God damn you Kek, you've stepped over the line this time. You can't make IKEA sell BBC hotdogs!
>The hot dog, which is a staggering 30cm long, was released by Ikea to celebrate the store's 10 year anniversary, according to Rocket News 24
Is this an attempt to spread Swedish 'culture' abroad?
I'm more upset that the condiments run down the side of the bun. How the fuck are you supposed to hold that?
That looks absolutely disgusting.
>horse meat, no thanks
Who the fuck unironically eats mustard?
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>Swedish "Culture":
>shit meatballs
>overprice shit furniture
>overprice shit chocolate
>sale unswedish Cinnamon roll
Such culture
>thinks anything at IKEA is expensive
This is how you know you live in a third world country.
wow i hate ikea now
he didn't say expensive, he said overprice.
>Sweden
Japanese love Black bread.
We have Ikea too pewdipie,
I did not think shit is expensive, shit is expensive, and I have to put it together myself. You know how much of a pain that can be without tools?
And that doesn't imply that he can get the same thing cheaper?
Reminder black buns like turn your shit green.
Its a sloppy bbc apparently
Which doesn't imply expensive
That just looks like food dye, and consequently colored diarrhea.
Imagine if it was a blood sausage on a dark rye or pumpernickel bun. That would be fucking delicious.
Also
>sauce on the bun so you can't properly hold it
>frank longer than the bun so you don't get a soft bready chew before snapping into the meat
Everything about this is just awful.
no, it can mean that the quality of the furniture is not worth the price asked...Come on sweden, at least try to defend yourself with logic...
I guess you'd rather eat cocks, friend?
Well I dont eat hotdogs regardless, as I dont eat pork, but mustard is just nasty.
The mustard race, obviously..
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Damn thank you, I almost forgot
You don't know SHIT faggot
Mustard strongly belongs with every non-saucisson sausage or ham
>You know how much of a pain that can be without tools?
But Ikea typically supplies the tools needed to assemble their products.. I have more IKEA-spec allan keys I have use for.
>Doesn't eat pork
>Doesn't eat mustard
>(((Americans)))
Mustard is great you fucking yank
That Kuro Pearl looks delicious.
>I dont eat pork
Abibi pls go
How does one ironically eat mustard?
The tools they provide are shit in quality, probably cost them a dime for 100 of them. 95 percent of the time I actually have to bust out my own tools.
This
I ate pic related last year
tasted like shit and made my shit green
In Sweden IKEA is pretty much the cheapest shit you can get.
>I don't eat pork
Get out of my country.
>The tools they provide are shit in quality
Who cares if a) you only need them once to assemble your furniture and b) everybody has their own tools, like you already say?
Also how do you even need your own? Do you literally break IKEA allan keys because you're retarded or something?
>black coloured food
>Sup Forums has to think of black dicks
Are you sure there's something wrong with society rather than with yourself?
Quit trying to import your BBC.
>No source
>OP has Swedish flag but speaks about Swedish people in third person
>Poll just gobble it up
When did you guys loose all your critical thinking abilites?
Im not muslim, but my muslim friends did redpill me on pork
Pork is filthy and unhealthy, enjoy your cancer
Nah senpai, Pro-Trump home depot is.
Where the fuck are actual Ikea stores? I travel all over the US and have never seen one.
I just get flatpack furniture from Walmart.
>Cuck Level: Infinity
> Swedish culture
> big black penises
Hey Mustard is fucking awesome
This is why you dont have any friends
The meatballs in Ikea are god tier. I love giant black Sweedish meatballs.
Do they just spray paint the buns? Because that's what it looks like.
Kek
usually squid ink flavor. Sometimes just food coloring
>everything that's black is a BBC xD
None of my friends like mustard either
>Is this an attempt to spread Swedish 'culture' abroad?
LEL, I don't think so. Japanese people have a certain fascination for black food, don't know why.
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You must admit that IKEA selling 30 cm long BLACK sausages is pretty fucking funny.
>his id is mustard color
Thats not a Nija Dog ... thats the "German Dog"
Black-Red-Gold
For the Fatherland
I tried the one on the left when I visited glorious nippon country, breddy gud.
>Swedish company invents icecream that pops in your mouth as you suck on it
Somebody post the picture.
If that is the size of the BBC then I don't understand the fascination of my wife
Remind me of Germany flag
they like eat strange things, like color food. Black, red, blue, pink.etc
Well it looks pretty cool, i don't know why Sup Forums always associate Black with niggers
>t. Jonte 16
ITS PART OF A FESTIVAL
THERE IS ALWAYS A BLACK VERSION AND A RED VERSION OR SOME COMBINATION
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When will they finally realize that nice crisp brown is the best color?
As in all things, brown is best.
>Not eating red snappers
embarrassing
Who shit in that jar?
dumb murrifat doesn't know mustard...
mustard
like the color of your id
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>jet black
>when you know where they learned
>candyfood food
>kuro means black
I learned that because of this mecha. Now someone tell me watching anime is a waste of time.
Could you put that OP's hotdog in this pic as Swedish hot dog?
cuck
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WHY ISN'T IT A RED SNAPPER
A E S T H E T I C
690 yen for a burger what he fuck
I hope that comes with a bj from a little loli or im going fucking cray cray up in there.
They're at about the price of a Big Tasty Bacon in Germany.
This is why I rarely go to McD nowadays. They're just not worth that much.
>eating pork
Good goy.
It is a trolling bait of poor quality. Very efficiwnt though. Pol level has never being this low.
Actually, a spicy burger sounds nice. I'd easily eat one of those.
you are un-american
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Probably
>t. Sven in denial
>practice tool for blossoming young homosexuals
What the fuck is this article, thats a good thing?! Why do they want to encourage this jesus christ.
HANS
PREPARE ZE OVEN
WE GOT ANOTHER ONE
>a great practicing tool for blossoming, young homosexuals
Are they implying that women don't eat these as well? Why did they have to jump straight to talking about gays?
Thanks bro
>Aka Samurai Beef
you hold it carefully at the tip and stabilize it with your mouth. like a BBC
>great practice tool for blossoming, young homosexuals
>and the warty tip is a good reminder to always practice safe-sex
> sweden
> finding bbc in everything he looks at
Why am i not surprised
Pork is indeed nasty. All beef hot dog or gtfo. I will accet turkey dog as well. Only fat fucks eat pork.
Leave it to some dumb fucking Sweede to think everything black is related to big black cocks.
I guess when you find out what Nero Spaghetti is you will flip your shit over that, which is black noodles.
They use squid ink for lots of foods over there because it enhances the flavor. Only in Sweden does a group of people obsess over cocks so bad Jesus Christ get a immigrant all ready.
