Male and a female character stare at each other

>male and a female character stare at each other
>cuts to them having passionate sex

t-this is just fictional right?

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Wouldn't know, never talked to a female past 2nd grade.

what about your mom?

You do realize eye contact is the number 1 way women make the first move? They essentially say "let's have sex" with their eyes, but you autist boys always ignore it or "miss signals."

i don't think it is.

not that i really know, because i always chicken out, but it's startling how quickly (some) girls go from looking you in the eye intently from a distance to grinding their ass on you (that shit is too awkward for me)

happens all the time for me

you should find places like diners and grocery stores that have young attractive women working and go there as a customer, they will have to notice you and perhaps even be nice/flirty with you.

you're missing out

>you're missing out

No I'm not

Eyefucking can lead to IRL fucking. But only if the man is an attractive player, like Michael Fassbender's character in Shame.

If the guy is a short ugly weirdo, eye contact is considered creepy.

This goes back to rules of relationships. 1) Don't be unattractive.

Not if you're a Chad. Can confirm, was in a fraternity in college and became really good friends with a turbo Chad. They live in a different world than we do user.

don't knock it til you try it bud

>1) Don't be unattractive.
What's the tips and tricks on this?

>women expect men to be mindreaders because saying what they really want would be admitting to being a slut and leave them open to rejection, so they leave "hints" like the pussy cowards they are
>nobody can read a woman's mind because they're batshit insane

>They live in a different world than we do user.
Barring muh "halo effect", would you care to elaborate ":3"? A curious user here, not even knocking on your statement.

Has anyone ever kissed and/or had sex against the wall like the characters in so many movies? Seems so unpractical and tedious.

just bee yourself

>go on awkward date with girl
>exchange weird looks and small talk
>give her back massage in back of car
>brush nose against her neck
>she turns to me
>lock lips and passionatley make out
>get some boob action and even manage to finger the pussy

>all this on first date

not too hard famalam

>muh missed signals

this is a delusion by ugly nerds who think the reason they never get laid is because "they miss the signs"

nah its just because youre not good looking and girls arent interested in you or else youd sure as hell notice

No. We actually teleport to a bedroom after making eye contact.

I tried it but it was really difficult so I just threw my coat on the floor and we fucked on that.

It was a pretty fucking hardcore night

Work out and wear good clothes to mitigate your unattractiveness.

Screenwriters skip the part in between because they don't know how it works either.

It's one of those things people try because they see it in movies and realize it's not hot, or even fun.

Same with shower sex

Jump cuts dont exist in real life unless you're a chronic alcoholic

It's incredibly difficult. Even small women are heavy, you're lifting at least 100 lbs while trying to kiss/fuck at the same time.

Got it. Cheers user.

Better if she's sitting on a table or something, against the wall is just a logistical problem.

My ex used to like it when I pushed her against the wall sometimes, though.

There's a video out there of some chubby manlet screenwriter trying to explain how romance works to Ryan Gosling, like for the point of the script or whatever, and Gosling is just laughing his ass off at him.

Girls would actively hit on him. There were multiple girls who barely knew him, who came to the house just to have sex with him. They saw him at a fraternity event and decided they wanted to have sex with him so they did. They barely even talked beforehand. I remember him bringing home like 5 girls from a party to come hang out in his room one time and they all gladly did, they ignored the rest of us and just wanted to spend time with him. I remember another time at a bar he nodded his head at a girl across the bar to come join us and she did and he banged her that night. He never had to put 1/10th of the effort into getting laid as the rest of us did. It was actually really disheartening. I was really into working out at the time and got in great shape but I was still mostly invisible to girls, they all gravitated to him like moths to a flame. When I did get laid I had to really work for it. We lived in totally different worlds. He was a really nice guy though, it wasn't his fault. I like him as a person, but I do resent him a little bit for how easily he gets women while women don't treat me the same way at all.

/fit/ will tell you that if you're under 6' you should kill yourelf (a massive exaggeration).

The average male height only exceeds 5'11" in the following regions: Dinaric Alps, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Netherlands, Montenegro, Denmark, Norway, Serbia, Germany, Iceland, Lithuania.
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Taller men do have an advantage. They stand out in a crowd. Women don't want average, they want above average, novel, exceptional, the cream of the crop. Women typically prefer men at least 6 inches taller than them. Look for women about 6 inches shorter (or more) than yourself.

/fit/ would also tell you about lifting, clothing, hairstyling etc. Those are basically all versions of "peacocking" (like how a male peacock attracts mates with its ornate feathers). Peacocking is all about standing out from the crowd.

The pickup artist "Mystery" aka Erik von Markovik is 6'5". But being tall often means being skinny. He only found success with women due to peacocking. By looking unusual and standing out, it provokes interest in women who want to get to know him. Tall men typically stand out by being tall. Shorter men have to stand out in other areas.

By wearing accessories, it can spark a conversation. Even though tattoos and piercings and gages are retarded, there's a reason why many women are drawn to them. They signal a guy is cool or edgy or interesting, instead of "basic."

However, since being with women is like an exhausting 24/7 interview where you constantly have to prove your "worthiness", it's not worth the fucking effort.

Desire leads to suffering. And the only 100% guaranteed way to prevent the suffering of people is to not make them in the first place.

Women are the whores by which all human suffering on Earth comes to fruition. Women are the source of samsara, the wheel of suffering, and dukkha, the inherent unsatisfactoriness of life and mortality.

Women are a meme.

Yep, I can see it being hot for the woman especially, but the logistical problem always seemed real to me. Ive done it against nothing, holding carrying them. Sex in itself is hard work, so I prefer not lifting them. And the wall being hard kind of makes you not able to move her like against a bed, sofa or air. I guess it's popular in movies because it makes the sex look impulsive, when you see the guy bashing the woman against a wall.

>same with shower sex
It's different than movies, but I still like that shit

Standup sex against a rough brick wall like that is a mistake. Also, lifting women up is exhausting. Most pornstars who are picked up in porn are probably 120 pounds or less.

Women do like being picked up because a) it makes them feel light, which they aren't b) it signals the man she's with is strong c) it reminds them of their daddy picking them up, a strong protector d) it's dominant behavior.

>I don't want to play the game because I'm afraid of being rejected. Better demean women to make up for my own shortcomings. I'm smart

umm... who is this?

My wife (male)

Delusion is a thing, but so are missed signals.
Nobody told or taught me how to check for signs, and being socially akward doesn't help.
TFW you realize years later what girls mean when they say shit like "I give good blowjobs, I don't even need hands to make guys cum" and your reaction was "Ok"

That reminds me that "kino" in the PUA community refers to kinesthetics aka physical contact, touching.

It's a slippery slope. Physical contact is foreplay that escalates into sex.

...

Ah alright.

>Girls would actively hit on him.
>decided they wanted to have sex with him so they did.
>who came to the house just to have sex with him
Don't mind my /r9k/-patterned patheticness, but reading through these does physically hurt. Myself, I never had a friend from whom to be familiarized about how easy some chaps have it, but I've always my little brother to remind me of it. Again, like your friend, he's amazingly nice to be around, and I don't doubt one bit that his personality does a good job of complimenting his appearance, but it's also amazing how many things he gets away with for being what Sup Forums would denote as a "Chad".
I'm 3 years his senior but he's probably been hit on a hundred times more than me.
Oh well, jealousy doesn't get you anywhere anyways.

>just go in there and shake the managers hand user, thats how i got a wife

>It's one of those things people try because they see it in movies and realize it's not hot, or even fun.

sexuality is imitative.

lmao the fucking normalfaggots on nuChan giving advice

Source?

>>she turns to me
>>lock lips and passionatley make out
Err, what's he cue again for knowing when to kiss her.

>inb4 "hurr autism ;p"
Yes, yes, thank you but we don't need anyone pointing out the obvious.

>character is sleeping
>doesn't fart at the top of his lungs non-stop

t-this is fiction r-right?

happens in germany with syrian refugees all the time

except it isnt consentual

back to lereddit

>tfw I've had sex multiple times but can't remember how to reproduce those results because of that damn cutaway

nigger it's the most cringey thing to flirt with girls who have to talk to you because of their job

>he doesn't like emoticons
Shoo shoo faggot.

>Tax return
>Time to build a nice PC
>Ask qt mail room girl at office if I can order them and have them delivered to the office
>"Sure user, but I'm going to have to charge you a handling fee of $500!"
>"Good one, maybe just a box of candy or something?"
>"That would be much better, that way I don't have to stop by your room all the time and steal it."
>Leave for the day and FB creep
>She's getting married next month

IT'S NOT FAIR BROS

Alone forever

...

>There's a video out there of some chubby manlet screenwriter trying to explain how romance works to Ryan Gosling, like for the point of the script or whatever, and Gosling is just laughing his ass off at him.

someone sauce this shit. goose is /ourguy/

>Have to pay for expensive dinner for some cunt
>have to waste time and energy trying to flirt and date
>Could just fap and then continue doing things that actually interest me like watching movies, playing games and working to get money

/thread

>be kissless virgin
>talk to girl online for a week, then go on a date (my first)
>leave restaurant
>she keeps nudging me so I hold her hand
>we walk around until we reach a cathedral
>put her back against the door, hold both her hands, and tell her something like "You know, God will be really pissed off if we make out on his doorstep so... let's do it!"
>we do it and it's pretty hot, we're feeling eachother up and everything
>suggest we go somewhere more private because people are noticing us and saying stuff like "wahey!", "get in there!" etc
. . .
>go to a park , she's sat on a wall facing me
>continue making out and then tell her "I know it's the first date but... I'm so turned on right now "
>" Me too. . . "
>she takes my dick out and starts giving me a hj
>eventually pull her off the wall
>push her head down and she gets on her knees , starts sucking my dick
>I pull her back up, look her in the eyes and say " I will fuck you tonight. "
>She nods and tells me she really wants it
>she says we should get a room so we go around to different hotels trying to find one
>finally find one in a cheap chain hotel
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

I relate to this shit and it makes me sad

It's an evolutionary thing. Girls rarely say or do something obvious, so they can weed out the non-understanding betafags.

My interest is truth. Women drop hints, and don't say what they want, because THEY are afraid of being rejected. Women dropping hints is also part of their anti-slut defense -- if she went up to a guy within 3 seconds of seeing him and whispered "I want you to fuck my brains out", she outs herself as a slut. And despite the emergence of slut walks, and women criticizing people for slut-shaming, women know there is shame in being a slut -- it's why most slut-shaming is done by women against women.

Women also flake out (stop talking, go silent, don't show, don't even text to break up) because they are afraid of confrontation, can't even rationalize their own batty behavior, and always want to have a Plan B. Monkeys don't let go of one branch until they have ahold of another.

And yes, there are 3x as many men with an IQ of 130 than women.

Women demean themselves.

>Women drop hints, and don't say what they want, because THEY are afraid of being rejected
>Women also flake out (stop talking, go silent, don't show, don't even text to break up) because they are afraid of confrontation
Is everyone on Sup Forums a woman?

>have them delivered to the office

but why?

Even marriage is just a hooker with one client.

Don't want them left on the porch at my mom's house and I don't want them delivered to my apartment to sit outside either, someone even broke into the leasing office a few weeks ago and my neighbor had his entire build stolen and is still waiting for reparations

No. There's that one pic I can't find right now.

Women are a mystery even to themselves. That's why they have such a hard time saying what they want. That's probably also the reason why straight women have the least orgasms.

Yes, women HATE "passionate sex" IRL

No?

If you're suggesting that males on Sup Forums aren't very assertive, you may be right.

But flaking out is a female thing.

oh okay

stay off facebook though. that's just a recipe for feeling like shit.

top kek

>But flaking out is a female thing.
Eh, I don't know. It might've been more that I was seeing myself in that then. But you do have to concede that the anonymous system on here would be pretty appealing to people that want to flake out at will.
Looking at you all those people that disappeared mid-debate with me.

Nice trips

Gonna follow my coworkers example and just not pay attention to it as much, but it's the best way for me to talk to my friends that isn't an SMS group chat shitfest, FB is easier.

What I don't get is how am I supposed to stay interested in what a woman has to say long enough to have sex with them?
I'm already annoyed enough by the harry potter bullshit and pop culture trite within the first 10 minutes. How the fuck do you fuckers stand them long enough to fuck them?

>The pickup artist "Mystery" aka Erik von Markovik i

IS A FUCKING LOSER! Come on.

Cease thinking that I'm above the rest.

Try to fugg as early as possible, once that tension is out of the way it's easier to get accustomed to someone. My ex wanted to wait 3 months for sex but I coaxed her into it while eating her out after the third date.

>third date
I can't even make it through the first date without leaving early out of annoyance. I've done a dozen tinder dates and I've left every single one early because of how annoyed I was.

how to become lasting longer in bed?

That's a dangerous path to walk down, friend. I can't even cum from sex anymore.

>Hitting on your waitress

Maybe this is just anecdotal, but working in a kitchen I constantly hear the waitresses coming back and complaining about the douchebags who hit on them and almost always leave a shitty tip

Damn you triggered him good

What's your favorite things to talk about? I don't even try meeting up with a girl from Tinder or OK unless we can hold a decent conversation.

And then you get the ones that you like talking to and then they just disappear forever, never to be heard from again.

Waitresses complain when they don't make 10 times what the kitchen staff makes weekly in one night. God I hate wait staff so much. Entitled pricks.

Fucking absolutely this. Stupid fuckers complaining that they make only a hundred bucks in a night while I'm working for 10/hr

This. Tfw you 'failed to read her signals' and remember later the way she would look at you when you still had your chance.

>What's your favorite things to talk about?
Anything that isn't pop culture nonsense.
I take most of these girls to museums and there's plenty of stuff to talk about. But no matter what exhibit we're talking about, they always manage to try to move the conversation back into some bullshit about adele or harry potter. I tell them some funny childhood story and it's "haha that's like that one thing from this stupid fucking thing in social media".
Absolutely sick of it.

Most women annoy me too. Probably because none paid any attention to me until I was in my mid twenties. They're stupid. Superficial. Can't relate with them. If you want sex you have to put up with it though. Every girl I've fucked I've done so by the first or second date, so I've been fortunate.

Flaking out comes from cowardice. So flaking out is natural for females, since females have no sense of courage or honor or loyalty. Since females also decide things emotionally, it's hard for females to justify their own actions logically or rationally, since logic and rationality had nothing to do with their decisions -- just kneejerk, in-the-moment hormonal reflexes.

Some have called anonymity an act of cowardice. But with anonymity comes freedom, namely, free speech.

Plus, every comment on 4chins is voluntary. Someone leaving and not making any comments anymore is much different than a female agreeing to go to lunch and not showing, or a female being in a years-long relationship with a guy and then avoiding him and not talking to him and not returning his texts anymore. She's guilty, she knows she's guilty, so she's hiding.

In relationships, or even in mating, there are typically unwritten rules or obligations, a give-and-take. Relationships have even more agreements, and eventually even (marriage) contracts.

Discussion boards are merely an informal setting for people to discuss things, and nobody is under any obligation to respond to anyone. If they don't respond, it may be that they have no good response. But it could be any reason.

If you write something on bathroom stall, nobody has an obligation to reply.

But if you marry a woman and say "til death do us part", and then she starts avoiding you, she's breaking obligations she made, breaking her word, then signs point to her fucking around.

Cheaters flake out due to fear (because they know deep down what they are doing is wrong). And uninterested women flake out due to fear (fear of not telling a guy she's just not interested at the time).

>Go to lunch with coworkers
>Waitress is cute with hips and thicc thighs and a bubble butt
>Be polite and clean up table when we're done
>Tip 40%

I usually do that instead of just hitting on them, going after girls while they're working is so forced and awkward, if she's interested at all she might act differently next time I'm there, and if not oh well

Literally no girl likes being hit on when they're working. Well if you're really attractive and funny maybe but chances are none of you fit the criteria

You'll find a lot of that on Tinder man, it's painful but sometimes there's a diamond in the rough. A lot of the good intellectual ones are taken by some Chad around my age (I'm going to be 22 on the 31st)

I had a girl in my old college class and she was basically the opposite of me. She was attractive, outgoing and right-wing. I was awkward, shy and left wing. She liked going to parties, I liked reading. Etc.

Yet we had really fucking good chemistry. People, even strangers, would be drawn to us because of how enjoyable our conversations were.

My point is that you don't always need to have common interests, because sometimes it's just about personality.

Also you need to think about whether you're an interesting person yourself.

>SURELY MMMM'LADY WILL NOTICE HOW MUCH OF A NICE GUY I AM!

NORMALFAG LEAVE.

>"I give good blowjobs, I don't even need hands to make guys cum" and your reaction was "Ok"
Yeah no way though.

Women are like children.

I can't find the quote. But if a man wants someone to talk to, find a man. If a man wants someone to marry, find a woman. If a man wants someone to love him, find a dog.

Even though homosexuals are mentally ill, it's really no surprise that they avoid women and just get to sex.

I worked in hospitality for 3 years, they really do appreciate people who clean up their tables, but if she doesn't bite then that's alright, she might have a boyfriend I have no idea

He's had sex with over 100 women.

Personally, I don't think that makes someone a "success", but that is a success when it comes to getting laid.

Personally, I think there are more important things in life and better uses of someone's time than pursuing sex with women.

Plus, the more sex before marriage a woman has, the worse she becomes at pairbonding, and so-called "players" basically ruin women for everyone else, turning them into nothing but whores (although some would argue all women are whores anyway).

The point about "Mystery" is that he was tall, 6'5", but that alone was not enough to picking up women. That's why he started peacocking -- wearing guyliner, painting his fingernails, wearing top hats, wearing jewelry.

It's the same reason a poor black guy will spend $200 on shoes.

I'm explaining peacocking.

I've never hit on a waitress in my life but apparently they've flirted with me and I'm too oblivious to notice. Either that, or I do notice and just think they're fishing for a good tip.
>it's my mom's birthday
>take her out on a fancy dinner since my dad is too busy with work
>mom is old fashioned and keeps telling me she's pissed at the waitress for being too flirty with me
>says she doesn't want to be served food by someone like that
>manage to calm her down
>the whole time I'm thinking the waitress is just being normal waitress nice and don't think anything of it
Am I just crazy or something? Waitress only flirt for tips right?

That's because men don't play stupid dating games.

Waitresses who flirt for tips are true masters of their craft, they usually end up getting me to tack on some extra dosh at the end of it all.

>I've done a dozen tinder dates and I've left every single one early because of how annoyed I was.

Why are you expecting to find high quality women, capable of deep conversations on Tinder?

Tinder is for used goods, looking for a quick fuck.

Know your audience. Read the room.