Crazy old Maurice hmmm

Crazy old Maurice hmmm

Maurice old crazy hmmm

LAFOU I'M AFRAID I'VE BEEN THINKING

Taco Belle

>gay lafou ehhhhh

SEXY OLD MAURICE, HMMMMM

Somehow I'll get that boner.

DON'T LEAVE THAT SPA

so when Maurice was in the pub raving in the live action movie, was he actual Raving?

>Hnmm
He says eh you stupid fuck.

I KNOW

...

BEE BA BA BADA BO
BA BA BADA BO

>they actually put a rave scene in BatB

fucking Oscar bait

put your bet on the next disney cartoon that falls for the Live action meme
>Mulan

AND SANTA IS ONLY SO-SO

I'll have lunch. Make it steak.

I'm brushing up on lookin' down IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR

Could work if they cut out all the songs and fantasy elements and made it more like Braveheart or The Last Samurai. But this is Disney we're talking about so of course they won't.

A DANGEROUS PASTIME

No one fights like Gaston
No one bites like Gaston

>stab
>stab Gaston
>stab Gaston with nothing

>He was shaken, begging me not to walk past those orange markers. If I did, we'd wind up:
>shot
>beaten
>burned
>eaten
>shit out
>raped
>in jail
>or all three

hmmm

No ones got a huge bulge in his tights like Gaston

Megamind or Shrek maybe

SOME

>Disney

PLEASE TOUCH MY COCK GASTON

GASTON FUCK MY ASS

They're waiting for the video game to be out before they release the Shrek live action

Is it just me or does the theater version look 100x better than the live action movie

He has *GIANT* hands!

There was a Chinese movie that did just that and it was pretty boring.

It is. Saw it last year, and the cast was very talented. There are many entertaining dance and music numbers performed by actors who are actually skilled in singing and dancing. La Fou is an especially demanding role, as his physical comedy is highly exaggerated for the stage, and not once does he beg Gaston to fuck his ass.

I would definitely recommend the musical to anyone who is a fan of the cartoon, or just a fan of musical theater.

NOOOOO
ONNNNEEEE
SHOOTS LIKE GASTON