Tfw only people i consider my friends are anons on a website

>tfw only people i consider my friends are anons on a website

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*poot*

but i dont like you

>tfw my only friend was my grandfather and he died two years ago

this website is a bunch of numales and sjws.

you consider these people your friends?

This. I'm not you friend OP

>friends

I'm ok with you OP.

The kind of people who shitpost on an anonymous film board 1) have a similar interest and 2) don't care for social credibility.

This makes the community very interesting and its members more alike than you think.

I'll only be your friend if you let me suck your willy everyday.

>make nearly six figures at 24 at a piss-easy programming job with a Fortune 500 company
>still haven't enjoyed my life at all since I graduated high school
>moved back in with my parents since I had absolutely zero social interactions outside of work when I was living on my own and started to go crazy from the isolation

Protip: Save up a fortune and laugh baronically at your ever-increasing brokerage account balances.

don't listen to everyone else OP

I'm your friend

we all in this together

shit son, care to share any comfy grandpa tales? mine passed at 97 (the other died in jail from god knows how many counts of rape):

>grandpa starts talking about the printing press
>tries to explain a new technology from 'the japs'
>something about burning it into the paper
>uses beams and lights
>realize after half an hour he's describing laserjet printers
>which have been out for like 8 years

I long for a deep connection

but I can't get that out of friends

friends are there for the happy times

if they are good, for the sad times too

I can't get that out of a woman either

people are afraid to get completely naked

I'm too

I just want someone to whisper to me

we won't be okay

but that's alright

take my hand

uhh, you don't get to have friends.

Too far bruh

alot of loyalty for a shitposter

Well, we'll always be here.

Have you heard about the prophet Muhammad before, brother?

You don't get to bring friends

Kill yourself faggot

hay un amigo en mi, OP.

Fuck off reddit.

>started to go crazy from the isolation
Fucking normal fags

>do a triple four major in stem, computer language, english and architecture
>100 billion starting
You guys haven't seen nothing yet, get on my level kek.

>computer language

>computer language

reacted to that and not stem or triple four

This is Reddit now bitch

>TFW I used to smoke pot, drink alcohol and go partying in bars and have loads of friends

>TFW now my only friends are Anons on Sup Forums


I fight competitively as a boxer because I thought it'd help me to rebuild my social life. Turns out all the other fighters are just as lonely as me; they're down training every weeknight and able to stick to their diets for upcoming fights because they have no friends also. Grills aren't as impressed by being a fighter as you'd expect also.

Yeah that's what's weird about that post

are you circumcised?

No I have no friends.
Im a lone wolf.

I fight for myself and no one.
A true soldier.
With no one holding me back.
I am free.

there is literally nothing wrong with reddit

People just never liked me, and well I didn't like them. So that's how it turned out.

Not yet.

Why do you com here then?

can i watch you fight anywhere user i want to cheer you on

>he has to use interface devices to interact with computers

They are not my friends.

Damn it has been a while since I last saw that guy.

RIP in peace, Brian

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>Grills aren't as impressed by being a fighter as you'd expect also.
You deserve this life user.

>Damn
fuck off nigger