Would you do it?

Would you do it?

My mom would friendzone me and then tell dad who'd beat the shit out of me.

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his gf in the first movie was 130% hotter.
That totally obliterates any incest points.

I'd nut inside.

>his gf in the first movie was 130% hotter.
this girl was stereotype stacy

hell yeah I would

i srly dont get why she was all in for him when marty clearly rejected her multiple times

I wouldn't even hesitiate

she's not my mom yet so it's not really incest

bj only

>fuck mother
>she gives birth to you

He was a chad

A 5'3" chad that looks like he's 12

I'd be scared of a predestination paradox if I didn't.

"Maybe I am my own dad..." is the version of BttF I want to see.

>Lorraine, you ever have a kid like that I'll disown you
Why didn't she listen to her father? He clearly was some sort of demigod who understood time travel

this. i'm already paranoid as hell so I'd have to fuck her to make sure i'm born either way

he was the protag of a 80's teenage comedy-drama

Some people enjoy the hunt.

Exactly

Not only is that not how time travel works in the universe, which is made eminently clear to the characters, Marty isn't even conceived on the night of the dance in the first place, you normie fucks. REEEEEEEEE

>y clearly rejected her multiple times
you dont know much abut woman, do you?

>you dont know much abut woman, do you?
no person who self respect itself would play that game
also dont make this a muh roasties and muh imma virgin kind of thread

But just in case.

She's kind of fugly, but she also has sex with a duck. I'm on the fence

wasnt there a subplot about him being afraid of sucking at the guitar?

>you will never have controversial heavy petting with a pure conservative 1950s woman

these days you're lucky to find a girl with a body count below 30

why was I cursed to be born 50 years too late?

her irl daughter is a qt

His band had a tape he didn't want circulated because he was afraid of rejection. Hurry Lewis also said his band was too loud

>I'm 18. it's not like I've never parked before.
BLACKED

How do I know you're a virgin?

"hey biff remember the time you tried to rape my wife?"
"haha, luckily you knocked me out"
"yeah good times. now finish waxing my car"

its funny his mom couldnt be a much more blatant whore.

>If I can't have sex nobody can

I watched the Norfolk version of Back to the future. Marty ends up not being able to resist his mothers advances and they have sex. And then he goes back in time.

>im a massive faggot
what did he mean by this

>virgin rage

>announces his distaste for overt promiscuity; prefers a more juxtapositioned or generally secretive approach
>called virgin
(the point)
(your head)

You don't know how this point over head thing works do you?

>She's kind of fugly
No. And her daughter isn't either.

Imagine if Marty nutted inside her and just vanished.

or would he begin to self replicate at ever increasing speeds?

Lurk more before you attempt to use memes.

>Marty cums
>immediately goes all downs syndromey on her

what if marty's sperm made a girl instead? marty turns into a girl and continues to fugg his mom.. hmmmm i feel 12 again

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He'd cum for DECADES. Hmm-hmm huh-huh-huh.Yes.

Daughter reminds me Molly Jane.

good show lads

Yeah, you try to cum for decades just once. You'd immediately die of congestive pork failure.

Muli Jone.

you were never a hot teenage boy were you?

She wanted to FUCK.

worth it

In the butt.
Just to be sure, you know.

>Imagine if Marty nutted inside her and just vanished.
Sounds like every day life in an african-american ghetto kek

He'd be like my dad then

...

I look completly like my father in my age, so i guess that would work out.

Triple kek

My mom grew up in the 1960s, I would have been lynched for hooking up with a white woman.

anyone have read that doujin where a man meets his daughter from the future telling him to procreate with his sister so she can be born? But then he ends up fucking his daughter too. hehe

>Would you do it?

Yes... oh yes

That said, she was hotter in Howard the Duck, hhhnnnggg

jesus

Shit, nigger you have a lot to learn.

she's hotter NOW.
See:

>you will never cum inside prime Lea Thompson

why even live

Don't worry, user. I'm sure there are girls out there RIGHT NOW who'd love to have you cum inside them.

Don't get my hopes up

they all look like roseanne or need a green card really badly.

You're a good lad user, we could all use some encouragement in these hard times.

Petite beauty.

KEK

>tfw you werenever a hot teenage boy

>Movie about a mother trying to fuck her son
>It's a hit worldwide
Freud was right all along.

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new face of mommy posting when

WTF WHY THE YOU FUCKING CUT IT OFF?!

>le haha got 'im good!

>Would you do it?
What am I, gay? OF COURSH!

What's more degenerate.. fucking your mom or a dude?

>clearly a dude, especially if your mam is a virgin

What color is this board, mate?

This is a christian board

If you're fucking your mom for procreation, that might be less sinful, on the whole.

No wonder you're a virgin. Women like what they can't have. That's why they like bad boys and niggers

>might
just travel back in time to the creation of the universe and ask god.

I can tell you wouldn't get any, regardless of decade

Who is the spunk hunk she is with in this scene?

This was always my plan if I were in Marty's position. Would it work?

>mom is into bad boys
>be a bad boy
>date mommy
>fuck her every day, but don't knock her up
>start turning more into a dick every day
>eventually leave her for someone prettier
>tell her that I'm leaving her because she's used up and not hot
>really make her feel like shit
>bail
>now she's sad and has a low self esteem
>tell dad to swoop in and get her on the rebound
>mom will realize that dad is too beta to ever cheat and wouldn't ever leave
>mom and dad now together
>timeline fixed and you got to fuck your mom in her prime

thoughts?

I think his name is Com Truise. He's a good Christian.

He is tall right? Not a manlet?

Yes, he's at least 5ft and a lot.

without hesitation

By the way, the movie is "All the Right Moves". And for our younger viewers: That's the movie that Nancy and Steve were about to watch in "Stranger Things".

was super weird watching this movie with my mother

He's very wealthy. He eats like a wealthy person, he sleeps like a wealthy person and he laughs like a wealthy person. He's a good guy.

>Christian board

Shiggy Diggy Doo, I see you

>woman
>self respect

If I was in that situation, knew I could get away with it, and didn't have a girlfriend to make me feel guilty about cheating, I honestly probably would have done it. I watched the movie recently and the first time I saw her in the bedroom I actually said "wow" out loud. Like it's fucking insane how perfectly gorgeous she is in that film.

It has to with the bond between mother and son. Mothers will always see their children as the most beautiful and most able persons. She couldn't resist biology.

So I would succeed in trying to fuck my mom?

>fuck her every day, but don't knock her up

Well they didn't have the pill yet in the 50s. And you tell me whether this girl would start poking holes in your condoms.