Why do people believe in vaginal orgasms?

Why do people believe in vaginal orgasms?

Because I've given many of them to many women.

Teenie-weenie baby peenie detected.

>OP probably thinks squirting is urine

hows it feel being 12 kiddo?

Because this isn't relevant

because porn and a real life seizure of a woman have huge differences

>squirting isnt urine

>t. Beavis

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>Because this isn't relevant

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It's easy

t. A guy who gave a virgin, nonporn watcher her first orgasm

/bread

Well it is and it isnt

Because she tightens up like crazy and really reacts?

But if women had sensitive sex nerves in their vaginas then child birth would be 1000x more painful.

Cheer up kid. Find a gf with a tighter cunt if your dick ain't doing it for the one you've got.

how old are you?

If they didn't have them they wouldn't masturbate.

Or make it slightly more pleasurable than if they didn't
Imagine taking a bowling ball hard shit
Now imagine taking it if the walls of your anus felt like your dick skin but could not be ripped or torn

cutting my dick isn't very painful, hitting my balls is

but hey guess what i dont stroke my balls for an hour to cum

Squirting is urine

Trust me I'm a whale biologist

>gf just went to take a piss
>squirting by the buckets 10 minutes later because of magic fingers and strong schlong

How does one magically conjure more urine when you just emptied your bladder?

M-m-m-my ex wouldn't have lied to me, would she?

Feminist poofter, next you'll be turning off the sports on tv to give her a foot rub you sickly cocksucker.

It is when it comes a dick turbo poofter

yes because urine is clear, comes from a different orifice than the urethra and is slimy and thick

Women's orgasms are just male orgasms. Like men have vestigial nipples, women have vestigial penises (the clitoris)

The reason why her pelvic muscles involuntarily contract is because the same thing happens when men orgasm. The prostate muscle tissue and the erectile muscle contract in order to despense the seven.

I know from experience that girl penis orgasms exist so i'm sure vaginal ones do too since they are both on girls.

The seven what? Centimeters of man meat?

did you give them big cums?

this guy gets it

Probably because you gf never went to take a piss

Because you don't have one

because my gf has one every time she rides my cock

reminder that it's scientifically proven women orgasm during childbirth

idk, probably because I had one yesterday. The g spot is a wonderful thing. It was so strong I almost fainted. I prefer them over clit orgasms as, for me, they last longer.

Okay, and? I assume a vaginal orgasm is one caused by vaginal stimulation.

>inb4 dat's not possible!

Women or even men (with difficulty) can have climaxes without even being touched.

whale biologist

Remember, girls who masturbate in secret without having ever seen porn or the internet actually are doing it because they saw a meme once and are trying to attract men

>implying people lie because you can't satisfy your partner

So long as it helps you sleep at night mate

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>I assume a vaginal orgasm is one caused by vaginal stimulation

Literally scientifically impossible. And regardless of the deviant sex tricks you're talking about, women are not evolutionarily adapted to orgasm.

Its nothing more than a special "trick" some women can learn to perform.

I'm implying you lie becuase you're a loser mate

Fucking a few fat chicks doesn't make you a whale biologist you needy seppo.

Only black men are capable of giving me vaginal orgasms. Their dicks are bigger and just hit all the spots white guys can't. Not to mention they use their cocks better, I figure it's because they have more rhythm and athleticism, that's why they are much better dancers.

>Literally scientifically impossible.

Women can have orgasms during childbirth or horseback riding, please do not tell me having a penis in them can't do the trick.

>women are not evolutionarily adapted to orgasm.

You are attaching intelligence and purpose to evolution that does not exist.

nah don't fuck fatties on principal

>insecurity intensfies

Like I said, whatever floats your boat mate

So riding a horse stimulates the inside of their vagina?

How exactly do you normally ride a horse?

are you 9...

Lol what mate I'm just askin a simple question

They are resting on it via their crotch.

Presumably most female climaxes relate to the clitoris, but it doesn't have to receive direct stimulation.

Both my wife, and plenty of girls in general, however, have gushed about how great it is to be penetrated really deeply, and I don't have any particular theories as to all that.

In most porns it is though

>this thread

Then we fundamentally agree then?

All I am saying is men's orgasms are an adaption and a woman orgasming is a sexual deviant trick that is possible because male and female share the same fetal origins.

The same way men can lactate with enough effort.

Not true, Arab cock is better we're always circumcised and white or black men usually aren't and the foreskin gets in the way of proper sex. When the head is always exposed it rubs the pussy good

Why would they have sex if not? Why is there any doubt?

>we're

go learn to fucking bathe before even making a statement like this.

Because they exist. It's just that every woman is different, so sometimes you gotta change up your rhythm or angle. You can always tell when they fake, too. Their voice can lie, but their body temperature doesn't.

>he thinks girls masturbate

>foreskin gets in the way of sex
>this is what cutlets tell themselves

Arabs taught whites how to use a shower, we invented plumbing. Go throw a stick at your dinner

GTFO

Saying it is "deviant" attaches intelligence and purpose to evolution that does not exist. That you don't find utility in it is a fine opinion but just an opinion.

well I've caught quite a few in the act

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Men orgasm for the same reason, it causes women to have sex without having to be raped, which increased birth rates and thus spread like wildfire.

Dude. You can see it in almost LITERALLY EVERY porno ever made. Right before the doorbell rings and the pizza guy shows up.

And don't tell me they're doing it for money. Those videos are free online.

Arabs invented the shower sure, but the Germans perfected it.

Correct, females ONLY masturbate to attract men. Little girls who masturbate in a locked and shadowed room when their parents are gone for work? In case a pedo is watching. Grown women who masturbate using their back massage device when nobody is in the building? In case the NSA is watching.

Ancient Egyptians invented plumbing not Arabs.

Most male mammals (including apes and early humans) have backwards facing spikes on the glands of their penis that latches onto the walls of the vagina so that it is painful for the female to escape before ejaculation. Male dogs have a ball shaped feature on the base of their penis that engorges with blood during mating that causes the dogs to "tie" for the same purpose. Ducks have penises that lasso resisting females.

Nature is brutal and the vagina is just a birth canal.

Because you're a cuck faggot

cervix hitting are both painful and pleasurable. Aside that and the first 2-3 cm of it, vagina isn't quite senstive at all

Are you white? Every swede I've ever spoken with was brown

Well done.

Damn you're smooth.

>Ducks have penises that lasso resisting females.

kek

>I don't have any particular theories as to all that.

It's psychological.

Vaginal orgasms are incredibly rare because the average penis size is too small to properly satisfy the average woman. This is why they seek men with longer more thicker penises. This also is why the tend to gravitate towards black men due to the stereotype of them having larger penises.

Except that's all a porn/hollywood myth. Women simply don't orgasm because evolution didn't shape them that way.

You can keep repeating it all you want. You are incorrect.

>Porno
And you think women sit around their house in their underwear, don't you?

Women derive no pleasure from sex, only what they can gain from sex (e.g. money, children, the attention of alpha males, etc.)

Better question, why is the clitiris the most sensitive part of the vagina when it's outside of it, where only a portion of it is stimulatioed from penetration

wouldn't it make more sense for it to be moved further in as to allow a more direct contact during sex?

Apparently this is the case with pigs, who also have 30 minute orgasms.

TL;DR Pigs are more sexually evolved than people.

Read the thread and your question will be answered.

Clitorises ARE penises.

>In order to despense the 7
>he got an 8

so close user.

this

The clitoris and vulva are just vestigial penis tissue that was never activated by testosterone in the womb and are not anatomically related to the vagina at all.

The clitoris is a literally a penis, labia majora is a scrotum and the labia minora is what seals the phallus up and forms the urethra.

The vulva is a zygote penis template.

I know they're penises, but if female pigs can move them internally there isn't an excuse for humans.

They always fake it you moron

A regular penis can give a woman an orgasm. Their ability to climax is based on how much of a whore they are though.

If they need their cervix hit and to be "filled" to reach climax, you're dealing with a massive whore so you better escape before her gaping vag swallows up everything.

The human penis is already large enough relative to our body size, any larger and it will strain our hearts (I.E Jonnah Falcon has attested to this).

>have big dick
>can never find a woman who can take it all
>they say it hurts
>big dick is suffering

That's a contradiction though. If female orgasm has several ques, but the main one that's fixated is the vocalization. if they never existed, then men wouldn't become sexually excited by such vocalizations in the first place.

>sourcing jonnah falcon
yep, you definitely suffer from penis size anxiety issues if you have knowledge of jonnah falcon and use him as an argument.

He's brought up in every BBC shitpost leaf, he's a practically a Sup Forums meme.

and you got personal issues that you need to deal with

it's a small dick, relax chode

>he doesn't give his girls anal orgasms

Faggot

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>It begins
France and Britain deal with your son.

I think girls have started lying about not getting orgasms too

think about it

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