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Who wants to hear a funny joke?

lmao

me, i like puns and bad jokes from south africans

it reminds my of my south african friend

because their balls were so full of cum they had to get it out somehow

HHMMMMMHHMM HHMMMPPHHH MMMMHHHMMM HHHMMPPHH

WILL die alone. Simple as.

what happens to the little boys who are now cumstuffed? do they get no release?

they fuck smaller boys

wish my mother would unbirth me, literally worst time to be alive

...

Sold the 318th copy of my book today

*fucks a cell*

When they come it all won't even matter.

Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese.

He wants to make America grate again.

what's the book about?

messaged her back

vote yes if this is what you ant in your country

dont get it

>tfw my SA friend told me that exact joke

i really miss him i hope he didn't kill himself yet

found a picture of thailad lads

guys i just learned im gay which means im going to have to start speaking with a lisp and be really annoying and also spread pesitelence with my ashshole

Nonsense comedy

Thanks, lads.

went to boxing sparring after doing only muay thai for like ten months and did really well im stoked

you also have to start posting anime all the time

hope you get knockedo ut

Severely underweight. Kid should see a doctor immediately.

Bender on cat's meow singing Baby boy by Beyonce lads. Ahhh

*blocks your path*

never been knocked out in my whole life lol and believe me ive had the fuck kicked out of me

iron chin

ive got a big bum too

genetically blessed

The entire human race will be born with the opposite gender's brain and everyone will be transgender in the future

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why did Australians make such good films in the 70s

That's just low-muscle mass, not neccessary for a doctor visit. Just start exercising and lifting weights.
>tfw I have that body type
Too lazy to practice what I preach.

Hey where did we go
Days where the rains came
Down in the hollow
Playin a new game

mental how it's after 3am here so late night/early morning and it's afternoon/early evening in australia and we can communicate in essentially real time because of vast undersea cable networks

>ask girl if she wants to go out saturday
>"sorry I can't do saturday x"
>how about monday
>"sorry I'm working monday"

Is she just waiting for me to rattle off every day of the week? Alternately, if she doesn't want to go out then why doesn't she just not respond?

i hate that fucking movie i watched it with a headache and a hangover at 4am and i felt like i was dying

She's trying to be nice la. Forget it la. It's over. Time to move on.

really can't fathom how cables can be put under the sea like that and never break down, gives my pondering more credence to the "hollow earth" theorum

that's a lie perpetuated by Australians

should have had another couple drinks man

she's genuinely busy or else she would would stop talking to you unless she sees you as a beta orbiter

women have trouble with planning

>get a boat with a giant anchor
>scrape across the ocean floor with it and break all the cables
heh
nothin personnel

Just woke up desu

I like your joke

they're made using materials that don't corrode in salt water

Hope I die in my sleep lads :-)))))))))

well good morning

FUCK THE KURDS
FUCK THE CATALONIANS

Morning

They're Australian cables, so they don't get salty

another lie perpetrated by the powrers that be

cool thanks

got a hard morning willy? x

Hate setting dates more than a few days away. Girls are so incredibly flaky that I wouldn't trust one to stick to a commitment a week or more away.

am currently around 60kg at 180cm, i was about 70kg when i graduated high school two years ago but since then i've taken to smoking cigarettes and locking myself in my room for hours rather than eating three good meals a day and doing a physical job as i was then so i've no appetite now haha

Im a girl

Seems like you have trust issues

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pretty sure inxs is a fucking really good band

Theree's a sucker born every minute

can't stop watching antkeeping videos
youtube.com/watch?v=nEobGKAlGEU
honestly thinking of starting my own

imagine being in vietnam and thinking "can't stop watching antkeeping videos
[YouTube] WOAH! ANTS VS. CARNIVOROUS PLANTS! (embed)
honestly thinking of starting my own"

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reckon my cat might be a bender

...
(waiting for her to respond)

imagine myself mowing down gooks with an m60 in vietnam desu

Megumin

one of the better looking girls from quebec ive seen tbqh but i can only see half her face ahaahha

Doing a think lads.

Are yanks capable of human speech that does not include some form of celebrity or pop-culture reference???

No

is she native?

brain expanded tenfold when i saw this post

Big fat juicy soft bums

there are practically no natives in Quebec except the far north
that's just what the French look like

All whites get the bullet come the revolution.

Wacky Bruce you in mate?

really? every french person here in northern ontario is part native, much more so than the english

want to explode inside her desu

boys don't cryyyyy

Thanks, lad. I got plenty of crackers.

I'm speaking from experience, not theory

I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

me nan's father was french canadian
her mother was irish

well that's a different province and again in the north

Fan of the saffer

Got a shawarma chicken cooling in the oven lads

Dreamt that I was in a penis size contest with the two bodyguards of Tracy in 30 rock, and I won!

thanks

Scandinavian dreaming about black dicks

hmmm

what state are you from? maine, new hampshire?

Shut the fuck up and give him back that thanks or I'll rip your head off

yanks lads

>Emma Watson will never use my face as her personal toilet, relieving both her bowels and her bladder on me

Errrrrrrr

take away the snow and this could just as easily be australia

do gays have foot fetishes or is it just a straight thing?

Stop watching the news

sam hyde isn't funny