Throw the ring in the fire Isildur

>throw the ring in the fire Isildur
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>and you other ring

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That wasn't very funny.

>Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul
>in english Gandalf!

Why didn't elrind throw Isildur into mount unhappy?

>nasty hobittses
>no they are good
>no, we take them to Her, she'll take care of them
>...
>they're behind me, aren't they?

>king of elves killing the king of men

that would go down well.

>"Isildur you must save countless people by killing Sauron forever!"
>"...No."
>"Oh... o-okay then..."

Why was Elrond such a cuck?

If Elrond pushed the King of Gondor in, it would be his word versus the entire angry kingdom of Gondor.

He could just say he slipped. Or he could tell the truth that isildurr was not nice

The power of the ring is only known in retrospect. They didn't know at that time what the ring was, what keeping it entailed, what it actually was.

That an Isildur was probably the mightiest man of the age, he would have torn Elrond a new asshole for even trying.

Literally no witnesses.

>Well the Eagles you see...
>folds the paper and pierces it with a pen
>they work like this

>it would be his word versus the entire angry kingdom of Gondor.

>Well the Eagles you see...
>do you hear that?
>what?
>nothing
>they work like that

>Itt muh head cannon

>Sourons spirit re-appeared for a second and Isildur and I fought it and managed to banish it forever but it pushed him into the lava and put all his valuables in my pockets and while he was falling he told me to tell his wife to bang the elf king

>Oh I wish Bilbo showed no mercy to Gollum and killed him
>Mercy? If he killed him he would be just like him

Isildur was his kin and you cant slay kin due to honor, unless you're a full on Noldcuck

Lord of the cliches when?

Don't forget to file a claim on the loss of your ring Isildur.

isildur's too hardcore,elf boy probably would lose.

>"There must... always be... a Witch King..."

What did she mean by this?

damn...

But that's probably true
If he had killed golum he would probably have become degenerated and twisted as he was
It's a maricle he remained so sane for years with the ring, it's all because of his purity, same with frodo
Notice that frodo starts to become more fucked after abandoning golum and renouncing Sam

>I'm getting you a new partner!
>You know I work best alone!
>this is Gimli

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There is a pretty funny Lotr parody dub thats pretty popular in Scandinavia. Wouldnt work to translate though but I know it would have pretty dank meme status if everyone on Sup Forums knew Swedish. Scandis knows what I'm talking about.

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>The power of the ring is only known in retrospect

You little dweeb. Gil-galad, Elrond and Cirdan knew of Sauron's treachery and the power of the one ring as soon as he put it on.

As i remember frodo wasn't as altered by the ring in the books. I could be wrong its been a while

The witch king of whatever's poison blade shanked him for it

>Notice that frodo starts to become more fucked after abandoning golum and renouncing Sam

I thought he did that because of the influence of the ring coupled with exaustion etc. Hobbits were just more reistant to its power in general. Bilbo probably didnt turn into an asshole because he barely ever used it and was also living a comfortable life in the Shire with no evil or hardship to influence his thoughts. Just my thoughts on it.

>This is the One ring, made by the Dark Lord Sauron
>how do you know that?
>We were partners back in the day

>Eowyn cuts her hair to blend in
>she suddenly has long hair again
for what purpose

I'm pretty sure every country has its own meme dubbed version of lotr and other popular movies

>"Damn it Frodo I have the taxman breathing down my neck!"

>"How do I know I can trust you, Sam?"
>"You don't."

WATCH IT ELROND

>One does not simply walk into Mordor
>...
>All right I'm in

Give me your sword and your ring

>How did you know that?
>I built the system

>aand your other pipeweed

Uh, you don't get to bring friends

>and your other ring

>that scene were Aragorn has to file extra an extra tax paper just because he didnt disclose his Numenorian ancestry before filing for a passport to enter Gondor
>literally ten whole pages discussing it

Tolkien really went into detail on the beuracracy of Middle Earth

>I built the black gate
ftfy

>"I heard you were the best, Tom Bombadil."
>"I don't do that shit no more."

>Ol' purple dank, the finest weed in the South Valley
What did Hackson mean by this? This wasn't in the books

>enter bilbos house
>doesent take off his shoes

>and your ankle ring

>"We need someone to break into Mordor, destroy the ring, and then get out again. Only one man for the job: Bilbo Baggins."
>"I dont do this shit no more. I have a suggestion though. Take Frodo."
>"How can we be sure he's as good as you?"
>"I trained him myself.."

>in the end, Isildor's greatest enemy was...
>himself

Fucking shirefats

Why would anyone trust a king who's tax policy is unknown?

>they leave bilbos house
>doesnt take on their shoes

>There's a way into Mordor... but you won't like it.

ah ah... let's not...BLOW...things out of proportion

If Elrond pushed the King of Gondor in the entire mountain would have fallen leaving no witnesses and no Eagle to save anyone

>Yes, yes, good work Uruk Hai...However

>"perhaps the real Lords of the Rings was the friends we made during the journey"
>"shut the fuck up Sam"

L o L

>why should we trust you?
>because I'm the best chance you got

KEK

>and the penis ring

>record scratch
>freeze frame
>heh, yep that's me
>i bet you're wondering how i got in this situation

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>to destroy the ring we must throw it into the fires of Mt. Doom
>how do you know that
>I designed it

>Retreat now, or we shall take your ships and break your ranks!
>You and what army?
>This army!

>And your other axe.

>one day away from retirement

>He's right behind me, isn't he

>this actually happened

>*record scratch*
>Yep, that's me. You might wonder how I ended up here.

>What's plan B?
>That was plan B.
>Well what's plan C?
>Fly the griffins to mordor.
>K let's do that.

>Go to Mount Doom and throw the Ring in there? It will take 6 months!
>You have 24 hours

>You and what army?
>This army!
youtube.com/watch?v=un-L3JbPIvQ

>*record scratch*
>Yep, that's me. You might wonder how I ended up here.

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>YOU CANNAE CHANGE THE LAWS OF PHYSICS GANDALF

>it all started on a fishing trip.
That's me there. No, on the right. Right.

Lol so gay GoT is better

>you

In the book not only is Isildur a superhuman (though granted not on the level of Elrond) he is surrounded by an Elite Bodyguard of similarly powerful superhumans. When he goes to drop the ring, Isildur has his bodyguards with him, making him virtually unattackable as Elrond would never have survived. Even if he did, the entire army of man was waiting outside for their King to return.

Elrond justifies this in the book by going something like "so much blood and been spilt that day I was not going to kill my friend and possibly die, only for my entire country, if not race, to be purged from the lands. I just hoped it'd be use wisely and then when it was lost hoped it'd remain hidden."

>I am too old for this shit.

>"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>*freeze frame*
>"Yup, thats me... Are you wondering how I ended up in this predicament? We'll have to go a wayyyy back..."
>*scene of Pippin giving Denethor a hairy footjob in the throne room*
>"Uh a bit further...."
>*scene of him stealing entire bags of cherry tomatoes from the stalls in Gondor by royal decree*
>"Not that far!"

>"One ring to rule them all, and in the darkness bind them..."
>"IN ENGLISH DOC!"

>You're too close to this ring, Isildur! I'm taking you off the quest!

IT AIN'T ME
IT AIN'T MEEE

>We're not so different, you and I

Doesn't Star Trek not only completely disregard laws of physics, but even completely disregards it's own internal consistency.

>oh no, a super mega ultra Klingon/Romulan space ship!
>oh just fire our warp torpedoes at the same time we fire our lasers at ourselves, which we then focus through out shields and fire it at the enemy ship
>oh it worked lol
>yay we win!

People shit on TNG for making Picard solve with diplomacy what would ultimately have been easier with warfare and people shit on Voyager for the opposite, but it's better than deus ex machina of the week.

fuck off nerd nobody gives a shit about your space wars

>"Wow, first a cave troll... now this? What the fuck were you guys up to in this mine, Gilmi?"
>"Uh oh... spaghetti-os!"
>*laughtrack*

Daily reminder than Denethor going mad is one of the saddest things about the books and the film, something completely ruined by the way he dies in Hacksons ''''''''films'''''''''''.

I was shitting on Star Trek, but well done for formulating a sentence.

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>"All right Shelob. We can do this the easy way, or the hard way."
>*screeeeee*
>"Heh... I was hoping you'd say that. Hard way it is then."

>"Dance off Sauron! You and me! Lets go!"

How about a magic trick? I'm gonna make this wall disappear...

Its an orc eat orc world... And im the fucking urukhai

It's nearly twenty years since the LOTR movies first released, how close are we getting to the inevitable remake?

kek