/brit/

Belfast edition

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MOST GIRLS

ARE SMART AND STRONG AND BEAUTIFUL

>I'm six foot six

>I lost my ginity to a black girl

yes. okay then... fuckface

never alone when you've got /brit/

Love God and his son Jesus lads.

remember when i used to unironically drift in my old beat up fiesta 1.6

youtube.com/watch?v=KJWJfRAGnHc

Turns out it is literally impossible to download this song & video

It cannot be done

always have to fake laugh at my dads jokes

hes an even bigger autist than i am
except of course he has had sex at least once whereas i am a complete loser

There's a word to describe Taylor Swift that exists only in Yiddish and I forget what it was. Anyone here speak Yiddish so I can figure it out?

Gevelt? Velt? Gevalt?

Just marathoned an episode of The Pacific

bit gay

WE NEED SOME MORE GIRLS IN HERE
THERES TOO MANY MAN
TOO MANY MANY MAN
TOO MANY MAN
TOO MANY MANY MAN

goy

goy

kept my warm hand on my stomach for too long and now I can't take it off without it feeling weird

lemme see da migraine skank

Howling at mongs that learnt to drive in manual.
Imagine being such a pleb you drive a manual.

>implying someone that's 6'6 wouldn't post here because they're automatically mega chad
6'6 is too tall, just makes me come across as a lanky mong
doesn't help that I have a babyface and struggle to grow facial hair despite my height

Explain yourself, Nigel

most girls?

not enough images itt (pronounced 'it')

ULLAH

need a bf to cuddle with :3

You're right/
six foot six is too tall and I genuinely feel sorry for you. You must be a skinny beanpole

I know and I love you lass, just need some human contact irl. botched my brain a bit from thinking being a hermit is really cool and manly for near 4 years

thinking of buying tinder plus, y/n?

LADIES LEMME SEE YA GO DOWN
HEAD SHOULDERS KNEES AND TOES

Really interesting
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pitkern_language

Pitkern, also known as Pitcairn-Norfolk[1][2] or Pitcairnese, is a creole language based on an 18th-century dialect of English and Tahitian. It is a primary language of Pitcairn Island, though it has more speakers on Norfolk Island. Unusually, although spoken on Pacific Ocean islands, it has been described as an Atlantic Creole.[

I heard it on a television show and it doesn't directly translate into English but it means something along the lines of "young woman with gorgeous hair and perky breasts that's widely admired".

Cultural enrichment
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-41448093

>tfw not white so i can't engage in this.

i have tinder gold, its good fun meeting people from across the world

Noo i love them in a plutonic sense. Im not the gay haha, God and his son Jesus would HATE that

Thinking men are rejecting the tyranny of white "women" and it's causing women to throw a fit because white men won't slave away for them and their unrealistic expectations.

>Mr Emmanuel, 27, from Stevenage, Hertfordshire, was punched, kicked, and hit with a blunt weapon during his ordeal on 10 February.

>His clothing was cut and he was stripped, blindfolded and trussed up at a house in the Gilmerton area of the capital.


>The gang accessed his online bank account and took cash from it before putting him in the car.

>He was driven through the city streets before he managed to disable the vehicle by pulling out fuses. He fought with his captors after the boot was opened at Buckstone Road.

what a badass

This is the place where 50% ofnthe population are rapists right?

And people on Thottbot were all like

>locs are cheating

And so I'm all like

>SHUT UP, YOU'RE ON THOTTBOT YOU'RE CHEATING ANYWAY

would honestly love to be in a hostage situation, hearing them converse amongst themselves when they realize they've kidnapped a guy who wants to die

would be HOWLING at them

y-y-y-you're not ready you black somalian
you're not ready you ethiopian bangladeshian you're not ready
wum tai omi ai wun sun lai
wun sen

Just saw a real happy looking dog run past me. Looks like hes gone and taken himself for a walk ahaha what a guy.

it's 25% for men in South africa.

>they access your bank account
>there's nothing in it

Kidnappers don't usually kill the victim they kidnap people to keep them hostage and extort money from their family

6'3-6'4 is the optimum height, I have to (subconsciously) crouch to fit through doorways
I was ridiculously skinny and bony growing up but now my metabolism has slowed down and I'm essentially skinnyfat

Wacky Bruce you here?

LOUIS IF YOU DO NOT OPEN THIS DOOR THEN I WILL BE FORCED TO GAIN ACCESS TO YOUR ROOM VIA THE WINDOW

...

really miss ethiopia lad

still can't believe the cartoon pony fandom is big enough for it's own board all these years later

Disagree lad I'd say 6"2 is. I'm only 5"11. Feels bad

Should have just shot the gang.

the so-called "pension pot"

Ain't got no money
Ain't got no speed
Ain't got no rent
Ain't got no weed
Ain't got no woman
Ain't got no car
Ain't got nooothing
Worth living for

Ain't got no lunch
Ain't got no munch
Ain't got no liquor
Ain't got much
Ain't got a pistol
Or a switch
Ain't got much 'a nothing
For which to live

*harmonica solo*

ryan confirmed

>its own board
It's a containment board just like Sup Forums is a containment board for racists. At least /mlp/fags stay in their board most of the time.

yeh was a shame he offed himself

footy yank you here

When I was in my second-last year of school there was a spate of knifepoint muggings right outside the school gate. We were told by the school to try to only use the main gate, to put a hoodie on over our school uniform, and to always leave the school in groups and on-time.

I used to deliberately leave slightly later than everyone else, by myself, and listening to music with my earphones clearly visible. I fantasised about being mugged and then just laughing at the mugger and attacking him.

I figured one of three things would happen:
1) I would get stabbed and die (most likely)
2) The muggers would freak out and run away (unlikely)
3) I'd be able to get the knife and stab one of the muggers (extremely unlikely)

Since I wanted to die anyway, I figured it was a win-win.

I never did get mugged though, probably for the best.

with the gun he keeps stuffed up his arse

thinking of getting a pair of these

Not necessarily big it was just to stop /mlp/ threads on Sup Forums and to make it a bannable offence to post mlp on any board that isn't /mlp/
Hello nigger.
Also not much of a containment board if 90 percent of Sup Forums agree with their views and places like Sup Forums Sup Forums and now /sci/ are filled with racists

Would really love to stick my willy in that

WUBBA LUBBA DUBSTEP MORTY
GET SCHWIFTY

he comes here all the time still
just moved back to yankistan now so you cant tell its him

p-p-p-pick up a penguin

ugggh

banned in tescos cause they play havoc with the self-scan machines

shoes lol!

shame on skepta
devilman's burning the flame on skepta
make the police find cocaine on skepta
....
SKEPTA'S A BATTYMAN

IIRC he drove a motorbike.
It's highly likely that he died in a high speed crash on his bike
Confirmed non-white
post nipple to redeem yourself
Pewds made a video laughing at RaM fans
youtube.com/watch?v=ymC0_pRU2Q4

...

containment boards are a redundant strategy since generals became a thing

haha what are they?

Whatever helps you sleep at night, racist brainlet.

>Pewds made a video
So?
Did I ask?

fuck off you child

Good point. This did, after all, take place in England.

t. autism shoe owner

...

Where was this? I'm guessing London, or Glasgow, or maybe Detroit.

howling, youre having a laugh right?

moot literally said it was a containment board you fucking reddit newfag

gb2 /r/thedonald

6'2 isn't that uncommon though
the one way thing I do like about my height is it's a good talking point
can't go to the pub with someone saying to me in the toilets "fuck me, you're a tall cunt"

You know I'm right
Sup Forums Sup Forums /sci/ are all Sup Forums colonies
Pewds released his userbase demographics and it was all mostly people in their early 20s
Literal butthurt commie that pewds us on our side

if someone tried to mug me I would just scream and charge at them

Barnes
its actually a very posh area, which I guess is why the muggers targeted it - lots of kids with iPhones and all that

>moot

what?

>moot
Eho?

TOWER HAMLETS
IS
OVER
50%
M U S L I M
U
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Hello brainlet I never said it wasn't a containment board.
Not much of a containment board if 90 percent of Sup Forums agree with their views and most boards like Sup Forums are Sup Forums colonies
Also post proofs
Also I don't like Trump because he bombed Assad

Sup Forums is nowhere near as much of a Sup Forums colony as somewhere like /k/

alri tarqs, how much did daddy pay per year for the ol' boarding school?

>Sup Forums is a Sup Forums colony
It really isn't. You Sup Forumstards are like a couple of angry preachers standing on a soap box in the main square and shouting at the top of your lungs while people either ignore you or make fun of you.

ah yes
silly me, cant believe i havent scrutinised the userbase demographics of pewdiepie, oh deary me WHAT a state i am in how embarrassing

i amend my statement:
fuck off you manchild

>90 percent of Sup Forums agree with their views

uhhh i dont think 90% of Sup Forums don't drink tap water becuase of fluoride and are convinced that jews are causing us to race mix to "enslave us"

Renamed to Minaret Hamlets when?

I went to a relatively expensive posh school.

While muggings did happen, it was much more common for pakis who attended the school to rob people's phones while their clothes were left in the changing rooms during P.E.

It was literally ALWAYS pakis.

£8101 a year iirc

This is its Mayor

yes it is it was always called Sup Forums2.0 back in the day also all of the memes are racist.
see:
encyclopediadramatica.rs/Int/
see above
I didn't know alberto barbossa, designated shitting streets, argentinia is white, sweden YES and the old polandball memes (which were always racist see pic)
were anything other than Sup Forums lite also look at the link I posted above

we didnt have any pakis in our school