We all know about "le pacey black man on the wings", but what are some other meme positions you can think of?
We all know about "le pacey black man on the wings", but what are some other meme positions you can think of?
sweeper keeper
le trequartista
Tall white goalkeeper
Manlet hispanic midfielder
>le american goalkeeper
Their all time XI would be mostly goalkeepers
le midfield enforcer tough guy
manlet spaniard midfielder
one-footed south american
le classy overrated italian defender
this
le cultured meme kicking technique midfielder
>hispanic
Hispanic is such a stupid word.
>spaniard
There we go, I'd also accept Latin.
>le do the dirty job man
Run a lot but don't do anything special german man aka raumdeuter
the once in a lifetime blooter jap/korean
>le quarterback playing unnecessary hollywood balls
>le eastern european striker signed in the summer but never gets in the team
>le ball playing centre half
>le wingback
>le run a lot asian man
>big lad and small lad strike combo
>le makelele role
>le false nine
the token asian guy in epl teams for shirt sales in asia
>le tall CB scoring occasional goals on corner
>le run around a lot nignog CB/DM (see Kante)
>le CB moved up to striker for the final minutes as plan B (see Pique, Javi Martinez)
>le dutch kick anything that moves DM (see van Bommel, de Jong)
>le can play every position in midfield but is extremely mediocre in all of them man (see Andre Gomes)
>le tall athletic black centreback
>le unathletic but experienced white centreback
damn son
> le back-passing central midfielder
>le dutch kick anything that moves DM (see van Bommel, de Jong)
my fav meme, strootman is next in line now that his knees are ded
>midfield destroyer
>the "like an american quarterback" role
>the "old fashioned number 9"
>le wide playmaker
>never to be found on the wing
>Manlet hispanic
Pretty redundant tbqh
>le 75th minute specialist substitution
>le signed to sell shirts in his asian home country
i'm looking at you, kagawa & park ji sung
Those aren't even great examples, they played a lot. Park ji sung was actually decent.
Arsenal have Asano and have had Park, never ever played but stayed for years to sell shirts
>le pass sideway CM
Henderson, Ander Herrera
cleverley
>le four season wonder man
>doesn't remember inamoto
Do you even obscure asian arsenal shirt salesmen?
>the 16 year old English wonderkid thats going to rule the world
Don't talk shit about Kanté you CUNT
>le roast beef goalkeeper
every British player ever
DONT POST IT
Country whose posters don't know anything about soccer, but their team makes it further than half of yours in the world cup
"Latin"s an even stupider word.
Is Quebec "Latin American"?
the """sentinel""" meme
even the whites in france look like fucking arabs now
fucking hell
They speak a latin language
>le cut inside man
>le invisible 88 minutes of the game AM
>le 17 year old english prodigy
>le winger with flair but doesn't actually contribute anything substantial
>le mediocre holding midfielder somehow starting in a midtable team
>le south american man with meme hair
>le super sub
>ozil
>all of them
>ronaldo
>xhaka
>neymar
Ball playing CB has to be the biggest meme, defenders getting rated on how well they can dribble and pass
>le
Why are we using reddit memes?
>le grumpy Italian who has to watch Australia and Iceland compete in the world cup
Le "pass sideways all game" midfielder
>implying we will watch this world cup
Das good touch for a big man striker
>implying you won't
>le strong striker who scores but thats it (Lukaku, Diego Costa)
Its going to be fucking fun man.
>typical italian summer + 2 games of football a day with zero stress attached to it. Sun, sea and memes
>le link play striker that never scores
You're looking for Mediterranean. France is mostly non-Mediterranean
(We're not either by position, but culturally we mostly are)
Die
>le angry chicano poster
Qt
>le middle aged english stars MLS(tm) retirement season
This is true
the late 20s former lower league English striker who gets promoted with his team and has 1 good season in the PL and gets in the national team because none of the other PL teams have English strikers
fuck off they're based
>le dribble with no end product man
I’m looking at you Isco
>le good engine man
>le popular in the dressing room man
>le good feet for a big man man
crouchy has genuinly good feet
>le wonderkid who will never accomplish anything
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