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Azor Jaqen

With only 313 replies, same as my house number.

This man was the hero that the Seven Kingdoms needed, but didn't deserve.

/our girl/

So
Lets get that magic powers set up

Whitewalker powers:
Can shatter normal steel-weapons either instantly, or after a few hits, depending on the strength of the impact, and temperature.

Are super agile and fast/graceful. Don’t seem to weight much.

Have Aura of coldness that makes enemies freeze and help shatter their weapons.

Resistance to Normal weapons, due to icy skin, but not immune.

Can resurrect the dead and can give simple orders, to a horde of undead, or specific orders to few.

Very long life spans. Perhaps immortal.

Above human strength (show only?)


>you agree guys?

(You)

Jaqen H'Ghar, once a free man of the free city of Lorath, leader of the Faceless Men in Braavos.

Jaqen H'ghar will become the king of Westeros, ruler of the seven kingdoms. With blessings of the Many-Faced God, he will destroy the White Walkers and become the Azor Ahai.

Azor Jaqen

>Tywin vs the White Walker army
>Tywin loses in 30 seconds
>new message from ice2meetyou91: gg no re

This man (before he became the faceless man) was once Jaqen H'ghar, a criminal of Lorath. He was charming, kind, cute, smart and funny.

Then one day, Jaqen decide he wants to be a assassin,so he joined the faceless man and became a skilled assassin.

This man: Jaqen H'ghar would become the most powerfull faceless man of all.

Wight power:

Undead power. Cannot die or even be injured from wounds. Zombies in this world continue to “live” even if head is destroyed.

Magic resurrection lies in the flesh. Cannot go on moving if only skeleton remains (fuck da show in this regard and its spooke scary skeleton)

Has memories of past life, which can be used to complete complex orders from Whitewalker.

Can be put in stasis, and awakened based on past orders from Whitewalker.

Can smell the living.

Unknown rules for resurrection. Creatures’ do not need to die from Wight’s or Whitewalker’s in ordre to be raised from a fair amount of distance. Can maybe be ressed instantly during a battle, if a Whitewalker gives attention to it.

Reported to have surprisingly strength. Perhaps due to magic influence in the flesh and muscle. Making them go to the absolute capabilities of their physically extension, and maybe even further.

Wights weakness:
Fire
Decays like a normal corpse. Especially in non-cold weather. (fuckyou walkingdead)

anything I missed?
And how you counter them?

Don't forget to visit /lbg/

Jaqen H'ghar, born in the free city of Lorath, was a Lorathi criminal who later emigrated to Braavos to become a Faceless Men. After getting the Braavos citizenship, he began the training in the House of Black and White.

Jaqen H'ghar is Lorathi-Braavosi former criminal turned Faceless Men.

But why was Jaqen a criminal?
Why did he emigrated to Braavos?
Why did he became a member of the Faceless Men?
Does Jaqen still have relatives? Other H'ghar brothers and sisters?
Does Jaqen H'ghar work-out? Hobbies?

((Me))

Tywin was the best ruler Westeros could ever imagine. Ask Houses Tarbeck and Reyne whether fucking with Tywin is a good idea.

I'm coming over

Please do

How does he die in the books? Tyrion is a pos anyway. You're right.

Is the original story neutral or more like the show (Stark/Targaryen side)?

Jaqen Hgar doesn't exist.
Yes and no,
Yes, before joining the faceless men and becoming no one, he was Jaqen H'Ghar from the free city of Lorath.
No, he is now a faceless men, his former face, name and life means nothing to him anymore. He must now share his face with rest of the faceless men.

Here comes Jaqen H'Ghar..........and Arya Stark!

>How does he die in the books? Tyrion is a pos anyway. You're right.
tyrion kills him for making him believe for years that Tysha was a whore who never loved him when it was the opposite he snapped it was nothing to do with Shae. He kills Shae while shes begging for her life not in self defense.

What if Arya stabbed Jaqen to death? What would happend?

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Watching Game of Thrones is making me hungry. Time to eat pic related!

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And to drink pic related.

The fucking fuck....

I think the show is pretty good, as good as the books

Honestly the things i want the most from the books in the show are Bran chapters in full, then Brienne, Pod, and Hyle in the Riverlands. And I want Iain Glen to play crazy slave Jorah who has abandoned the honor of knighthood.

Spoony?

No, a man's name is Jaqen, Jaqen H'ghar.

>let's just keep trying to limp this shit long even though it's clear no one wants it except us lifeless autists

morbidly obese people who can't leave their house have more of a life than you losers.

Maisie doing vore porn, when?

>Lord Tyrion, it's been a long time, how have you been since your atempted murder of my younger brother ?
>Lord Tyrion, my name is Davos Seaworth, I wanted to tell you that I'm grateful for you murdering my son with wildfire, he was a Stannis supporter, and no one was more evil than Stannis Baratheon.

>jon and tyrion meeting in a location with sand
>last time we saw jon he was in winterfell
>last time we saw tyrion he was on a boat between essos and westeros

we're hitting levels of CIA's jetpack that shouldn't be possibe

House H'ghar.

I have no doubt D&D would be hack enough to write shit like this, but they certainly don't remember any of that anyway.

lol, are the dothraki going to survive the winter cold by wearing a carpet on their shoulder

also, is that a handshake?

>but they certainly don't remember any of that anyway.
oh trust me when it comes to Stannis they remember him as the evil devil

Golden Company!

>superagile

They are not super agile and fast man, where did you get this from? Just look at the Jon Snow vs Whitewalker scene from s05e09.

I agree with everything else but it has to be said that only the Night King is actually good at ressurecting dead people because he can do it by the hundreds and without touching them, while the normal white walkers do only with a touch and only 1 by 1.

Golden Company POV when?

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

Gendrick

well that yes, was talking about Tyrion wildfire'ing Matthos

this.

>well that yes, was talking about Tyrion wildfire'ing Matthos
oh yeah they'll change it to be Davos' faulting for following an unlawful "Usurper" because show Tyrion can do no wrong

Remember that time Dean Charles Chapman jerked off with his cousin on Omegle? Is that a thing most teenagers do? There seems to be an entire subgenre of internet porn that is just dudes jerking off with each other on omegle. That seems really strange to me. When I was a teen, my friends and I would watch porn and stuff, but we'd never have our fucking dicks out in front of each other because that's pretty gay.

Does Moqorro know?
Does he care?

When I was teen I didn't have any friends, so I wouldn't know.
What about Tyrion and Ellaria, is he going to be chill about the whole Myrcella thing? Or about the fact he almost got killed for Olenna's crime?

that actor who played the cock merchant in S5 should have been Moqorro or Brown benn

>lol, are the dothraki going to survive the winter cold by wearing a carpet on their shoulder
It a valyrian rug that magically keeps them warm
>also, is that a handshake?
No it's a pound

That was Mr. Eko. It's insane they wasted such a good actor for one stupid little role. It would have been great to have him as Moqurro or even the We Wuz Kangz guy.

best girl

Sansa "The Mind Trick Queen" Stark is the only thing that matters

Ddid you just call Queen Sansa a "thing"?
Please delete your tumblr right away, misogynistic pig.

First Stark best Stark

g-guys remember season 1, remember when this show was good and everything made sense

is this accurate?

I'd say so.

>first stark
>he's the second youngest

the only girl in asoiaf who is smart for her age is Arya.

the other girls are like 5-10 years behind in mental age, and the adults are all mentally challenged.

I think it has more to do with the quality of their chapters.

>sansafags think women keep their maiden names as middle names in ASOIAF because Jon thinks ONCE of Catelyn as Catelyn Tully Stark, even though he thinks of her as Catelyn Stark and Lady Stark every other time

WEW

He's the first Stark introduced. Pussy.

Brown Ben is a black dude? I thought he was a lil darker than the other crackas

>smart for her age
>"hey mr h'ghar please go kill those mean soldiers instead of tywin lannister"

Well I would rather survive with less pain while captured than kill leaders for them to be repaced by their more terrible heirs. If you got lucky Kevan would take up for Tywin, if you weren't you would get cersei and littlefinger and whoever else can urge cersei o fuck everything

this has been discussed about 50 million times on every GoT/asoiaf website.

a 9y/o kid in this situation would ALWAYS want the torturer right next to her dead. Don't see the big picture.

She's extremely smart for her age. This one was just average, but she had a lot of other great ones. Reread agot.

It's obvious on a reread how GRRM wanted arya to contrast sansa about that.

Like when shit hits the fan, Arya thinks about asking the goldcloaks for protection but then says does nothing because she is uncertain about who they're loyal to...
This is insanely smart for a 9y/o girl of a medieval era.

Sansa on the other hand willingly go talk to Cersei who was already established as an enemy at this point ( Lady ).

This is the comfiest general of my life. I can't wait for pre-season period to start, all the theories and memes. Ahhh. Hi bros

>dothraki follow power and strength
>tyrion is a weak dwarf
>remember he's an intelligent mastermind kingpin game master playing 12D chess with varys and littlefinger
>come to understand why some random allahu dothraki doesn't just hack his little head off

most arrogant dumb fuck in the series
every strategic move he makes is retarded
only wins by sheer coincidence

>crushing upstart shitty lesser Houses in open battle
>retarded
>sheer coincidence

>>crushing upstart shitty lesser Houses in open battle
exactly, literally all he can do is crush lesser houses with massive numerical superiority

>only choosing to fight battles you can win
>retarded
>sheer coincidence

>>only choosing to fight battles you can win
ahahahahahaha

Is that statement, wrong, my dumb shitposting friend? Which battle that he chose to fight did he lose? The battle over the shitter while his son had a crossbow wasn't one he chose btw.

he lost to fucking edmure
who was outnumbered 2:1

You're making this painful for me to talk shit about Radmure. I want you to know this going forward. Edmure is a severely underrated man, especially in the shitty show by D&D.

>While Robb publicly praises Edmure in the Great Hall of Riverrun for Stone Mill, the king and Ser Brynden Tully berate Edmure in private for disrupting Robb's plan. According to them, Edmure, in defending the crossing, unknowingly thwarted Robb's plans. Robb argues he wanted Tywin to cross the river and then be trapped in the westerlands by the Stark and Frey cavalry there. However, Robb did not reveal this plan to Edmure beforehand. By pushing Tywin's army back, Edmure inflicted enough of a delay for messengers from Bitterbridge to reach Tywin with word of what was happening to the south, allowing Tywin to turn his army around and aid the Tyrells and his grandson, King Joffrey Baratheon, in the Battle of the Blackwater.

In this "loss", he actually won.

>In this "loss", he actually won.
yes, but he literally lost in battle to an outnumbered edmure "veteran of one, and that one lost" tully
as in, he was utterly repulsed and failed to achieve his objective
tywin is overrated as fuck
also I agree, based edmure is based

>tywin is overrated as fuck
How so? He's just seen as some fag who has a lot of gold (even though he doesn't anymore thanks the Lannister gold mines running dry in recent years. He's basically King Jew hoping the Crown pays the Lannisters back their credit). Sure the books tell of his past military experience but does the show even touch on his expert commander skills? Yeah, he decided to hang back during Robert's Rebellion until the last minute when he knew who would actually win; that only furthers my point of choosing your battles. Even if you call that cowardly, he still did it looking out for his family and House.

I'll concede losing to Edmure. You are right on that point. But how is he over rated? I view him as under rated as a commander and ruler. Every time he comes up it just seems to be "lol he just happened to be born under Tytos and chosen by the Mad King to be Hand and also just happened to become Lord Lannister haha" when almost every time he ever does battle or has a chance to rule, he almost never does bad.

>also I agree, based edmure is based
I don't want to disagree here, user. I still hate how Edmure is shat upon in the show, and just known as some Lord fag in the books. He's actually a pretty great man all around.

>How so?
its mostly how everyone (I mean, not in-universe) seems to think he's some sort of strategic genius when almost everything about his invasion of the riverlands is pretty dumb and his pinacle of strategy is basically "dude burn shit lmao" (great way to make shit like BwB 100x more problematic for you)
>I still hate how Edmure is shat upon in the show
yeah i'll never forget how d&d butchered that funeral scene. He's missing the shots because his dad just died and he's just been forced into lordship in the middle of a losing war, not because he's hilariously incompetent, you dumb hack showrunners. and brynden is meant to be understanding because he's a good uncle, not fucking pissy about his nephew missing the arrows

fucking why couldnt we get costumes with colour and ringmail like that

Let's just agree to disagree on Tywin I guess. Maybe it is my personal preference for the man. I honestly really like him. I think he could have done excellent for the Kingdoms. He could probably keep his grandson in check, despite his stupid daughter being a manipulative cunt. He always held a powerful hand over everyone underneath him. Maybe that's why I like him so much. You don't fuck with him. You could say he's a "problematic Patriarch!" if you're some feminist. Once he passed, the family fell apart thanks to his heir, Jaime, taking the White, his next in line Tyrion being denied Lannisport, and his daughter being a woman, unworthy of inheritance. You know, all my praise for Tywin, I wish wasn't such a faggot to Tyrion. That's my one true criticism of him. Sure, he's a midget and "embarrassment" to your House but God fucking damnit, he's your heir after Jaime gave up his claim. Tywin just had shitty children desu.

>yeah i'll never forget how d&d butchered that funeral scene.
Jesus don't fucking remind me. D&D totally slaughtered that scene.

How can anyone still be watching this show? Past season 3, and even that's stretching it, it has come to a point where D&D are literally sucking the cock of every stupid fan theory out there as well as being audience pleasing cucks who don't even fucking hide it

>all those shitty re-used lines
>everyone has started sounding exactly the same
>everyone is so fucking predictable
>hurr we made terrible fucking SandSnake characters let's have one of our ">le witty" characters Olenna Tyrell shut them down to stroke the fan's cocks
>have no fucking clue how to show the passing of time so it looks like everyone's teleporting
>characters smiling while doing edgy things (shit Arya)
>all that Hillary propaganda in 2016 (muh women leaders) and Hillary still lost

How can you not be pissed off at the direction this crap has gone?

>How can you not be pissed off at the direction this crap has gone?
this isnt reddit we hate the shit show

Reddit hates it too.

>Reddit hates it too.
??

>hillary propaganda

What the fuck is wrong with you alt right SJWs? Do you have a single functioning brain cell?

at least on /r/asoiaf they hate what it's become
rest of reddit sucks its dick though

But do the white walkers have giants in their army tho?

>Sand sneks somehow inheriting Dorne from a shit murder plot
>Muh first Ironborn woman queen
>Cersei somehow conquering the crown by burning a bunch of old people and the heirs of Highgarden
>muh all powerful Daenerys being immune to fire and somehow inheriting all the Dothraki hordes by burning the leaders, instead of being called a witch and being deserted like the whore she is

You'd have to a complete fucking idiot not to see it, and alt-right SJW's is a contradiction you salty piece of shit

you forgot sassy annoying memebear bitch berates older experienced lords who did what she was doing before Davos made his story thing

Yeah that too, the little kid opens her mouth but all you hear is D&D's shitty meme writing, it's fucking enfuriating

Most of that comes from plot lines set in motion before Clinton announced her candidacy, which is only the most obvious indication that you're completely brain dead. Do you understand how logic works? You can't just connect two things because it feels right and helps you push your victim narrative, you deluded SJW.

all game of thrones reddits very autistically hates it. Much like here...

What the fuck happened here? Who would have thought that Bran would evolve into Rachel fucking Maddow. Should have pressed B.

Dude you are somehow a bigger fag than the dude you are arguing with

Bong genes. They'll get you every time.