So what now? Who are >we supposed to root for?

So what now? Who are >we supposed to root for?

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NIPPON

Please support us big strong american

We root for the only white country still left in tournament.

We are not white.

you are supposed to stay the fuck away from this board.

Root for Perú or else...

CHI

what do you mean?
I thought you mexicans were in the World Cup.

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i got tunisia

Kys wh*Te subhuman

Watch a good sport instead

Argentina

The anglosphere, obviously

So Iceland?

For you guys its simple you hate Russia and you hate Mexico so you cheer for every country that plays against them.

>that flag
literally mexico 2.0

>you hate Russia and you hate Mexico

That's wrong you fucking Libyan.

England unironically and for upsets

>Switzerland
why.jpg

Yes we do. Fuck off, Nikolai

iceland

>Agreeing with a wop

Take this

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ABM

Always root for Iceland

youtu.be/i55DZTnTtGI

I was gonna root for Mexico until I saw this on fox deported

I'm rooting for Brazil to win and for a wildcard I'm thinking England.

Anyone but Mexico, or you will be automatically taken as a dirty Chicano scum

Peru are the only good guys

delete sir

The countries with good teeth and no terrorism.

I'm rooting for Russia. #basedputin

If you dislike Mexicans you should root for us

got Mexico but rooting for the frogs

I like Mexicans and Sweden seems like a bunch of faggots so

You've got Mexico lmao

Im rooting for england and iceland.

Might as well since your people will be going for nigge- I mean nigeria

pathetic attempt at banter. be better.

This thread is the most biased shit I could have ever seen

Root for Aussies and Nazis.

That's what I'm doing.

Why do Americans boast about every heritage except the most prevalent one, English?

No one in their right mind would openly admit their Pakistani ancestry

Rooting for Colombia cause I’m 25% Colombian

Forgotten with time. Not many are pure WASP.

For me, it's the dentists.

Don't worry Australia, I was rooting for you in the Play-Off against Honduras and I will keep rooting for you.

Most Amircans are German descendants until the Mexicans surpass us in few years.

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I got spain

>us
also that's not true

Tobago and Trinidad

oh wait they didn't even qualify

Thanks m8 we appreciate it

Nigeria it is

you wish you were as white as us

Acid attacks have a way of bleaching the skin after all

there is literally a mass shooting in america most days, you silly mutt

Root for the winners. It's coming home la.

someone needs to do something about all those British tourists after all. Their horrendous poo breath is killing the trees here.

>Could make some noise
>Panama
lol

Uruguay and japan

>american banter

Pathetic desu

...

egypt inshallah

Nobody. Just watch what interests you as a neutral observer.

Only nu-males will do that.

tfw Switzerland

Iceland for me. I hope they can deliver.

Just nutted on myself a lil desu

>le 56% amerinigger

he said white

For Costa Rica obviously

I don't like Argentina though

>he doesn't filter all soycer threads on Sup Forums
baka

>Costa Rica
They can have the second place

English are only in the northwest corridor. Everywhere else its german and dutch.

same my dude

Got MEXICO

It's a combination of two factors.

1. Most Americans of English descent have been here so long that they unironically write "American" when you ask their ethnicity on the census. People named Bill Jackson, Thomas Williams, etc.

2. Being English is not cool. It's the default. It's boring. To be a special snowflake you have to be from somewhere else. Which is why Jack Jones will say "I'm German" because he has one german grandparent. In 1980, 40 million Americans claimed English ancestry. In 2010, 20 million Americans claimed English ancestry. Unless there was some kind of Anglo-American genocide, it's down to idiots misrepresenting their own heritage deliberately.

>Most Amircans are German descendants
No we aren't. It's a meme almost on par with WE WUZ KANGZ.

>only in the northwest corridor

I assume you mean northeast, but even still, all the white people in the deep south, who overwhelmingly have English names....what do you think their ethnicity is, exactly?

Literally the whitest country on earth.

well ok

I kinda like Poland I guess, sure why not

Please Messi, win the world cup and ascend to godhood pls....

Not us we need your memes of hatred and jealousy.

Australia and Iceland obviously. Australia is America's most loyal ally and we actually tend to poll well in favorability there. Iceland so they can poor little white boi England again.

for me, it’s DANMARK

>Aushitlia
They are the worst rated team in the world cup
>Iceland.
bandwagoner hipster choice.
For me, it's Peru

Nigeria
Nigeria is a perfect fit for you. Chelsea playmaker Victor Moses led Nigeria in scoring in qualification and will try to lead his country to its first World Cup quarterfinals.

FUCK OFF

As an American, you ought to lend yourself to our oldest and best friend (and the one with the most qts): France

Any team with majority Eplel shitters/players are fucking awful to watch. Im just gonna enjoy watching the big teams like Germany, Argentina, Brazil, Spain and France steamroll everyone else with good footy

for me, it’s the Nigeria Super Eagles

>France
If I wanted to cheer for an african team, Id just go for Senegal or Egypt.

le ebin they are BLACK prais kek borther

You're not supposed to watch the WC and fall for russian propaganda that makes their country look good. You're government created the perfect conditions for that by not qualifying and planning their own little tournament. Play along and celebrate your national teams "epic" revenge win against T&T as if you had won the WC like the good american citizen you are.

No one, we literally won't even know the tournament is happening

The only reason we knew the last world cup was happening was because some bars actually had people inside them at noon, and people walking by wondered what some were watching. Then kept moving along with their lives because soccer is SHIT

No, we're not. We're not even the worst Asian team in the World Cup. Little wonder you lot lost to Tapioca and Tabasco

No, you are really fucking shit and need to get a grip. Needing pens to beat Hondurass at home is embarrassing and we murdered those spics 6-0 easily. Never again will I ever force myself to watch a Poopeelia game.

>pick the exact same options two times
>get two different countries
>538

>Current Asian Champions
>Use a B-team the whole way through qualifying (which ran from 2015) and drew a couple of games, had to deal with cheating Saudis and still qualified against a team that placed higher than (you)
>Ranked 20 places higher than Korea and Japan

But sure, we're the worst team at the World Cup.

I mean you guys definitely suck, but yeah saying you're the worst is pretty unfair.

Seething ameriniggers, everyone.