Crazy old Maurice hmmm
Crazy old Maurice hmmm
Maurice old crazy hmmm
LAFOU I'M AFRAID I'VE BEEN THINKING
Taco Belle
>gay lafou ehhhhh
SEXY OLD MAURICE, HMMMMM
Somehow I'll get that boner.
DON'T LEAVE THAT SPA
so when Maurice was in the pub raving in the live action movie, was he actual Raving?
>Hnmm
He says eh you stupid fuck.
I KNOW
...
BEE BA BA BADA BO
BA BA BADA BO
>they actually put a rave scene in BatB
fucking Oscar bait
put your bet on the next disney cartoon that falls for the Live action meme
>Mulan
AND SANTA IS ONLY SO-SO
I'll have lunch. Make it steak.
I'm brushing up on lookin' down IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR
Could work if they cut out all the songs and fantasy elements and made it more like Braveheart or The Last Samurai. But this is Disney we're talking about so of course they won't.
A DANGEROUS PASTIME
No one fights like Gaston
No one bites like Gaston
>stab
>stab Gaston
>stab Gaston with nothing
>He was shaken, begging me not to walk past those orange markers. If I did, we'd wind up:
>shot
>beaten
>burned
>eaten
>shit out
>raped
>in jail
>or all three
hmmm
No ones got a huge bulge in his tights like Gaston
Megamind or Shrek maybe
SOME
>Disney
PLEASE TOUCH MY COCK GASTON
GASTON FUCK MY ASS
They're waiting for the video game to be out before they release the Shrek live action
Is it just me or does the theater version look 100x better than the live action movie
He has *GIANT* hands!
There was a Chinese movie that did just that and it was pretty boring.
It is. Saw it last year, and the cast was very talented. There are many entertaining dance and music numbers performed by actors who are actually skilled in singing and dancing. La Fou is an especially demanding role, as his physical comedy is highly exaggerated for the stage, and not once does he beg Gaston to fuck his ass.
I would definitely recommend the musical to anyone who is a fan of the cartoon, or just a fan of musical theater.
NOOOOO
ONNNNEEEE
SHOOTS LIKE GASTON