Character takes a shower

>character takes a shower
>only washes his hair

>character takes a shower
>doesn't jack off

>frog shitposter
>doesn't shower at all

>character takes a shower
>no slow-motion close-ups of his freshly shaven, smooth balls

/thread

>characters in the bathroom with the camera on the door
>hear a loud flush and the character instantly walks out the door

How do they wash their hands so fast?

>character takes a shower with eyes closed
>opens them
>jump scare

>Character takes a shit
>It doesn't take him half an hour
>He doesn't siphon the excess blood out of the toilet bowl and use it to make homemade black pudding

I liked edge of seventeen because it showed her trimmin her pussy hair

>character uses body wash
>it's not Irish Spring™

>character takes a shower
>doesn't spread ass cheeks with hands because he can't get the soap off his butthole

Does anyone only soap their ass, balls and armpits. Why would I need to scrub my shins, arms etc? I feel like the water steaming over them is good enough.

>character is in his bed alone under the covers
>doesn't fart intensively

I shampoo my hair and soap my dick, balls and armpits twice. That's about it.

>character takes a shower
>doesn't turn on the water before going in to ensure it's not too cold or hot

>character has a boiler and doesn't exclusively shower with cold water or sometimes mild warm water when the sun heats his water tank enough

dead skin cell accumulation, most noticeable in the areas where the shower water doesn't reach enough like the back of your legs and thighs, can turn into flakes if left unwashed for a while.

>Character taking a shit
>doesn't peel back the shower curtains to check for spooky shit first

>character takes a shit
>always has a full page newspaper or magazine to cover their genitals

Pleb-tier

they didn't

Fug I actually use Irish spring

Which one do you use, fäm?

Are you me?

Kek

American Beauty

kill yourself faggot

>character doesn't brush his teeth in the shower to save time

I'll never understand people who need to read in the toilet

Bearglove. It's the only Old Spice wash that doesn't smell like wood chips and ass.

>Character wets his tooth brush with hot water

>character takes a shit
>doesn't leave it to steam up from the shower

Alright my dude I'll check it out

>character takes a shit
>just sits on the toilet and does it without using an enema

>character brushes teeth dry

>character takes a shit
>doesn't cover the surface with toilet paper first to prevent water from splashing up

>character has a shower
>immediately lathers up hair and washes it as soon as they get in
>doesn't spend 45 mins thinking about life and re-imagining potential arguments with people until the water starts to get cold then quickly washes hair before it runs out

I only read if I'm taking a shit for longer than a few minutes, which is rare.

>character takes a shit
>doesn't sit on the toilet for 30 minutes without flushing so he can smell his loaf while shitposting on Sup Forums from his cellular phone

stop wasting water faggot

>character takes a shower
>doesn't play music and lip sync in the mirror

I have a bucket next to my toilet that is filled with comics.
Keeps my mind off my hemorroids and the idea of what my asshole looks like after all these years of eating shitty food and sitting on the computer.

>character pisses in the shower
>he aims at the drain

>running out of hot water
What kind of a 3rd world country do you live in?

I have never had that happen to me.

>his hot water lasts longer than 10 minutes

look at Mr.Moneybags over here.

>character doesn't poop during the shower and shove the shit down the shower drain with his foot.

>character doesn't pee in the sink
What the fuck Hollywood?!

>character needs to pee
>steps out of the shower instead of just peeing into the drain

>character sleeps in bed next to someone

a-are you me?

>doesn't spend 45 mins thinking about life and re-imagining potential arguments with people

>not aiming for the drain

>capeshit movie
>bad guy aims gun as capeshit character
>capeshit character bends barrel into a knot

>character takes a shower
>doesn't cry and silent scream for a while
>doesn't squat while putting his hands around his face while rocking back and forth

seriously

>character is in loving relationship with a pretty woman
>character has a succesful career

name one time this happens that isn't superman, wonderwoman, a parody or a cartoon

>Character takes shower
>doesn't lay on the shower floor and take take a shower nap

>Character takes a shower
>Doesn't aim the showerhead straight to his asshole and sprinkles it with a hot stream

Seriously did those writers even take a shower once in their lives?

>character takes shower
>doesn't take off cape

Harry Potter

>not using dove™

Kill yourself my man

>Harry Potter
>capeshit
Every retarded film isn't magically (pun intended) capeshit

Robocop you fucking queer

>not using goat soap
Faggot.

>implying robocop isn't a parody

Having satirical elements doesn't mean it's a parody.

>MC is a super hero with super special powers
>he literally wears a cape

>satirical elements
>aka the entire film
what did he mean by this?

>not recognising the the difference between parody and satire.

what is the line ''Bitches leave'' a parody of?

>character has a shower
>doesnt clean his asshole with the shower head on full stream

>character takes a shit
>doesn't go through a roll of toilet paper while getting frustrated that the shit isn't getting cleaned out and now there is blood on every wipe

>he doesn't use a bidet or wet wipes

you chose this

>It doesn't bring him to orgasm

who doesnt spread their ass cheeks in the shower? how else are you gonna clean your asshole?

depends of the heating system of your home, many houses have hot water "balloons" that can withstand like 4 normal length showers then take a couple hours to fill up again.

>capeshit movie
>is literally the exact same premise as every single other capeshit movie in existence
>capeshit movies keep getting made and planned for at least the next decade

I don't know if it's funny or sad but the Winter Solider movie was a straight up rip-off of the Winter Soldier animated film that came out a couple years earlier.

...

>showering
>need to shit but it's too cold to get out
>shit into hand and throw it to the toilet
>miss
>leave it until the next morning

Like Logan?

jesus, man

Kek

where do you think you are?

i was wondering where the upvote button was for a second lol

>character wakes up
>doesn't desperately try to fall back asleep for another 5 hours to ward off the anxiety attacks
it's not even realistic bros

hmmmm. Even though it looks like a lot of these have folded, Cinema is well and truly dead.

>character takes a shower
>washes his face and hair with a bar of soap

>character gets out of shower
>puts their shirt on without drying themselves

kek

T H I S


Who the fuck does this?

>not washing your hands on the fresh water flowing into the toilet

Why waste extra at the sink?

>whilst thinking about tommy lee jones in the fugitive

>character turning on laptop
>doesn't jack off

kill yourself queer

>not drugging yourself to sleep every night.

>Character is on the toilet
>Doesn't browse Sup Forums

>character takes a shower
>lathers soap on his body
>puts same lathery soap in hair too

Do people in TV land not use shampoo and conditioner?

I take 15mg of melatonin every night. I don't think it's healthy for my brain because it's a hormone but it's the only way I can sleep for 12 hours straight. I wish I was able to find a heroin dealer but I wouldn't know where to start.

I shower in like 6 minuets and I'm 6'2 200.


you fagets like warm water or something

the effect of melatonin doesn't scale up with increased doses. All that does is increase the chance of side effects like headache and grogginess when waking up.

You only need to use a fraction of a pill for full effect, in reality.