Ephemeral /trb/

Ye Olde Yreade: >Facepack (scroll down for torrent):
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>Real names and German/Japanese NT fix
sortitoutsi.net/downloads/view/29149/fm2017-real-names-and-german-national-team-fix-file-beta-v11-for-fm17-beta-20102016

>Logos
fmscout.com/c-fm18-logos.html

>Pastebin: Learn how to tribble
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>Macca's official /trb/ database:
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>Dead Discord
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>Thread Official Song:
youtube.com/watch?v=pupsfTIQIjQ

>Thread Official Match:
footballia.net/matches/netherlands-spain

Bad match

colonization edition

Gotta say that OP really went downhill for 16 but 18 is trying to save face

quite the first half right here, fml

Intake day sub-edition
gib nicknames

>me in charge of attaching pics
haha fuck

Not as bad as getting choking the title in the last 2 matches and not scoring a single goal for the first time in the season in the most important match.

i'm fairly sure this team has the qualities to do just that tBh, maybe fight for the first place and then choke in the end
fuck dunedin polytech btw, fucking cucks

>this filename

>CL finalist
>have to play the 2nd qualifying round next year

Looks like Norway

Maybe if you would have won it...

3rd qualifying round at best.

Who is that blonde player behind Vardy?

Me!

>Jovial

How shit are you at supporting the rest of your country? Your squad shouldn't be that good without you having a better qualifying berth than that. Other teams in your country should be winning more europa league games by now. I haven't made a single CL knockout yet and I already have two Maltese teams in the CL qualifiers each year.

I'm in the year 2036 and I have only once seen a team other than me make either the EL or CL group stage. They've been starting in the 3rd round for the EL now, but they're failing miserably.
Back in FM13, teams from my league were competing regularly in the group stages, but something seems to be different in this FM.

I'm keeping my 39 year old captain on the payroll for the sole purpose of resolving all conflicts for me.
He hasn't failed once.

>1280x1024

...

Which one is it going to be?

r8 my best prospect

Should I accept y/n
Also Tenerife won't fire me if I accept right?

0/10

>consistent performer
>fairly professional
>14 finishing
>12 composure
Found my Pipo Inzaghi
Shame about his concentration

I love it and the extra vertical space.

Which FM is that? Because they have never managed to resolve a conflict about a player leaving in FM17 for me.

Fucking Mou

I took the job
r8 my group

Ozil/10

i did it again xddddd

FM18. It really works wonders.

oli
gayrod
vicky
johnny
johnni
>moyes
100% jesus
anchor
oscar mike

the rest are all called jane

>Jonay Serratosa
Johnny Saratoga
>Alex Bertua
Alex Bertuccia
>Adonay Ceballos
Chardonnay Zapallos

>England has no coaches

Only Oli and Vicky got admitted
Only Bertuccia and Chardonnay got admitted

thanks for playing

Has anyone managed NTs in 17? Why am I not allowed to hire scouts? How am I supposed to scout which players to bring to the NT? pls help

oh my god QTinho you have been immense today.

The coaches have the scouting responsibilities.

w-why?
Also I can't scout players, just competitions or teams, why?

because >SI, dont ask questions

you can read that si either in english or spanish

But why would they do that?

I read it sì

idk tBh, 90% of NT management is actually scouting players to find who's really valid and should play in the team

i always read it sì too btw, works either way

Golden generation
Feels good man

Dude I need a reason.
Why would SI do this?
What is the thinking behind it?
That only means your first team players are shit.

twitter.com/milessi

proceed to ask and get blocked

also call him mikey

Ok I'll do it gimme hashtags

THERE WE GO

#metoo

PSL lol

I don't know mate.
Half of them are wanted by one of the two Manchesters.

#fantasydraft

I didn't like your hashtags desu

#ouryearla

>arse
wonga cant keep getting away with it

is this some kind of mutiny?

nah i think it's just arsenal, and manu is playing quite well

Midfielders passing to attackers or defenders thinking they're Messi needs to stop.

>9 minutes of added time
See, FM18 isn't bugged!

pogba needs to stop fucking with his hair tBqH, it's getting ridiculous

good counters though

Jeffery dauhmer

Is he wearing rice crean with cherry sauce for a hat?

i made a meme mom

I'm so happy tbf

>33% possession
>5 shots to 28
FM IRL

>long throws 4
>(las) Palmas
it indeed is disgusting

>attributes all evenly distributed
>no 20s
>jack of all trades, master of none

Disgusting.

this will end in tears...

Post Jair pics

brilliant match

SHIT
We were 1 goal away from the CL and our striker missed a 1v1 against the keeper at the 88th minute
Just fuck my shit up

lmao Pogdab is a fucken idiot.

what the fuck was he thinking?

That is dark dark dark dark dark red

The Dark Arts of Mourderball

>17 years old hot prospect striker scores a hat-trick in the local derby

Thats how legends are made.

combine that red with his comments about hoping City's players get injured...any appeal attempt is going to get laughed out of the room.

Why is arsenal playing through the middle?

Wenger is the moral winner, but the defensive mistakes were inexcusable. Perhaps I'd rather take a red than see errors like that.

i would've preferred a draw from the outset, but i'm fine with Arsenal losing as i view them as more direct CL-spot-rivals than United.

Mou with five very winnable matches, me with to potential trip-ups at home against Man City and Liverpool.
Rivals to whom?

WOULD YOU ADAM AND EVE IT?

Liverpool m8

it works in fm

Do you think Arsene secretly bases his tactical intelligence on FM's match engine?

Why don't those disgusting footballers transplant a hand to the middle of their sewer rat faces instead of having to hold their hand there all the time?

its a possibility

He has probably gone through this scenario in FM Mobile a few times, but not even FM defenders are this stupid.

I pulled a Bielsa

Taking this team to Premiership level would take me seasons

Not even tempted by a summer of signing 11 free Premiership level players?

>>>vg

butters plz

pls someone

I hope Auckland will still hire me so I can make a fight for the champions league within 2 seasons and fuck off from poo pee land

I would have done it right tBh
it's

Auckland hired Hamiltons manager so I'm applying for Hamilton now.

That mask doesn't make Sergio Ramos look less like a twat.

Tell me about Ramos, why does he wear the mask?

For you.

This might have been a mistake

It might be difficult to get a better job after crashing Hawke's Bay with no survivors.