/cric/ - AUSTRALIA vs ENGLAND - 2017/18 Ashes Series Thread #36

Aussies On The Ropes - Comfy Adelaide Day/Night Test

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first for marsh century

pavement

kek I loved this shit stirring by Smith

Shaun Marsh score a century?

average cap m8

WTF it's a full moon at my house AND a full moon at the stadium. What are the odds?

Which English players voted leave?

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do you live at the stadium

>Sneed shit got out to this thing

Haha omg there's one here too! Hahah wow this is crazy haha

9 posts early autism garbage shan't post itt

moeen ali

Pretty sure it was England shit stirring with the position and Smith getting triggered tbqh

Millennials on suicide watch

Channel 9 commentary has noticeably improved from a couple of years ago.

KP is trying to channel Brayshaw but that aside it's not complete dogshit anymore. Not great but not an embarrassment either.

sleeper cunt

Moeen

>this is a 10 in bongland

>all these cunts hogging the good moon

Mine is a gibbous at best lads.

any ute girls watch grigg?

Anderson seems triggered all the time anyway so I don't really see the point in sledging him

the birthday paradox in action

i reckon hardly any would have. perhaps stokes

Whats the average amount of runs scored in an inning?

Kill Magellan Marcus when?

Post best girl to distract from imminent collapse

Anything better than a bunnings gift card?

>reddit: the watch

Didn't release that Ragnar was a gambling patrician

at least 12

KP legitimately sounds like he's going to murder everyone sitting with him out of nowhere. He sounds almost psychotic with his outbursts that just come out of nowhere.

shoo Sup Forums shoo

Do not talk to me.

this Magellan ad seems kinda dispiriting, like they don't want me to be a good goy globalist.

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60

BASED new Germans

took a big smith's average in bangladesh lads

filtered

baste

300-350, in Australia more like 350 probably.

Handscum scored any runs down the ground?

and thats why that leg "slip" is retarded

i think it was during the world cup so probably a brazilian

>blandscomb
>mush
this should be a walkover

Why are you aussies panicking then? Are your best batters out or something

He's also trying desperately hard to fit in with he 'lads' with pathetic pandering and le funny inside jokes (hahahha remember that time Slats got run out??; How fat is Tubs!?).

He knows what he's talking about when it comes to batting. But the guy is an absolute flog.

Do the non-strikers know they're allowed to stand wider?

i would say 330

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*dabs*

Handscomb looks so vulnerable to getting out LBW...

marsh and handscomb have potential but not very reliable

Fact nuke

Our only reliable scorer is Smith. The rest could easily get knocked over for less than 200

Really not a fan of these kwiff ads tbqh

Yes. Positions 8-11 tend to be bowlers and so basically aren't expected to score many runs. Although Australia's tail end is pretty okay for batting.

Australia aren't in a bad position, but with the loss of Warner and Smith (their 2 best basically) the game is up in the air.

what does woakes even do

He's trying to play like smoth without the hand eye coordination of course

pretends to be a dangerous bowling threat

smith is literally the only one who doesn't fold like a house of cards under constant pressure (although basedcroft definitely has potential too)

literally everyone else on the team can either do amazingly or get their wicket taken immediately and nobody has any idea why or when, it just happens

first class cricket more like worst class cricket amright lads

A Bunnings snag

>i-it's sold out on day 1!!
>literally throw blankets on the stands to try and hide that it's not actually sold out
pathetic as always badelaide

this

being the most handsome man in both the teams

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KP is a legend. Healy on the other hand is a nasally negative shit cunt.

>its a smug root thread

Handscomb fucking hell mate.

Looking forward to his interactions with Glenn "Puts the knife into wildlife" McGrath on his dead wife day.

>who is starc

n-no homo

ooooooohh

gets scrubs like warner out

lol NO WAY

screamed the stable boy

>face filled with ugly pimples
>handsome
lmao lad

NEW

Pretty much on track to what I predicted. England definitely ahead here, draw possible if there's more rain tomorrow

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>grow up in the golden era/s of Australian cricket
>now convinced 4/176 is a horrible score because we used to regularly be 4/450

>literally describing the English batting lineup for the last 20 years

tell me about reality kek

He thought Mark Waugh captained Australia

some say he's the long-lost third bogdanoff brother

ricky pontings hook

I hope your "predictions" take into account that we're likely to be 20/3 inside 10 overs. This batting lineup is awful

>the golden era

>tfw warne lara hooper wars

woke up about 24 hours ago

what time does bunnings open?

if aus can make it to 200 without losing another wicket I'd say we're still in it desu

7am

thats a large sword

nigga looks like a macro of the moon

dont even feel tired

do you guys have any faith in paine with the stick?

she doesn't get them out lads don't fucking bother