German is objectively the best language. Prove me wrong.
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German is objectively the best language. Prove me wrong
Daniel Stewart
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Andrew Lopez
it sounds very aggressive
but better have an aggressive language than a gay language
Carter Morales
No one uses it except germans.
Henry Robinson
'no'
Blake King
"Glove" in German is "Handschuh". There, I proved you wrong.
Eli Rivera
>for centuries German was known as the language of poets, scientists and musicians
>in just 6 years it became the language of unprovoked aggression and inhumanity
Jordan Perez
Germans don't even use it.
Levi Hughes
Pretty logical if you ask me.
Christopher Gomez
>be German
>capitalize every Noun
Aiden Gutierrez
I like how french sounds. I absolutely fucking dislike italian. It sounds so cheap. Like someone wants to sell you something that you dont want.
Joseph Garcia
It is barbarian. The best languages are the romance ones.
Gavin Foster
Portoguese sounds like a russian trying to speak spanish.
Gabriel Baker
I don't like it. I prefer Old French. Rolled R, diphtongues and triphtongues make it suddenly much better and you can actually take it seriously
Caleb Perez
This.
Portuguese is the best romance language you pleb.
Jace Diaz
No becauase you are correct
Cameron Ortiz
I like how the reputation of french went from "the language of nobles, elites and elegance" to "SO GAY XDDDDDDDD"
Jack Mitchell
>best Romance language
>not Romanian
Landon Mitchell
it does sound pretty gay imo
Carter Brown
Now that one sounds REALLY slavic.
Ian Young
Romanian is terrible.
Cameron Jenkins
Even pt-br?
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Blake Rogers
Are you that one user that was obsessed with the 'gayness' of our language, a few months ago?
Kayden Fisher
When the amerindians conquer usa just by the power of numbers you will have to learn spanish bros
Oliver Wood
Yes
We should go back to Old French desu
Parker Rogers
>tfw no hairy otter french bf
Elijah Thomas
We should make Gaulish great again, tb h
Carter Ramirez
what
nice post
Ayden White
That could have something to do with the introduction of the soft French R sound during the French revolution. Before that it was more like an English R.
Say out loud "Je reviens en France et je regrette mes raisons" normally and then with a harder English style R. It makes quite a difference.
Brayden Nelson
Zachary Sanders
Rolled R =/= English R
Robert Russell
We fixed it
Asher Davis
>Before that it was more like an English R.
Source for that?
Because it was clearly a rolled R since forever
Brody Bailey
Are there not places in France that trill their R's rather than use a guttural one?
James Ward
Not anymore
Benjamin Cook
Ah, yeah I goof'd.
Still though, it's much better than the throaty one used today in terms of masculinity and nobility.
Xavier Lopez
Really? Not even by older people?
Samuel Harris
No
Daniel Peterson
Neat
Austin Kelly
> der Band
> das Band
> die Band
Dylan Davis
Depends on the dialect desu.
Brayden Garcia
>language so serious you need emoticons to convince people you're not mad
Jace Green
\o
Henry Richardson
It's a good language with great authors. Still Im' sure they would've been better of writing in French.
Ayden Young
It will be destroyed very soon. Sad but true.
Ryan Adams
...
Lucas Watson
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Why cant we have such nice songs in my language..
Zachary Peterson
Like this one?
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Blake Collins
It's a ballade about the Peasant Wars of the 16th century in Germany, led by Florian Geyer.
It was the anthem of the Waffen SS 8th division.
There are my versions of this song but I prefer that one, because it is the only one matching with the brutal and violent content of the ballade.
This is a 30's HJ version of the same song: youtube.com
Luke Robinson
I love that song, but that version sucks, sounds like a skinhead nazi band.
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better
Jacob Hernandez
It's literally one of the worst. Learning German is considered the most practical language decision here since Germany and Austria are still favourite destinations for Croats to go work in, but I just can't stand the fucking language, it's so horrible. I went for Italian instead, might not be the most pragmatic decision, but I just couldn't stand learning a language as annoying as German.
Germans sound gayish to me.
Jordan Wood
German:
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English:
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French:
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Portuguese:
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Sounds pretty good for me
Wyatt Baker
this
Oliver Perry
hungarian. checkmate
Landon Gonzalez
German is cool, but to be honest it's a bit overrated.
>No one uses it except germans.
Ja, ja, wir wissen, dass du dumm=einsprachig bist. Wir wissen brudi.
It's a quirk of the language due to word order and the fact you can transform some verbs into nouns by simply using them as nouns. This wouldn't make sense on Romance languages due to the obligatory -ar(e)/-er(e)/-ir(e) ending, but to be honest I think English should use it again.
Charles Wood
Globo reporters speak like they were recruited from acarajé kiosks.
Aiden Green
Ja... nein, fuck this gay/nazi/faggot shit. Go DÄ or go home.
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> I absolutely fucking dislike italian.
Found the speech impaired faggot who can't roll his R's.
Nathan Stewart
my german teacher in high school had a fucking giant die artze poster in the classroom. I swear all these fucking old people who think they're still punk rockers and hippies piss me off.
Daniel Edwards
Each noun is gendered for no fucking reason. It's just inefficient and stupid.
The > der + die + das
Jacob Reed
It's a shame english never had gendered nouns. Sentences become fucking ambiguous without them. It doesn't help english is now moving away from proper accusative pronouns like him her whom to become truely a language for idiots. BBC pidgen FFS.
Nolan Perry
when spoken by austrians yeah it is
Nathan Nguyen
This is what I thought how germans sounded when I was getting ready to travel to germany.
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After the trip, it just sounds like any standard european language.