/mlb/ - zeon edition

CHC:Cubs non-tender reliever Hector Rondon
TOR:Cardinals trade Aledmys Diaz to Blue Jays
ATL:Matt Adams non-tendered by Braves, hits FA
NYY:Yankees pick Aaron Boone as next manager
INT:Japanese star Shohei Ohtani officially posted
CWS:ChiSox ink C Castillo to two-year, $15M deal
MIA:Report: SF still unsure Stanton waives NTC
CLE:Mets open to Jay Bruce on three-year deal
INT:Cashman confirms Yankees are all-in on Ohtani
MLW:Brewers, Vogt avoid arbitration at $3.065M
ATL:Braves acquire Justin Kelly for Jim Johnson
LAA:Angels acquire RP Jim Johnson from Braves
Otani status: BTFO of philly

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Royals

MARINERS!

Miami Marlins can't afford Ohtani:
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Poorfags, lmao.

28 teams

...

>get within a game of the World Series during a rebuilding year
>fire manager
>replace him with someone with no managerial experience at any level
>yaks

27 teams

Red Sox!

True, Royals GM was on the radio saying the Royals weren't a good fit for Ohtani based on the information given to them. There was no further explanation
He wants to be a big star anyway, not king shit of cow town

Imma laugh when he walks off your team.

Imma laugh when he walks off your life.

26 teams

>Cow Town

And Imma laugh when New York starts ripping him to shreds for being unable to catch lightning in a bottle twice and fires him in 2 years.

Not gonna lie, former Boone fan here. This is fucking hialrious watching the Yankees crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let htis guy get the Judgian codes.

jays

Reminder that the Cubs are fraudulent and the drug results WILL be released

>pulling out of the Otanib owl for no reason ("muh money")
>firing cancer patients for no reason ("muh money")

So the Marlels are officially done as an organization. Where is the expansion team going to be?

>The Twins are going to sign another chink

just waking up...did the yankees really hire aaron fucking boone? or was that just another weird dream

MLBN has been showing that one home run of his 5 times in one hour.

...

Why did Byung Ho Park fail so hard?

Non-Dodger Korean players and Choo haven't had success.

And anyone other than Choo*

> your team will never have based choo again

>ohtani
>another chink
You don't deserve him.

What about Kang? DUIs aside.

He's probably going to be shit when he comes back and then be back in Korea next year.

jung ho kang is the only person in the history of bumble to somehow make it creepier than tinder

what other weird baseball dreams have you been having?

i dreamt the reds had a functional rotation

>Mets fill out Ohtani questionnaire, expect to make pitch

yay more disappointment

>Aaron Boone
Hope he plays a lot of basketball in the offseason

Can't see the ball if your eyes are slanted

warm stove?

I can't wait for the butthurt when the Cubs sign Otani

I got hired as Yankee manager. Ask me anything.

I got my eye on you A A Ron

ok, i know one of you runs this verified canadian hof account

Sup Forumsstros!

>MFW it's not basebore season

Thank you for humiliating/deporting the doyers. That was glorious.

feels bad man

stoves on fire senpai

>Both the Cardinals and the Giants have recently been given permission to speak with NL MVP Giancarlo Stanton’s representatives.

Is Votto "their" guy?

>le quirky jokester who knows how to get serious
>obvious genius, top 1%, great at his job (Baseball, Information Technology), surrounded by IDIOTS who don't get me
>helps out when he can animals /plants /child /environment and will tell everyone about it
>VERY smart and good at Information Technology
>watches pan-genre pan-generational cartoons for intelligent real adults
I wish I could upvote Joey Votto IRL

How many years will he need to reach 762 home runs?

Judge will do it in 4

Eloy pls come son

*soon
hurr

Would you like Anthony Recker to be a stripper? If so what costume should he wear and what should be his dance routine

Is Recker more of a "Walter" or a "Jesse"?

>Jeff Passan@JeffPassan
>Sources: The Seattle Mariners have asked multiple players to clear their schedules from Tuesday through Friday next week to potentially come to Los Angeles for a meeting with Shohei Ohtani.

this is getting wild. what is he asking for, a talent show from each team?

I would be okay with this
>anyone but the yankees

each team has to form a doujin circle for Otani.

the most erotic doujin wins.

based votto

stanton is out there with his false mvp, whoring out his zillion dollar contract. votto is making cancer kids feel better before Christmas.

Happening

more like brappening

he's going to the yankees?

Stanton going to Iowa to play in the field of dreams with micky mantle confirmed

Fella's a lil full of himself

he's the rare hot shit player who i'll be excited to see either steamroll the league or crash like a runaway bus

Who doesn't believe this is so happening

Breh I just wanted to shitpost, didn't ask for feels

The Indians choke in the postseason.

>mad at lifelongs

And your mom chokes on my cock, but I don't bother to keep posting about shit everyone knows already.

Should be the MLB is fraudulent and the drug results WILL (NOT) be released. How did Manfred miss Jose Fernandez being a coke addict unless drug tests are entirely selectively enforced?

Should the MLB step in and do something about this franchise?

they did, they installed jeter and his hatchet crew to move stanton into a major media market. don't think this whole thing wasn't orchestrated by manfred

Yes. Ban Jeter from MLB, seize his group's money, sell off the land the park is on, and expand a team in Nashville/Raleigh/Charlotte/Tuscaloosa.

Relocate them to Charlotte and give the Braves a real rival, or Montreal as the new Expos

Mmm-hmm :D

Make them rebrand back to their old colors/logo, this new shit is the ugliest uniform in all of sports.

It's come to my attention that the Miami Marlins are maybe a mistake. And Jeter firing a guy with cancer was kinda shitty maybe.

Original plans were to move the Marlins to Moscow and the Rays to Pyongyang anyway... but recent political developments make that unlikely now.

Dubs decides where the expansion team filling the Marlins' void goes to. Unfortunately, it has to be in the Americas.

>(Please say Monterrey, please say Monterrey, please...)

nome

Jacksonville

Wichita AAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY

Unalaska, Alaska

Whynot, Mississippi

>the Americas.
Mexico City

Disco, Tennessee

hell, mi

Loafers Glory, North Carolina

... As the Commissioner of Baseball, I wish to welcome the... uh, Carolina Loafers to Major League Baseball.

that's gonna be one hell of a mascot, rob

BASED

>A FUCKING SHOE

Ah well, no worse than a fucking fish.

Cleveland, Ohio could use a pro baseball team

kek i kind of want to see a leather shoe logo embroidered on a ball cap now

São Paulo

...

Not like any other teams are named after footwear

I tried

>Soo Choo
>Choo

kek. 10/10

The 2017 Cleveland Indians.

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