/NFL/ General— “Couldn’t Think of a Theme” Edition

CAR:Greg Olsen (foot) back at practice Friday
GB:Ty Montgomery (ribs) out versus Buccaneers
CAR:Charles Johnson hit with four-game PED ban
GB:Rodgers could resume practicing Saturday
BUF:LeSean McCoy (knee) not practicing Friday
BUF:Kelvin Benjamin (knee) ruled out for Sunday
LAR:Robert Woods could be out until Week 15
DAL:Bryant scores first touchdown since Week 7
WAS:Cousins has three-turnover night in Dallas
DAL:Alfred Morris comes alive for 127 yards, TD
DAL:Dak Prescott totals 130 yards, two touchdowns
WAS:Trent Williams officially active vs. Cowboys
NE: Tom Brady (sexuality) ruled out for Sunday

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Raiders

>NE: Tom Brady (sexuality) ruled out for Sunday
FUCKING LMAO! That faggot better sit his pansy ass down for the rest of his days!

Stuck at work phoneposting on a Friday Night with my Sup Forums friends.

>Your Team
>When you typically post
>Your post style (Discussion, Shitpost, Meme, etc)
>Your trip if you used one

Catb owl

Belichick mic'd up vs the Lolphins

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I've never seen someone show less emotion after a TD

>GB:Rodgers could resume practicing Saturday
Packers gonna come back and take the division from the Queens yet again.

>Panthers
>Any time, any day 5pm-5am
>Shitposting/Discussion
>Bojangles™ PR Representative

It's hard to get excited about trashing the same shitty AFC East team year after year.

please never make another one of these

Dak is bak, on the attak

Watch out Wentz, Here comes dem boyz

sometimes I think he likes blocks more than TDs

>implying Erin won’t look at 55 as if he was Lawrence Taylor

LOL

no, but they would beat them in the playoffs if they got there, and 100% sweeping them next year

Things you can say about girls but not your team! Go!

Rams will have a winning season.

>implying

Leave it to the Packers to talk big when they’re losing

>Raiders
>Usually after work, unless I'm working from home
>50/50 knowledgeable discussion/absolute shitposting
>trips are the gayest thing ever

They let me down

Raiders
after work, days off
Shitpost, memes, stealijg images off instagram
Carrmageddon #JustWinBaby

Things seem loose in the locker room

They can hold on to balls

Dumbass

got'em

Damn son, there's always one user who falls for that shit

they're charismatic

I like when they suck.

Things you can say about your penis, but not your TEAM, GO!

boobs

Kek

I want to fuck them

At least it can cover the field

Fuck the Saints

>the phonecall that ended user's shitposting career

it lasts for more than 3 hours

...

I like playing with no grass on the field

“It’s full of black men”

you wish faggot

t. someone who can last a whole 5 minutes

At least cheerleaders don't laugh at my team

Ask your wife, she was gettinf stuffed all game, like your weak ass o-line

Is Brady the only QB to the embrace his memes?

It will disappoint less than the Eagles ever could

>rasm
>after work/classes
>false-flagging
>fuck trips

...

TOO BAD MY OLINE IS ONE OF THE BEST IN THE GAME BITCHBOI
ALSO I'VE GOT A FIANCE NOT A WIFE FAGGOT

It can handle a beating evey week

>I think we can run the table
>R-E-L-A-X
yeah, they do that often and it tends to work out for them

Your Fiance will always be youe ffiance, but she's my bitch, just like your QB is my pass rush's bitch

No it doesn’t. They’re bigger playoff chokes than the Vikings. Even with Rodgers back they won’t see the playoffs.

THINGS YOU CAN SAY ABOUT A TRIP TO THE DENTIST, BUT NOT YOUR DEFENSE

Lads all I wanna do is eat Kay Adams' ass like groceries

My dentist can drill, the jets cannot

im gonna pucnh you in the dick faggot

o wait you have no dick hahahahahahahah

yes, because Rodgers never does well with his back against the wall
the Packers WILL win out, whether or not that will be enough for the playoffs isn't in their power, but the Packers end the season 10-6
go ahead and cap it

How the fuck did you know I was a woman?

I've been avoiding it for weeks?

>anyone
>bigger playoff chokers than snowmalia
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>implying there are women on the internet

Your fiance has my dick right now, and in 30 seconds, she'll have my potential kids on her facdmmdjdjdjekkkdjcjdk

>does well with his back against the wall

user, I...

>t. Playoff chokers who are guaranteed first round losses

Sucks to suck, Puckers.

Carrmageddon is a woman

because I am fucking you right now
i thought you could last over three hours??????
who is the fool now?

>t. ZERO (0) rings

>literally a 4 year old picture

duh thisd has been know for decades bitychs

She's been here since 3pm, she won't leave

but user
the last two years they didn't go out in the first round
what a silly argument you have

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it's ok Carrmagedon you can leave your trip on

too bad she's hiking everest today bitch. Out of the country until tomorrow

its not even a big claim, the packers were on pace for a 13-3 season and fucking embarrassed the vikings defensively, the vikings only won unintentionally

Everest is her nickname for my Johnson

>embarrassing the Vikings defensively

Did we watch the same game? Are you intentionally lying about reality?

is that like when you call your tallest friend shorty?
or your fat friend smalls?

where did you get a slave in this day and age? are you Lybian?

how many of those games was he down several scores with a defense that can't get a stop? more than manning and brady
He is just as good if not better than those two at the two minute drill though

I've been out of her country for a while now if you know what I mean

I call my friend Linda shorty when we double team your girl, m80

Aaron Rodgers is 0-35 when trailing teams by more than one point in the 4th quarter that have a winning record.

TRIPPPSSSS!!!!!!!!
no I don't know what you mean you utter wastee of breath. Why don't I come over and choke you out with 12 inches of limp dick so we can end this nonsense

does Aaron Rodgers play defense?
seriously do you watch football? what a stupid fucking stat

I'm not gay, I swear, ask your mum

Linda? why are you friends with a 65 year old fat chick?

If the team is trailing by doesn't Aaron just score some points? It's not blown leads we're talking about

Because she's her mom

I don't see who your sexual orientation or lack thereof is relevant

RASM

>waaah I only dislike stats when they don’t suit me!

LEL

I can't even refute that, because my fiance's mom is actually named Linda. Well played you lucky faggot

>who
your mother, saw my sexual orientation all last night

okay here's a crazy concept
what happens when Aaron Rodgers scores, and then the defense does nothing??
and that's not even talking about how cherry picked that stat is
fun fact, rodgers has won alot more games than he's lost, and he wins by alot more than "one" point

they had three turnovers and held them to a single touchdown. If the packers offense had been on the field longer, they would have only scored 17 points max against a bottom 10 defense, and been two scores behind
Not to mention that rodgers would have been able to capitalize on the turnovers

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seewhat is his 4th quarter passer rating? I would bet it would be top 5 all time

>these anons getting BTFO by each other
kek

suck my dick bnitch

Thomas?

lmao