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saving the white race one kid at a time edition

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if there is a God he will have to beg for my forgiveness

have a break
have a bran flake

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need someone to love me lads

8:30 pm and I haven't eaten any food all day

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forearm day at the gym lads
cant wait to get my pump on

just got back from calf day at the gym lads

almost got sick from the smell of my farts just

housemate is in the bathroom, i'm on the verge of puking

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currently dancing too:
youtube.com/watch?v=NshQKDfFPlw

actually dreamt about the cute girl with the cute ears and the cute giggle last night

she was wearing a blue dress and suddenly it was on fire so I had to frantically grab a bucket and pour water on her to put it out. I was scared because I thought she was going to die but when the fire was out out she just giggled and didn't think it was a big deal.

What did my brain mean by this?

cereal is the hatchbacks of breakfast foods

index finger and tongue day at the gym lads (im going to see your mum)

have the option to see 2 girls tonight

not interested but don't want to be home alone

thoughts on this predicament? thoughts also on this picture?

willy day at the gym lads (im going to see your bum)

Love God.
Love Jesus.
Love going to Church.
Love Life.
Love the Bible.
Love life.

haha

post pics or dont care

>tfw church tomorrow morning

french girls are fucking hot (McMullen, 1994 p.p 44-51) but are probably stupid and annoying and over emotional (Dexter, Bordeau, 2015)

noooooooo I don't likeeeeee this gimmick stop posting it

PLEASE I don't want to see this for weeks, fuck sakeeee

3 outstanding matches so far today
one even messaged me
will end up fucking it up with all of them

love country living but im a hick

youtube.com/watch?v=OhEHB0a7Uyg

Cant wait to sing Hymn's in Church tomorrow.

Lol

the fire symbolises your 'burning' passion for the cute girl with the cute ears and the cute giggle. you fear your feelings (the fire) will cause pain (by burning her or both of you) so you suppress them (extinguish them with the water).

Poor man wanna be rich,
Rich man wanna be king,
And a king ain't satisfied,
'til he rules everything,
I wanna go out tonight,
I wanna find out what I got

Well, I believe in the love that you gave me,
I believe in the faith that can save me,
I believe in the hope and I pray,
That someday it may raise me
Above these badlands

Badlands, you gotta live it everyday,
Let the broken hearts stand
As the price you've gotta pay,
We'll keep pushin' 'til it's understood,
And these badlands start treating us good.

>Love life
Dumb people often do

>islam doesn't promote this
umm sweaty. muhammads entire war campaigns were in repsosne to him getting bulleid by pagans.

hinduism sort of promotes it because their two epics and the older scriptures are on war. but they're more interpreted about internal war against desire.

"height doesnt even really matter bro"
- my 6'2 mate

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bet that smells fucking rank

pull back the foreskin lol let's have a look

Gonna drop by God's house tomorrow and see what's good

wrong way down a one way street

good morning friends

Where do you get your clothes from lads

small dick, out of control 70s pubes, poor personal hygiene.

Lol just be yourself mate :^)

>smoking indoors

It doesn't get more bleak than that m80

of course the numale replies to the cock

The clothes store

Jesus bashed people up too when necessary, and his whole "I bring not the olive branch but the sword" bit.

Being willing to kill people doesn't make you a strong person, it's a lot harder to forgive.

Bunch of fucking whoppers in here man

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we had a good one at school that was like
im special because god has loved me for he gave the best thing that he had to save me
his own son jesus crucified to take the blame for all the bad things i have done
thank you jesus thank you lord for loving me so much i know i dont deserve anything
help me feel your love right now to know deep in my heart that im your special friend

actually quite a nice willy without all that fag ash on it. can we see it hard? x

multiple places outside

asda

Love this post x

Love this post more x

ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID
ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID
RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD
RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD

get pretty much all my clothes from places like Primark, Matalan and supermarkets

hate spending lots of money on clothes

the 'I bring not the olive branch but the sword' is in the context of distancing yourself from people in your life who don't accept jesus though, not about war and conflict.
t. someone who has actually read the bible

T levels are rock bottom

grim

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Revolutions based off of the so called proletariat are in fact counter-revolutionary. In fact there will be no revolution just the gradual erosion of the capitalist power base with the advancement of technology.

Primark and next

they never last though. i tend to get high quality end of the year discounted shit from tk maxstop kamp

should probably eat something

*cums in your mouth*
here's a top-up x

the virgin shop

dont care nerd

looking at pictures of half naked men on /fit/ and it's not even gay

youtu.be/uSlUIj0V97k
Choon

[BOLD]New Gimmick About As Spaz Doesn't Clean Bellend[BOLD]

Reports of a new gimmick have begun to surface, with posters at odds on its value.

"I don't like it, I think it is daft," said one /brit/ local from Brum.

"It's just a rehash of old ancient gimmicks which, mind you, weren't much better anyway."

The gimmick is continuing regardless, with one devout anonymous poster carrying on despite the criticism.

"Love god," says the gimmick. "Love life...Love the bible."

In other news, a local /brit/ does NOT clean his willing, leaving what looks to be cigarette ash but is instead MOULD growing on his penis.

Resident penis inspector, Myer Goldstein, says the user needs to drink more tap water and take his bennies.

But the naughty user refuses.

"Love the stink, me".

"Hate showers but," he said.

trinken kaffee

They last long enough for me (apart from Primark clothes which do fall apart very quickly)

Still wear jeans and shirts I got from Matalan years ago

skip behind primark

any daniel boringcliff man in?

lost weight and now none of my clothes fit nicely

time to go to h&m and primark to revamp my wardrobe

i posted my dick hard here a couple of years ago and someone drew a picture of it and it became a thing on /brit/ for a while. not too sure about faggots liking it though

rick owens

love fred perry me

And Jewey, I can spot niggas
Like I take it risky when I shot nigga
Like you seen em twirl then he floth, nigga
And we keep them nine milli's in my socks, nigga
And Monte keep it on him, he done shopped niggas
And Trigger he be wilding, he come hot nigga
Bones known to get busy with them clocks, nigga
Try to run down and you can catch a lot, nigga
Running through these checks till' I lash out
Your shawty gave me deck 'til I pass out
I swear to Bog, all I do is Fash out
And if you ain't a bro, get up out my Fash house
I been getting rack since like the fifth grade
Really never made no difference what that bitch made
Raja taught me clip them packs and how to maintain
Get that honey back and rend it on the same thing
Shawty like the way that I fall out
I be getting money 'til I stall out
You talking cash God, I goes all out
Shawty love the way that I poss out
Free Greezy though, let all of my dogs route
Mama said no pussy fats inside my dog house
That's what got a paddy locked up in the dog pound
Free Phantom bro, let all of my dogs out
We gon' pull up in that hooptie like we mops on 'em
With the sixteen's, we gon' put some blots on em'
I send a lil' shot to send the mop on em'
He gon' call me up and I'mma sick the bots on em'
Timely savage, that's what we are
Blimey shooters dressed in G-Star
GS nine, I mow so hard
But GS for my fun squad
And lich if there's a problem we gon' gun brawl
Thots poppin 'out The AR
I'm with Nigger, I'm with Fasha, I'm with A-Paw
Broad sunlight and we gon' let them things bark
Tell them niggas free beaches tho
Someday free Breezy ho
And tell my niggas, Shmurda beaming, lo
Bitch caught a body 'bout a week ago
Fuck with us and then we weakling, lo
Run up on that nigga bet to squeezing, lo
Everybody catching bullet moles
Niggas got me on my pulley yo
I'mma run up, put the fun on 'em
I'mma run up, go fuck all 'em
Niggas got me on this dung shit
Got me on that go humm shit

quite close to a success but you should have proof read it first my friend

I TURNED MYSELF INTO A CLIFF RON!
IM RADCLIFF RON!!!!!!!!

if it's the willy in front of the keyboard I wanked over that pic haha x

if i were a wiggly worm, id thank you lord that i could squirm
and if i were a crocodile id thank you lord for my big smile
and if i were a fuzzy wuzzy bear id thank you lord for my fuzzy wuzzy hair
but i just thank you father for making me me

cos you gave me a heart and you gave me a smile
you gave me jesus and you made me your child
and i just thank you father for making me me

16 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. 17 For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him. 18 Whoever believes in him is not condemned, but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because they have not believed in the name of God’s one and only Son. 19 This is the verdict: Light has come into the world, but people loved darkness instead of light because their deeds were evil. 20 Everyone who does evil hates the light, and will not come into the light for fear that their deeds will be exposed. 21 But whoever lives by the truth comes into the light, so that it may be seen plainly that what they have done has been done in the sight of God.

post the gym you go to

Weird experience yesterday lads.

>be at party yesterday
>ex (from three years ago) and her bf are there too
>pretty late
>ex gets drunk as fuck
>starts ranting about how "user is a cunt but the sex was great"
>"best I've ever had really"
>"his dick is huge"
>"but he is a cunt, don't date him haha"

Eventually her boyfriend had enough and they left.

L-lads....
m.youtube.com/watch?v=fng3Vdte7mwT

(((god)))

(not true, by the way)

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But Jesus wanted us to go out and spread the word of God. So why would we distance ourselves from non-believers?

Browsed /isr/ for evidence of the international jewish conspiracy for the last few days. SO far only found this.

Maybe you're right, but I don't think being willing to commit violence alone makes someone strong or noble
I do find Buddhism to be less slavish, though also a lot more aloof and not as theologically deep as Christianity since Indian Buddhism collapsed
Chan/zen as well as more modern traditions like the Thai forest tradition are very interesting

ah the virtuous fascist crying like a girl lol

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did he break up with her

woah ...

sambas are objectively the best trainers

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puerto rico will be without power for months lads
could you survive without power for months?

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Installing Maplestory lads