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1. Bundesliga:

Friday 20:30
Freiburg - Hamborg

Saturday 15:30
Bayern - Hannover
Bremen - Stuttgart
Hoffenheim - Leipzig
Leverkusen - Dortmund
Mainz - Augsburg

Saturday 18:30
Schalke - Köln

Sunday 15:30
Berlin - Frankfurt

Sunday 18:00
Wolfsburg - Mönchengladbach

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Hello Bundesliga.

2. Bundesliga:

Friday 18:30
Bielefeld - St. Pauli
Heidenheim - Kaiserslautern

Saturday 13:00
Duisburg - Fürth
Kiel - Düsseldorf
Nürnberg - Sandhausen

Sunday 13:30
Bochum - Union Berlin
Darmstadt - Regensburg
Dresden - Aue

Monday 20:30
Ingolstadt - Braunschweig

moin

moin

hello

world cup draw today

Moin

Looking forward to it

how does it feel being the sp00ky team of pot 3

Daniel Adlung just said Munich is more blue than red

I prefer being underestimated to being overestimated, but any kind of attention is always good.

Sascha is the GOAT

Felix Magath’s contract with Shandong Luneng will not be extended.

folter-felix to bvb confirmed

Happy Shareholder Payday!!!!

Is there anything better than your favorite football club sharing its profit with you?

can't wait to see Freiburg being crapped on later

the draw starts at 04:15pm (ZDF)

Based Sascha

>3x UEFA

Löw's silhouette will never not be funny

yes I know. would be nice though.

Chad Goretzka vs Virgin Löw.

I think the worst are the North African teams. They are no-names but they play the matches as if their lives dependend on it, that's something our Schönwetterfussballer can't handle (see 2014).

ReinVARd looks exactly the same in every picture. Scary!

Schland
Urgay
A fucking island
OZcunts

bestest group

...

>My master, Sauron the great, bids thee welcome.

>Der Bayern-Stürmer verriet, dass er früher große Probleme mit seinem Selbstbewusstsein hatte: „Als ich aus Polen wegging, hatte ich jede Menge Komplexe – wie wahrscheinlich jeder polnische Mann –, dass ich aus Polen komme und deswegen nicht so gut bin wie andere."
wew

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>"RL9. Der Weg zum Ruhm"
>Bachelor Thesis
>by Robert Lewandowski

Michael Laudrup: sold out to Qatar
Brian Laudrup: sold out to betting companies
Peter Schmeichel: sold out to Russia and betting companies.

Once again confirming that Preben Elkjær, Frank Arnesen, Soren Lerby and Jan Molby are the real heroes of Danish football.

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>complexlet turned narcissist
Sounds familiar

(((Danes)))

This

Shakespear already warned us of these crooked backstabbers in Hamlet

"""Shakespear"""

I have a shakespear in my pants

more like shartspear lamo

Deswegen hast du keine Freunde in der Schule, Sören

rude

>„Wir haben kein Datum festgesetzt, bis zu dem sich Leon entschließen muss. Wir wollen ihn nicht unter Druck setzen. Doch ich denke, dass im Laufe der Winterpause eine Entscheidung fällt. Nicht so lange warten zu wollen, wäre ja auch für ihn und andere Vereine von Interesse“, zitiert die ‚Bild‘ den Schalker Sportvorstand.
>Dabei, so stellt Heidel klar, sind die Fronten abgeklärt. Nachverhandlungen mit Blick auf das lukrative Angebot für Goretzka werde es nicht geben.

schaaaahlkee
nuuuuuhl fieeeeer

DENMARK PACK DEINE BRÜSTE EIN
DENMARK ZIEH DIR BITTE ETWAS AN

>Felix Magath wird seine Tätigkeit in der China Super League bei Shandong Luneng Taishan beenden. Wie der Klub aus Jinan am Freitag mitteilte, wird der auslaufende Vertrag mit dem deutschen Coach trotz dessen "effektiven und befruchtenden" Engagements nicht verlängert.

More like Schalke Fier Fier

I'd "befrucht" Denmark if you know what I'm saying

I would kill denmark if you know what I'm saying.

Magath zu Dortmund?

It would be kino.

diese drecksnigger und kanacken mit ihrem arschfickerchef und seiner schwulencombo sind nicht mein deutschland!

this but unironically

thorben and sören pls

Fynn-Jerome Mutumbo geh zurück in dein Bimboland

Deutschland den Deutschen uezs

und Ostpreußen auch

Ach Miro

wie hast du dich verkauft wie ne Hartgeldnutte

Are we all watching the World Cup draw

yes

Which channel?

zdf

portugal spanien

nice

why maradona has two watches?

Mexico nice

Is Lewandowski dare I say.....Der Stürmer?

DAS RITE

Was hoping we would get Brazil and England in our group. None of the groups look all that exciting so far to be honest.

rip in piece Irohn

France, Denmark, Peru.
Not too bad, eh

Round of 16 against Argenina tho

>Sweden
meh

FUSSBALLMAFIA FIFA

We’ll see...

What a lucky group for Russia!

MOVE ALONG GOY

Radio

>Australia
Looking forward to the match thread.

Good choice

boring groupd desu

>Russia-Saudi Arabia the opener
>us getting pumped the first game a la 2010
kill me

Yes

Radio 5 are already plotting our R16 opponents

>watching the normiefest that is the world "cup"

lol

Can England best the Cocainos?

>not getting hammered with friends at a nice summer evening while there also happens to be football on
ugh

>having ((((friends))))

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>brazil
Fuck

Yes but will they?

you can hang out with me and my friends in cologne and after the matches we shout UGH at ships that head down the rhine from northern direction :)

We will play Spain in the semi-finals most likely.

Fucking RIP. We won't win against Spain right now. The bayern fags have a mental blockade and let's be honest who else would carry.

>implying MUH BUYERN BLOCK is still relevant

They have like who? Müller? Neuer? Süle? Kimmich?

Dude, the entire german defense is Bayern.
> Neuer
>Kimich | Boateng | Hummels | Random shitter

inb4 you omply Boateng and Hummels are not the two best german defenders. If neither of them is rip they will play.

Argentina is just as likely imo

what a fucking cunt. I hope he suffers a slow and painful death by Schließmuskelkrebs.

youtube.com/watch?v=EqekSuj5HCo

reminder that he was /ourguy/

hmm...

just the religion of peace dude. you should be used to it already

autosage?

no

does this mean we have to talk about sports?

We can talk about the game coming up in just over an hour.
Hamborg will win again and start to claw their way back to the top of German football.

I'm less excited for this ¨¨¨match¨¨¨ than I was when for my wisdom tooth extraction a few years back

right, jann-fiete with a hat trick