Who would win?

Who would win?

Mom Truise is left
Dom Bruise is right
Dom Bruise would wreck Mom

right one no doubt, he looks thick and roided

oh look his teeth are finally straight

alcohol fetus cruise looks more out of his mind tho, could snap at any moment

It's like David and Goliath

moom esse would beat the shit of out toot cruurc

The one on the left is Adam Scott. The one on the right is Dolph Lundgren

I can never not notice that center tooth

This is awesome. Now Tom Cruise can get gay with himself.

Tom is not gay

It's always the right, isn't it?

yeah but mom is so in touch with his 3rd eye that he only needs two dimensional planes to disarm and disembowel dom

mind > body

Well?

could v1 goose beat his v2 clones?

>right one

DUDE WEED LMAO

Even though left looks thiccer he looks like a gentle giant type. I'd go for the right turning all honey-badger on him (what are their names?)

Memebadgers

EXECUTE GOOSE 66

TommoT would beat the shit out of CruiurC

Rigth, left looks like Drake Bell.

Iddi Elle and Rissir Baab

The Incredible HuuH

>Rissir Baab

Im fucking choking over here and Im not sure why

...

well?

>the to smart too win

>SUPERPOWERS: Reflects languages laterally.

CIC is a defeated mid-40's husband who keeps eating garbage in the vague, largely unconscious notion that it will help him escape his bitch wife sooner.

AIA is a bit of a hipster but he's confident as only a mad man will wear two watches at once.

AIA is going to win this hands down.

Com Thuise on left
Thom Cruse on right
Left looks wirey and fit to snap.

Well CIC clearly has a higher intellect, but AIA's wider stance suggests he's more assertive and confident so if the fight is purely physical I'd put my money on him.

NIGGAZ WE GOTA STOP BULLYING