/cric/ - AUSTRALIA vs ENGLAND - 2017/18 Ashes Series Thread #35

Holly a mong edition
Dinner break coming up

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hungry hurry up fellas

>11 late

Autism

Rugby.

is shit

Previous:

thank fuck i can do some spirit cooking

/rlwc/

>Hollythread
Dropped.

>have late dinner
>whole session of cricket left

BASED day/night test

The FINAL is on in less than 20 (Twenty) minutes guys!

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youtu.be/KLz79sd_rOg

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>Hollythread
Picked up

This is so boring. Try fucking scoring.

don't think this semen slurping sport is for me lads

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Can I get a qrd on what the fuck this sport is

>there's a cricket videogame

Is it any good?

please watch our sport

no

It's a sport for people above 56% whiteness

BIG

Search cricket in your preferred search engine.

Hello :)

cheryl-morgan.com/?page_id=23

STRONG

Aren't poos, pakis and island-nogs the best tho?

nah la. Half the game, bowling, is boring as fuck and the captaincy is retarded. Batting is ok if you play T20's but you need actual autism if you want to play a test properly

the goal seems simple enough on the face of it (score runs) but in reality it's a test of mental and physical endurance
a test match goes for 5 days, with a single pair of batters sometimes playing for more than one day

why does he keep calling vaughn the captain cringe

>Aren't poos, pakis and island-nogs the best tho?

What's par?

Are they not?

probably 340

>american enters Sup Forums thread
>within 2 posts already makes it about race

Clockwork.

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no, its just a meme that comes from them being the only sport theyre actually alright at

>Are they not?

>Aren't poos, pakis and island-nogs the best tho?

I remember seeing a few years ago in a /cric/ thread a comparison between cricket and baseball, helped a lot. Would work better for explaining the game to Americans desu

Why are the Windies so godawful now?

see

Why do they have a different color ball at night? Baseball doesn't change color depending on time of day

>only sport theyre actually alright at
island nogs also kicked USA out of world cup qualification despite their main sport being cricket

>Why are the Windies so godawful now?

was just talking about curries really

>comparison between cricket and baseball

Stupid comparison because they're pretty much completely different. If you try to explain to an American cricket in baseball terms they just get more confused.

>Tinnitus & Tortoise

afghanistan seem to still be improving 2bh

love holly

It worked great for me desu

a red ball at night looks brown, it's hard for the batter to see it against the pitch which is also brown

Yeah I'm from reddit originally but I've been here since the start of the ashes series so I'm one of you now.

baseball uses a new ball each pitch

No actually I was told it was a sport for people over 56% white

>It worked great for me desu

Who /9news/ here?

>that dumb cunt who drove his maserati into the floodwater

Good point, forgot cricket uses the same ball the whole time

(it's not every pitch, average is about 7)

whats it like to get pandered too lads

Brobably some rich chinese cunt tbqh

world test match series final

>cricket uses the same ball the whole time

I think the main issue with the baseball to cricket explanation approach is that it focuses on mechanics, where the main difference is really in psychology and atmosphere (in baseball each batter is only on for minutes at a time, in cricket can be a couple of days at a time)

Sometimes I have dreams where I am an American. I feel so powerful in them, like I could destroy all of /cric/ without even breaking a sweat.

>commentators discussing dab

It's just water bro, what's the worst that can happen?

im unironically getting triggered by these bsa's

>Dinner

>"Catching a ball with your bare hands is really hard and impressive"

in a good mood

>"Doing a caught and bowled with a huge glove that makes it easy is super hard and impressive."

>driving a maserati through footscray

the virgin Rawlings, the chad Kookaburra

Think the BSA was prompty scared off.

I missed it, did bushman dab when he got to 50?

nachos for din dins lads

vaughan is a complete fucking idiot

fat cunt

Has everyone started their Christmas shopping yet?

Oportos was good lads hadnt had it in a while

never had oporto or nandos tbH

nah mate, he looked super serious
big score incoming

>joe turds

baheer shah is not out again lads

disgusting

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who /incel/ here?

wtf is it raining again?

do you have to be a virgin to be an /incel/

>australian summer

not me, i have the sex heaps with really hot girls who all say that I'm the best sexer that they have ever had the PLEASURE to do some sex with.

no

youtube.com/watch?v=_kY09CPFirM

new one's out lads

can you have sex with me

/volcel/ here

Stumps lad

a-are you a g-girl?

yeah alright we got 6 minutes before the cricket starts up