

Is that for Sub or Navy in general? I don't know if you had a bad deployment but my indicator for a Navy vet/active is that they are always happy or easy going, including my parents and friends. All Navy vets it seems talk fondly of their service and enjoyed their time, unless shit has changed really recently.

most parts come from the shock surgery trauma platoons.

others dont have much but burnt rags semi-attached

usually a sixer. a twelve on weekends with some hard liquor

That sounds comfy as fuck user, literally burning shitskins for money

no way that's actually a real turkish person they don't have access to any computers there. just a guy using a proxy to make his flag turkish

I was a 92M in the Army. Mortuary affairs specialist. Job wasn't too bad. I actually liked the work. You are right though, HRs have a distinct smell to them that never leaves your memory. Thats why some people prefer to put a little bit of vapor rub under their noses before we work.

i did training when i cycled back.

attached to NBC platoon

that or cigarettes

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Body parts, not bodies. Medical waste is a serious issue in country.

>not wearing reflective belt

>human parts

>get paid trip to the far East
>complain about it

For subs. the envrioment is very diffrent. If a sub is going 10 knots at 600f., this is normal. If a ship is doing 10 knots at 600ft, it has sunk.

Everything that keeps you alive is either at 3k psi or flamable and you only have so much air.

>fun fact. if there is flooding while submurged you will not drown. The pressure will build up in the remaining atmosphere and, if your head doesnt explode first, will catch fire from the diesel effect.
This is just one of many cases of how you could die with only a maximum of 3 inches of HY80 between you and literally tons of pressure.

we called it the retard strap

Son, I hate to inform you that when a large bomb falls from an airplane. Not much is left of people. Usually just feet and occasionally a torso.
Just look on liveleak for video: isis bombs iraqi unit.
Literally feet and arma just laying around.
Do you think you can identifywhose arm went with a guy that got liquified by a 500lb bomb?

Oh, that sucks.

Was this the MOS you signed up for?
And if so, was all this in the job description?

If you are subjected to random drug tests, you have a mcjob.

>Iraq
>far East
pick one

what base is this
vbc must have had three morgues, i oly spent time at the one next to the airfield

>3381

it was not in the job description for a cook

near TQ

muh zombie memriz

take a low dose of a weak ssri and move to a state where you can get medical marijuana

I haven't dreamed in 7 years

Fuck, man.
So you just ended up with "cremation duty" ? How did that happen?

I'm going in as an Aircraft Structural Repairer in the army, my basic starts next month.

This is what I hate about Sup Forums. To many call of duty kids. They are so unappreciative of everything they have. They live like kings compared to iraqi kids.
And how do they respond?
100% violence, and hostility. If they had to live a week in the middle east. They would come home and never run their spoiled brat mouth again.

Is that actually porn of the actress?

dont know bout the army

but in the marines MOS is pretty flexible for duty

>le rifleman first meme

Did you ever just get severed penis is or like just the pussy and ass and nothing else?

i think its just a picture of her, a sexsy one

The male penis is really just a muscle and skin. Its going to be the first to go. Torsos, and legs have large bones. They last.

nobody keeps track of penises unless their attached to bodies

might as well be a flap of skin

Underrated

lol

What where the other people you worked with like?

Let me explain my situation.

>be me, rich kid with wealthy parents
>colossal fuck up during teen years, addicted to alcohol and heroin, dropped out of high school, regularly stole from parents, in and out of rehab until I was 19
>parents didn't know what to do with me, so they sent me to live with my uncle 200 miles away
>uncle is a mortician and owns his own funeral home
>he pretty much forces me to get back life on track, eventually get a GED, go to mortuary school, get apprenticeship then license

Fast forward 6 years

>completely desensitized to death, joke constantly about organs falling out during embalming, absolutely no respect for them see them as a hunk of meat not a person
>hate fat people 500x more precisely because they bloat up and are more difficult to work with
>lose almost all sexual curiosity for beautiful women because regularly have to explore every orifice of their bodies and it starts meaning nothing
>no I did not fuck them, security cameras on 24/7 in embalming room plus it's just disgusting to have sex with essentially frozen meat
>became completely apathetic and possibly sociopathic, hard time adjusting to reality when I quit
>10 years of my life was spent treating dead human beings like extremely well preserved hunks of flesh
>mfw now an activity director at an assisted living home

When I stayed with my uncle his house was literally down the block from the funeral home. I had the zombie nightmares too man, but I'm more psychologically fucked because of the apathy aspect than anything. I'm a rare case, most morticians I've worked with are genuinely nice people you could invite to dinner with your family, my uncle included. Redpilled as fuck too

>hey user look at the schnozz on this kike
>don't bother with that nigger stiff user u might get lead poisoning courtesy of Jamal's gangbanger homies