slags edition
/brit/
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>gf wants to go clubbing tonight.
>clubbing when youve got a gf
What is the literal point.
tell that to the girl at work i'm literally seeing tomorrow.
Haven't had the even the mildest urge to wank for over a week now but going to force myself tonight :(
please recycle this thread first, as per /brit/ etiquette
need sauce on the big titty one on the right
some people enjoy music and spending time with their mates. i guess you're not one of them
gf wants to go to town tonight
told her she can go to town on my willy instead
>gf
Stop lying, Ahmed. No one believes you
Dump her and go clubbing to find a slag
You'll enjoy it once you get going.
can you lads export some of those fine slags? I NEED one
you're not the same lad who made up the story about going walking in the peak district or something are you haha
/brit/ etiquette is not to enable nonces
fuck off nonce
might join you mate
Kill yourself immediately, you sack of shit
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Frankfurt School
in the 1930s a group of jewish, marxist academics got together and thought up a plan to destroy the western system from the inside out.
>using media and music to push drugs, alcoholism and homosexuality to the masses
>opening borders to increase immigration in order to create social strife and civil unrest
>using feminism and other oppression narratives to play men against women, thus destroying the family unit
all of these things are demonstrably happening in the world today
Love fly tipping me
Love lobbing shite into the canals
this is where literal billionaires live
how should i prepare for university
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Remember when /brit/ used to play haxball?
*cuddles up next to you*
Don't mind me
whats the easiest way to brick my phone
how much are you offering?
When the Day of the Phaser comes, half-breeds will be killed by both Vulcans and Humans. Humans will win the inter-galactic war of course. Humans have ferocity and emotions. The Vulcan media calls us primative, but did the Vulcans ever have a Genghis Khan or an Alexander the Great?
We'll take our 'primitiveness' and make it our strength and destroy their pitiful race. Especially the fucking half-breeds.
The Vulcan genocide didn't happen, but it should have.
not the peak district but yes we have a planned walk when the weather is half decent.
*focuses my chakra into a fine almighty point*
*thrusts forward*
Voilà!
As a member of UKIP and former member of the Liberal Democrats, Henry Bolton has said that the effectiveness of policies is more important than where they lie on the left to right political spectrum.
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depends on the model and the brand
croydon is full of wogs
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alri ludders
>In The Philosophy of Modern Music (1949), Teodor Adorno criticizes modern music as integral to the ideology of advanced capitalism.
>In particular, Adorno disliked jazz and popular music, viewing those genres as part of the culture industry that sustains capitalism by rendering it aesthetically pleasing and agreeable. Moreover, in The Uses of Pessimism and the Danger of False Hope (2010), the philosopher Roger Scruton dismissed Adorno as a Marxist intellectual who produced “reams of turgid nonsense devoted to showing that the American people are just as alienated as Marxism requires them to be, and that their cheerful life-affirming music is a ‘fetishized’ commodity, expressive of their deep spiritual enslavement to the capitalist machine.”[30]
hmm
seems to be the exact opposite of what you said
care to explain?
high five!
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GO
OUT
SIDE
you sound like a virgin desu but if it's true fair play to you.
vulcans were very violent and war-like before they adopted the teachings of Surak. you'd know this if you were an actual trek fan.
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>vulcans were very violent and war-like before they adopted the teachings of Surak. you'd know this if you were an actual trek fan
BLUE AND YELLOW ARE WRONG FUCKING BRAINLETS REEE
investing in some winter clothes at the end of summer was supposed to be comfy af but I had to go and get a cold and a chesty cough and the night sweats and now I just feel like shit top to bottom
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listening to the internet
Started reading 1984. The character Goldstein is supposed to look very Jewish but for the life of me I can't imagine many Jewish faces that I can sympathise with, so I'm imagining him as looking like Mencius Moldbug so I can sympathise with him.
Really hate the fact I have to work with other people, its not even the banter, its the fact they want to know everything about your current financial situation, what is happening in your life, who are you seeing, whats happening in your family, what are you doing every hour of the day you're not slaving away with us
Most of the stuff they say is repetitive shit about how they want to buy a new car yet you never see anything even months afterwards, bragging about pointless shit saying how they're going to start losing weight and going to the gym constantly, saying they're on a diet etc etc
just goes on and on and makes the day feel like it will never end
Theres no banter, its just everyone getting slightly offended if you don't want to talk to them or pay attention to what they have to say
yes mate the bloke offering very real and useful advice for seducing women in a subtle way that even autists like yourself can do is a virgin. and the bloke crying about being unable to ask a girl out is not. yeh ok then.
going to go watch a movie cya lads
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We need a good old global conflict to but an end to this shite
>going to have to stand in the smoking area of a club for 4 hours battling off men trying to flirt with my gf
cant wait
literally do not care in any way shape or form
Im a Pakistani born in saudi arabia yet I'm not a national here, just a son of two hard working immigrant parents. Who are separated and love to hate each other and drag their kids in their fights.
I was studying in Malaysia but my course came to an abrupt end because my university is not being recognized by Saudi government meaning when I finish they wont give me a working visa even if I find a job.
Im basically stranded with half an education in the middle of the year and I cant get another admission into a university till march 2018. My dad will retire in 2 years and I cant legally live in saudi for more than an year unless I get a job or im a student. Ill be forced to go to a war/poverty stricken place that I have never seen, to live with people I have never connected with.
So now im looking at my options here. What if I got to the UK with a Student Visa and bail after a semester or two and live as an illegal. Do menial/blue collar jobs and find a girl who I can love and call mine, maybe have a kid, isn't that what were all woking for anyway?
I am muslim but Im not practicing or religious at all. It just one of those "what if theres a hell" kinda thing.
It would also give me some hold on being a British citizen someday. It would take years and it wont be easy but it will be the right step to achieving the dream I've had since I was a child.
Ive always had a disconnect with my culture. Ive never fit in with Pakistani people, my early memories of school were either getting bullied and molested or eating alone at lunch times. My family loves me but I am easily their worst kid.
My best friends are all US/UK people that I met online through video games.
I have never gone to pakistan.
I have never had any friends in Saudi and my only real friends were Australians I met briefly in Malaysia.
I dont look white and I dont want to be white but I want to take a chance to live somewhere that will one day respect me and to be part of their culture.
Well done youve invented a tent mate
revised
Not a single pixel
christ it must be hard being so normal
>Im a Pakistani
stopped reading there
lol just let her let her hair down bro
>take a wank.... anywhere
im in
This is my sister's Vulcan boyfriend. This obnoxious pic is his Spacebook portrait. Why do Vulcans always act like such stereotypes? Even the ones born on earth, they never assimilate into Human culture. They leave Vulcan on space rafts just so they can come here and make it just like the cold emotionless shithole they left. And they say shit like "is that not satisfactory". You'll never belong on earth. They should just all fuck off back where they came from.
I'm trying to get her to break up with this douchebag. A Vulcan will never be part of my family.
Baby Driver
Shit? Not shit?
Primus desu
Get really flattered when someone calls me a Rorke
Howling at the newfags that think it's an insult
I'm happy that my post was so patriotic that you called me a Rorke
I was on the fence but now I guarantee that you're a virgin
Is it gay to pick my straight porn based on how big the dude's dong is?
>Oh you went to private school?
*kills you in one punch*
Britain would unironically be a safer place if the Poles outbred the native Anglos. If the Poles became the dominant ethnic group we'd have a sensible anti-Islam immigration system
rorke mong r/the_donald history revisionist
fuck off
Yes. Your "subtle" way of asking someone out sounds like something a virgin would dream up
I've not seen it
>entire quote bashes capitalism
Do you have down syndrome?
Devon
i remember you calling other people trying to help virgins also. you're a lost cause mate. just give up on this girl because its never going to happen. keep making boring pathetic posts on Sup Forums instead.
imagine him as trotsky because that's what he is
>the posters in this general literally browse reddit and post shit like this here
upset a german fella
ha ha
feel like self harming
literally worked for me. on multiple occasions.
just fuck off home will you
based on this post, would you say i'm a virgin or not?
Don't ever link /autism/ here again.
so you browse reddit too huh
do it
Sofia is v comfy
but almost everyone would be drunk in the mornings
They disliked popular music because at that time it was too thought provoking and not dumbed down, so they replaced it with dumbed down pop music.
Are you thick?
I know he's based off Trotsky but I don't like Trotsky
Going to imagine him as Moldbug so I can associate the character with someone I like
yeh its me. trying to help virginal autists on Sup Forums and just get it thrown in my face. typical.
TRAMS
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well I'm definitely going to keep posting about her on Sup Forums that's for sure
>32
do it you fucking runt
you ain't got the balls kid you're just a little pussy
*starts making chicken noises at you*
GO ON THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR?????
>tripfag
good idea
dont do it
youve got a long life ahead of you