>be merican
>get shot
>doctor fixes you
>see bill
>die
Be merican
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freedom ain't free kid
But, since you're a responsible adult, you have insurance. Mine would cover all but approximately $2,000 of that.
>still having to pay 2000$
disgusting
But what about those who cant afford that?
Do americans know the word empathy?
>Spanish economy
There are charity organizations and government programs for those people. Your country has the same population as Wisconsin. Why can't Wisconsin be expected to handle its healthcare, and why should that be the responsibility of the federal government?
For those who are simply irresponsible, I have no sympathy.
>you've got sick, then you virtually died already
hey wait. why can they be that fat?
America is a big country and global empire. It has bases and troops all over the world that protect supremacy of dollar. If USA became a welfare state paying 100% for medical services the way f.e. Poland does, all money and resources would be spent on it, and America wouldn't have money to protect status of dollar as a global reserve currency. It would lead to the crash of the system and impoverishment of all Americans as well as to deteriorating its national security.
Russia also aspires to a title of global empire, that's why it resigned from spending money on its pensioners, medical services, benefits for people, and infrastructure. Old people in Russia eat from trashbins and look like zombies. Russian hospitals, especially outside of three biggest cities in the country, look like taken from horror movies. Benefits for people in Russia are practically non-existent and if they exist, they are so low that nobody could survive on them. And Russian infrastructure and roads is probably the most fucked up in whole Eurasia.
But thanks to the fact that Russians save money on well-being on their own people, they can produce a lot of weapon, bully other nations with military and pose as a global empire. The only thing that differs Russia from the USA in doing so, is that i truly doubt that Russian national interest is fulfilled by it. The USA protects the dollar, while Russia protects mainly its own oligarchic and plutocratic elite from being removed by poor and angry society: mirage of "being great power" is more important for most of Russians than high standard of living
What if they refuse to pay?
you'll get another bullet
>""""special services""""
>$462.00 for a nurse blowjob
Fucking rip-off
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>be american
>bit bit by snake
>insurance pays for it
>insurance goes up 100%
>die
>Unionized doctors
>Heavily regulated hospitals
>Be surprised shit gets expensive
The rattlesnake comes back
>why should that be the responsibility of the federal government
Because it shows that your nation is a dysfunctional patchwork
We have other snakes
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Is this the one where the guy intentionally had a venomous snake poison him
>while Russia protects mainly its own oligarchic and plutocratic elite from being removed by poor and angry society
I've already seen this movie.
Dutch insurances work the exact opposite way.
Your insurance covers all medical expenses you make throughout the year, except for the first 385 euros.
>be american
>pay for diamond+ health care
>get into some shit
>doctor pick the jewish piano
>conclude that my life is not worth the treatment
>insurance is not obligated to pay for my treatment because it's to expensive considering my life spawn.
>debt even paying the best medical insurance
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I wish i was joking...
>cover all but approximately $2,000 of that.
What the hell
>Be American
>get shot
>Go to Hospital
>Doctor has a gun
>Get shot
>Doctor fixes you
>10000000000000$
>Say you can't pay that
>Get shot again
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>$2000
Per month or per year?
Per second.
You can include Brazil in your chart. Just to point how pathetic america as a first world is.
I saw a video of an italian now living in the US explaining American healthcare, holy fuck is hell
>He was treating his wife in Italy privately because it was cheaper than doing it in America despite having insurance
>The average cost of an MRI in the US is around $2500, a private MRI in Italy is around 80€ ($95)
>doctors receive bonuses from insurance companies, so they don't treat you better than they can but they treat about how much money they can earn
>insurance doesn't cover everything
>you have to pay more for an insurance if you want to get covered in another state than your own
>people have to move to another state because they don't have the money to pay medical bills
>insurance contracts are for an X number of years, if you are sick and the contract ends they drop you and you're fucked
A lot of other shit I don't remember
>$2,000 for a rattlesnake bite
>Proud of it
So in a few years, majority of Americans are bankrupt? Bullshit, I know lot of people poor and wealthy and none of them has ever had trouble paying the hospital bills
what why did they get charged for 79 c sections
Poor people don't pay hopitals in usa dude, they pray to not get sick or die.
Of course you pray not to get wick or die? Why would anyone want to be sick or die. I haven't met anyone who couldn't pay the hospital bills, if you can pay them they usually just waiver the bill anyway in some cases
Is this real? Before protesting in the wall street, poor protesters go to hospitals
John you're embarassing yourself
>be bitten by a rattlesnake
>have to pay $2000 with insurance
What a shithole.
>For those who are simply irresponsible, I have no sympathy.
damn americans prove again and again that they aren't human
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I GOT 2 WEEKS WAIT AND PAID 0$ FOR A MAXFAC SURGERY WITHOUT NEPOTISM IN THIS THIRD WORLD COMMIE SHITHOLE THAT HAS THE WORST EU ECONOMY
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
WHAT IS GOING ON AMERICANS
WHERE DID IT ALL GO WRONG
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA MY SIDES HAVE ENGAGED HYPERSPACE
>Mine would cover all but approximately $2,000 of that.
Insurance companies aren't charities. What they charge and cover is actuarially justified. If we want to change it we would.
>be american
>lose your car and your house because of a paper cut
This
Dumb Euros pay 90% tax rate for their healthcare while americans can actually walk away with a pocket full of money at the end of the day. Not just loose change.
good one, my American friend. Americans already pay near to what Euros pay in taxes
No, they are way overpriced because of lobbying. We re barely more taxed than you and that cover not only free healthcare but free university and many other services here.
>So in a few years, majority of Americans are bankrupt?
323.1*10^6/(643*10^3)=502 years, mate
>American education