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UFC 218 Embedded Vlog Series
Episode 1 - youtube.com/watch?v=pMdi4vCtOvQ
Episode 2 - youtube.com/watch?v=XMAMyhK-CHg
Episode 3 - youtube.com/watch?v=LYtvX3TWeII
Episode 4 - youtube.com/watch?v=X1ohoUiNHGQ
Episode 5 - youtube.com/watch?v=MN7DtmjSx9I

TUF 26 Fight of the week
#1 Roxanne Modafferi vs. #12 Sijara Eubanks
rutube.ru/video/1b7f165a14fc91449e31dd52a63e5915/

>Aussie & Fancy Breakdown UFC 218
youtube.com/watch?v=q24qln1SFZ4

/mma/ News:
>Sijara Eubanks hospitalized, Roxanne Modafferi to fight Nicco Montaño for UFC flyweight title
mmafighting.com/2017/11/30/16720960/sijara-eubanks-hospitalized-roxanne-modafferi-to-fight-nicco-montano-for-ufc-flyweight-title

>Conor McGregor showed up late to court for speeding, and the judge was pissed off
mmajunkie.com/2017/11/conor-mcgregor-upsets-judge-late-to-court-speeding-citation

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This is the thread

Fucking thread wars

Almost as good as the jade thread. This is the thread boys!

>it is what it is
>it's just a fight
Has there ever been a more lacklustre group of fighters on one card?

>Joe: What did you mean by that?
>Max: It is...what it is.

>it is what it is
that really isn't the killer line they're selling it as

post yfw reem retires tomorrow

>thread wars

Go make a pedo thread you fag

Fucking dumbest yank phrase ever

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its not tho because when isnt it what it is?

>tfw ngannou keeping my shit oc alive
been meaning to make a new one

You're new?

exactly

You go to sleep Saturday night.
You will sleep.

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Exactly, it is what it is my guy

EUROPEAN STAND UP

>Slicker than snot on a doorknob

Not even close buddeh.

>it is what it is

...

Montano vs Modafferi
O’Malley vs Ware
Honchak vs Murphy
Spicely vs Meerschaert
Bennett vs Fabian
Soto vs Johns

It literally is what it is.

Anyone who thinks this phrase is dumb is an obvious brainlet.

>Flat out like a lizard drinking

Probably our shittiest. Means you're busy.

Somebody webm the translators tits

It's actually one of the three logical absolutes that form the basis for simple logic.
1. Everything is what it is
2. Nothing is what it isn't.
3. Nothing can be neither 1 nor 2, or both 1 and 2.

I have severe doubts that Holloway is even aware of that though.

from when?

CineMax
Reem
Cejudo
GaethCTE
Waterson

I really hope he wins. The division needs it

>Dumber than a bag of wet mice.

This one doesn't even make sense.

>Canada calling any one a brainless

Modafferi
O'Malley
Honchak
Meerschaert
Bennett
Johns

This is a fucking abysmal card. Couldn't even catch up on the TUF season this week like I planned, so I barely know who some of these people are.

I would but I'm too busy jerkin it.

think about it for a while

I got you my guy

See now that indeed is what it is and that's all fine and dandy, however, his response to "Thoughts on fightintg Aldo?" is essentially "I'm fighting Aldo". If he would have followed up with something like
>You said it is what it is to fighting aldo, who does that
>Ay mang I'm fighting Aldo, he's fighting Max Blessed Mother Fucking Holloway he needs to be scared, for me it's just easy work"
Something gay like that, follow up on your shit, expand on it. Link it into your shit like Conor links his one liners with his fucking walk out music.

just watch for the bunda

Why is there 2 threads?

Post something damn

That's a tall order you're giving him there.

It's a very lazy saying for slow-minded people who have nothing to say.

the black chick actually knocked this one girl out cold but now she's out due to weight cutting issues. low level fighters tend to finish but sometimes every fight goes to decisions

I got up to episode 7 of this season of TUF and all but one fight was a finish. Not sure what happened after that since this was a fucking hellish week and I ran out of time to finish.

Holloway
Ngannou
Cejudo
Alvarez
Torres

...

*doesn't sleep*

anybody else amped we have a younger "Hunt" for when Mark Hunt inevitably retires?

youtube.com/watch?v=mEARgJ0sCLE

now he will know what it was like to be his opponents back in the day.

dare i say it. divine justice??

no, cause he is a fat fuck who will eventuelly get heemed by some decent HW

>tfw sleep

youtube.com/watch?v=Mna4bEWL0zE

Holloway
Overeem
I guess Cejudo
Alvarez
Waterson

www.youwillsleep.co.uk

Sleep.

exposed as soon as he fights someone not shit.


There will never be another marcus huntus

Who else /readytosleep/ here?

Why not fap instead

>Western Sydney baby
>Eshyay
Fucking hell

>tfw KK is going to get completely destroyed by Andrade and cry in the octagon

>thinking its were instead of was

We have legal brothels and I have more money than things I want.

FUKyea
I like when she wears her secretary style clothes, her Joanna faceoff was the best with that skirt

>posting your notepad autism in my thread
>then getting so pissy you delete it and make your own thread despite mine already being used
you are a redundant cunt

heres a new version

>it's impossible to lose weight
>you can't get better and progress in fighting ability as you get more fights.

Guys, it's his UFC debut. I'm not saying he's going to have the title the next fight he gets, but he's only 25. I'm looking forward to seeing him get better. I have no idea who that Coulter guy was, but that was a great finish. I have hope for this guy's career.

The sound his hand make when he pounded on his chest in the early weigh ins was spooky. You could feel the weight of his hand, sound like 20 pound of meat
RIP Reemer

VERY important poll
strawpoll.me/14526118
strawpoll.me/14526118
strawpoll.me/14526118

>Hunt
>posting autistic McGregor nutjumper shit
not likely

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Do you have that "switch" lads? Can you go from calm and collected to fucking blood thirsty ape in an instant?

He does have CTE

he will sleep

Reem rhymes with meme so you know what that means

Sean O'Malley aka some guy casuals will dickride just because he's Irish

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He's America

did you not see the contender series?

Are you really in Israel?

>FUCKING NERD
>SUGA SHAWN PIKEY
>Lucky Mama
>Spicy Dad Bod
>Vitamin Dick
>Jo Soda

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Why do you idiots have two threads for the same general at once?

>BLESSED IT IS WHAT IT IS
>BOSS NGANNOU
>PETTY
>GAYCHEE
>TEESH

Montano
O’Malley
Honchak
Spicely
Bennett
Johns

pure autism

It is what it is desu

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Someone should shop his face on Mantis from Guardians of Galaxy 2

good idea but doesn't really make that much sense

>Montano
>O’Malley
>Honchak
>Meerschaert
>Bennett
>Johns

stream is up
youtube.com/watch?v=87k_dM6C_J0

i should be able to stream everything tonight

ahahaha is there literally no one in the crowd

c
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m
f
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I wonder if Reem will do that running away thing again tomorrow night.

It looks so awkward.

thanks, my dude.

its the early prelims on a fs1 card ya goof. its even empty for the prelims on major ppvs

>implying there ever is for early prelims

The greater majority of mankind are casuals.