Aussies On The Ropes - Comfy Adelaide Day/Night Test
/cric/ - AUSTRALIA vs ENGLAND - 2017/18 Ashes Series Thread #36
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first for marsh century
pavement
kek I loved this shit stirring by Smith
Shaun Marsh score a century?
average cap m8
WTF it's a full moon at my house AND a full moon at the stadium. What are the odds?
Which English players voted leave?
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do you live at the stadium
>Sneed shit got out to this thing
Haha omg there's one here too! Hahah wow this is crazy haha
9 posts early autism garbage shan't post itt
moeen ali
Pretty sure it was England shit stirring with the position and Smith getting triggered tbqh
Millennials on suicide watch
Channel 9 commentary has noticeably improved from a couple of years ago.
KP is trying to channel Brayshaw but that aside it's not complete dogshit anymore. Not great but not an embarrassment either.
sleeper cunt
Moeen
>this is a 10 in bongland
>all these cunts hogging the good moon
Mine is a gibbous at best lads.
any ute girls watch grigg?
Anderson seems triggered all the time anyway so I don't really see the point in sledging him
the birthday paradox in action
i reckon hardly any would have. perhaps stokes
Whats the average amount of runs scored in an inning?
Kill Magellan Marcus when?
Post best girl to distract from imminent collapse
Anything better than a bunnings gift card?
>reddit: the watch
Didn't release that Ragnar was a gambling patrician
at least 12
KP legitimately sounds like he's going to murder everyone sitting with him out of nowhere. He sounds almost psychotic with his outbursts that just come out of nowhere.
shoo Sup Forums shoo
Do not talk to me.
this Magellan ad seems kinda dispiriting, like they don't want me to be a good goy globalist.
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60
BASED new Germans
took a big smith's average in bangladesh lads
filtered
baste
300-350, in Australia more like 350 probably.
Handscum scored any runs down the ground?
and thats why that leg "slip" is retarded
i think it was during the world cup so probably a brazilian
>blandscomb
>mush
this should be a walkover
Why are you aussies panicking then? Are your best batters out or something
He's also trying desperately hard to fit in with he 'lads' with pathetic pandering and le funny inside jokes (hahahha remember that time Slats got run out??; How fat is Tubs!?).
He knows what he's talking about when it comes to batting. But the guy is an absolute flog.
Do the non-strikers know they're allowed to stand wider?
i would say 330
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*dabs*
Handscomb looks so vulnerable to getting out LBW...
marsh and handscomb have potential but not very reliable
Fact nuke
Our only reliable scorer is Smith. The rest could easily get knocked over for less than 200
Really not a fan of these kwiff ads tbqh
Yes. Positions 8-11 tend to be bowlers and so basically aren't expected to score many runs. Although Australia's tail end is pretty okay for batting.
Australia aren't in a bad position, but with the loss of Warner and Smith (their 2 best basically) the game is up in the air.
what does woakes even do
He's trying to play like smoth without the hand eye coordination of course
pretends to be a dangerous bowling threat
smith is literally the only one who doesn't fold like a house of cards under constant pressure (although basedcroft definitely has potential too)
literally everyone else on the team can either do amazingly or get their wicket taken immediately and nobody has any idea why or when, it just happens
first class cricket more like worst class cricket amright lads
A Bunnings snag
>i-it's sold out on day 1!!
>literally throw blankets on the stands to try and hide that it's not actually sold out
pathetic as always badelaide
this
being the most handsome man in both the teams
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KP is a legend. Healy on the other hand is a nasally negative shit cunt.
>its a smug root thread
Handscomb fucking hell mate.
Looking forward to his interactions with Glenn "Puts the knife into wildlife" McGrath on his dead wife day.
>who is starc
n-no homo
ooooooohh
gets scrubs like warner out
lol NO WAY
screamed the stable boy
>face filled with ugly pimples
>handsome
lmao lad
NEW
Pretty much on track to what I predicted. England definitely ahead here, draw possible if there's more rain tomorrow
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>grow up in the golden era/s of Australian cricket
>now convinced 4/176 is a horrible score because we used to regularly be 4/450
>literally describing the English batting lineup for the last 20 years
tell me about reality kek
He thought Mark Waugh captained Australia
some say he's the long-lost third bogdanoff brother
ricky pontings hook
I hope your "predictions" take into account that we're likely to be 20/3 inside 10 overs. This batting lineup is awful
>the golden era
>tfw warne lara hooper wars
woke up about 24 hours ago
what time does bunnings open?
if aus can make it to 200 without losing another wicket I'd say we're still in it desu
7am
thats a large sword
nigga looks like a macro of the moon
dont even feel tired
do you guys have any faith in paine with the stick?
she doesn't get them out lads don't fucking bother